1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want
The state of the home is a reflection of one’s cability to keep tidy and organized. Any stupid girl can clean, but proficient Housewifes elevate these simple tasks into the art of House Keeping and be able to find joy and take pride in their work, given enough time. Starting the journey of Perfect Obedience here will be a good test for one’s skill sets as well as physical and mental capabilities, while also being an opportunity to refine them. Remember, House Keeping is a daily chore that falls soley onto your shoulders as Housewife. That means no asking for help, no slacking off, and by absolute no means can something be pushed off until tomorrow of there is time today to do it. House Keeping is not rocket science, and there should be no excuse not to excel in the most straightforward tasks that any simpleton or trained monkey can do.
Keep in mind that different homes require different levels of upkeep. Review the list below and tailor it to your current living situation.
Laundry - Organize all laundry into 3 categories; darks, colors, & whites. Different clothing requires specific settings for both washing and drying cycles. Read the tags, and learn what care is needed for everyone’s wardrobe. Stains should be given special care and attention. Use detergent that does not only clean the laundry, but also gives it a fresh smelling aroma as well. Any and all dry cleaning should be taken to a professional.
Clean laundry should be folded and put away shortly coming out of the dryer to best prevent wrinkles. Put away clothing organizing it by both season and color, this includes everything from the closet to the sock drawer. If someone has to “where their blue blazer is?” you’re doing something wrong.
Ironing - Clothing should be ironed each morning for any Domestic Superiors before they leave the home. Fresh clothing should have fine, crisp lines showing no wrinkles. Ensure to finishing ironing other’s clothing before starting your own. Also take time to inspect where you are ironing. Is there a loose thread? A missing button? A tear? If so, set it aside and later take out a sewing kit and fix it.
Bed Making - Beds should be stripped and applied with fresh linens on an as needed basis, never going longer than a few days. Beds should be made every morning, sheets tucked, pillows fluffed, and perfectly straight. Was there any fucking going on last night? Change them. Domestic Superiors do not want to fuck or sleep on dirty sheets.
Sweeping & Mopping - Hardwood and tile floors should be constantly monitored; being swept then mopped almost daily with a focus on heavier trafficked areas. Bulky vacuums are discouraged on hardwoods to prevent scuffing, and felt pads should be applied to the bottom of chairs and other furniture to avoid scratches. Once a month furniture should be moved to allow access underneath to give the flooring a deep clean.
Vacuuming - Carpets and rugs should be constantly monitored; being vaccumed almost daily, more so if there are pets in the home. Vacuuming is a noisy activity that should be done at mid-day or when it is less disruptive to others in or around the home. Once a month furniture should be moved to allow access underneath to give the flooring a deep clean.
Dusting - Any and all surfaces should be dusted every other day to prevent the collection of dust, hair, and other particles. Also include picture frame glass, TV & computer monitors, and overhead fan blades as part of your dusting routine.
Practice keeping your eyes focused on floors, corners, and surfaces to keep aware of which areas are in need of attention. Try to avoid the shame of “Um, you missed a spot!” when you should be the one on top of such things. If such an instance ever does arise, dont pout like a scolded puppy; Nod your head, apologize, say “Yes Sir!”or“Yes Miss!” and your fucking job.
Window Washing - Windows should be washed every two weeks to allow for clear, natural sunshine to illuminate the home. Finger and hand prints are eye sores, and should be removed whenever discovered on a glass or reflective surface. Again, think about picture frames, TV monitors, glass tables, and the like.
Dish Washing - Despite modern technology, hand washing dishes is the preferred method when it comes to cleaning and care for your cookware, fine plates, glasses, and silverware. Hand washing should be done with rubber gloves to prevent wrinkles hands and chipped nail polish. Dishes should be dried with a towel and then left to be air dried to avoid water spots. Dishes should also be put away the same day they are washed. Dish washing is a daily battle, and should be handled after mealtimes to avoid needing a dirty dish sitting in the sink at dinner time.
Bathroom Care - There is perhaps no other room in the house that requires more attention and extensive cleaning than the bathroom. Toilets require ample scrubbing, and should always hold the appearance of being fresh and unused with bathroom tissue well stocked and in reach. Roll up your sleeves, scrub the bowl, and make it sparkle. Sink counters should be cleaned, void of hair and organized with fresh scented hand soap and hand towels. Tile flooring should also have a deep cleaning once a week to fight nasty build up. The same principles should be applied to tubs and showers, with fresh towls hung daily. Medicine cabinets should be well kept stocked while also holding first aid supplies to be used as needed.
It should also go without saying, but the bathrooms should have their out set of cleaning supplies such as scrubs and gloves and replaced twice as often.
Garages, Basements, & Attics - If your home happens to have any of these spaces, it is your job to ensure that they do not feel neglected or ignored in comparison to other areas of the house. They should be orderly, kept very organized, with bright lighting through out. Pantries and Lininen Closets should hold the same principles. Even tight and low ceiling spaces should not appear cluttered.
Car Washing - Housekeeping duties such as cleaning, dusting, organizing, and everything else mentioned above should also extend to every vehicle that is use by someone in the home. The car, truck, or van should be a place that’s clean, comfortable, and cared for. Wash and wax vehicles as necessary. Ice and snow removal is your responsibility on winter mornings, and don’t forget to turn the heat on to help it warm up. Really want to impress your Domestic Superioes? Perform oil changes, check the levels of transmission and wiper fluids to add or change when necessary. Rotate tires every 6 months. There is no reason why a Housewife cannot learn or perform basic preventative maintainence that any apprentice mechanic and do.
Preventative Maintainence - A home takes wear and tear just like a car does. It is used everyday, and it is the responsibility of the Housewife to keep the home operational. Changing light bulbs, fighting leaky faucets, lubricating squeaky doors and handles are just some of the small examples that fall under preventative maintence of the home. Not to mention all the fighting against carpet stains, floor scuffs, wall marks and other eye sores that happen through time. A successful Housewife can combat all these things to keep the home from falling into disrepair.
Curbside Appeal - A proper dwelling must appear tidy both inside and out. As Housewife, you must understand that the exterior of your home requires just as much care and attention as the rooms inside do. Porches should be kept clean, well lit, and swept often. Lawns should be green, cut, and void of weeds, leaves, and other eyesore. Driveways and walkways need to also stay clear, of both clutter and oil stains. Clearing of these areas is also the duty of the Housewife when there is any amount of snow. Trash and recycling bins should appear clean, and kept in an area that is not noticeable from the street, if it can be avoided, with the exception of trashday; where it is of course the responsibility of the Housewife to take out and bring in the bins, rubbish, and recycling.
Gardening - During the spring and summer months, the exterior of the home should be vibrant with well maintained plants and flowers. Brushes and trees should be kept trimmed. Perhaps most importantly, a vegetable garden should be kept somewhere on the property. Nurturing a vegetable garden is a good opportunity for a Housewife to show off their green thumb and later their culinary skills in the kitchen. All exterior areas should be watered daily, and will help make the home appear lively and well groomed.
Through much effort and practice, finding the right routine will make the housework a breeze. In time you’ll become quicker and more efficient at what needs to be done, creating valuable time to focus on other, more rigorous tasks.
