No YouTuber will ever top the phrase “A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese.”
“A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California” is also a banger and comes from the same channel.
How quickly we forget “You would have to pay an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity” followed immediately by
this was honestly the funniest email in the defunctland garfield video. who was out there detailing their explicit sexual experience in the garfield dark ride so eloquently that kevin defunctland had to censor it this much. i want to study you
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
Tumblr as a culture has the worst method of recommending videos to people but by god do I know what Defunctland is now
this was honestly the funniest email in the defunctland garfield video. who was out there detailing their explicit sexual experience in the garfield dark ride so eloquently that kevin defunctland had to censor it this much. i want to study you
the defunctland fastpass video is approaching 10,000,000 views. how
like how did kevin defunctland accidentally stumble upon some kind of unknown innate human desire to spend the better part of 2 hours watching a feature-length examination of…waiting in line
this was honestly the funniest email in the defunctland garfield video. who was out there detailing their explicit sexual experience in the garfield dark ride so eloquently that kevin defunctland had to censor it this much. i want to study you
I love Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser becuase one way or another it’ll be entertaining. If it succeeds we get a new type of quality immersive experience, paving the way for future experiences to come, and if it fails it’ll be really funny to watch happen and will eventually make for a really interesting episode of Defunctland
Honestly I don’t see a Galactic Starcruiser experience can be commercially successful. There just aren’t enough people to sell the ultimate larping experience to. The current price may or may not be fair, but if it isn’t, a fair price wouldn’t bring it down that much more.
I’m in the Star Wars fandom and there’s been a lot of “What the hell is this” discussion happening. Why is it missing a lot of the features of a luxury hotel? Because it’s a spaceship cruise. Your room is the bare minimum because it’s based on a cabin. But you’re going to be running around all day anyway. Why doesn’t it look like the Star Wars we know? Because the films mostly take place in millitary, paramilitary, or underworld settings. Again this is a cruiseship. Also in-universe the Halycon has the same interior decorating style as it did 200 years ago. It’s like saying a Titanic (or more accurately a Britannic replica) doesn’t look like “earth culture” because it doesn’t look like 21st architecture, but for the relative minority of fans who read The High Republic- this makes it even cooler.
The only reason I’m able to go this summer is because a bunch of people canceled their pre-reservations after the first real trailer dropped. Because I guess they didn’t read the long source articles that actually went into detail how it’s a simulated space cruise ship where you’re inside/underground most of the time. A Star Wars YouTuber had a video where he talked about how he won’t be going, in part because of funds and where he’s located, but also even if he didn’t have to think about recording footage for his job- the Galactic Starcruiser just doesn’t sound like a vacation to him. I had an interesting discussion in the comments where I talked about how when I go on vacations I want to do something, if I want to relax I’ll just stay home. I compared it to my trip to Colonial Williamsburg and talked about how I spend an entire day only in Galaxy’s Edge playing the AR game and interacting with the cast members. The more positive/neutral pre-reviews of Galactic Starcruiser have talked about how you get out what you put into the experience. This is a vacation that is perfect for me, but not the majority of people.
So yeah, I don’t think it will last more than a few years. But it will make a very good Defunctland video. Not only is it heavily documented compared to most stuff Kevin covers, but it won’t be a story of Eisner doing shit or executive meddling. It will be a story of Imagineers going too hard and creating something too immeserive. Because I’m sure they all have the temperaments that mean they’d love this shit.
The Shapeland reveal in the defunctland fastpass episode is, no joke, the single most effective plot twist I’ve witnessed in any form of media within the last decade
No YouTuber will ever top the phrase “A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese.”
“A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California” is also a banger and comes from the same channel.
How quickly we forget “You would have to pay an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity” followed immediately by
[id: White text on a black screen, which reads:
“PART SIX
I paid an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system.” end id.]
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
Tumblr as a culture has the worst method of recommending videos to people but by god do I know what Defunctland is now
Every time he says a concept is pointless, doesnt help the company at all, makes no sense, has no appeal, or any other statement tantamount to “who in their right mind would greenlight this” count the seconds until you hear the words “Michael Eisner”
it’s like comparing the flash to the thunderclap with lightning
defunctland videos: you’ll never guess who was responsible for this insane, batshit bizarre thing at Disney that got made in the late 80’s to early 90’s and everyone hated
this was honestly the funniest email in the defunctland garfield video. who was out there detailing their explicit sexual experience in the garfield dark ride so eloquently that kevin defunctland had to censor it this much. i want to study you
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
Tumblr as a culture has the worst method of recommending videos to people but by god do I know what Defunctland is now
season 1 defunctland: today we are resurrecting Mickey’s Dick Smasher. This was a roller coaster that smashed your dick, and Michael Eisner was behind it. It had some serious problems, but was a cult classic before it was canned.
season 3 defunctland episode on the same ride: it was the twelfth year of the cambrian explosion, and the offspring of two shrimp was about to be born with the earth’s first external reproductive organ
season 1 defunctland: today we are resurrecting Mickey’s Dick Smasher. This was a roller coaster that smashed your dick, and Michael Eisner was behind it. It had some serious problems, but was a cult classic before it was canned.
season 3 defunctland episode on the same ride: it was the twelfth year of the cambrian explosion, and the offspring of two shrimp was about to be born with the earth’s first external reproductive organ
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
defunctland videos: you’ll never guess who was responsible for this insane, batshit bizarre thing at Disney that got made in the late 80’s to early 90’s and everyone hated
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
