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upperclassgoddess:Down !You think I mount a horse dressed like this? HA! On all fours, pony.

upperclassgoddess:

Down !

You think I mount a horse dressed like this? HA! On all fours, pony.


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She comes over unannounced. I see her through my window, but let her call me incessantly anyway. I keep her there waiting, while I freshen up, looking my best. She is wearing my favorite dress of hers–and I know she hates dresses. Her hair is in pigtails, and this tomboy is wearing lipstick. I chuckle knowing she’s desperate to be under me, desperate to win my affection back. I finally let her in, beckon her to follow me to my place silently. I sit on my bed and wait, crossing my chubby legs and glaring at her. She immediately kneels, and like old times, pulls her tits out of her shirt.

Finally I ask “what do you want?” She takes that as permission to speak, and tells me how sorry she is. She understands that as my friend-with-submissive-benefits she should not have hit on my girlfriend, should not have continued to pursue her when my then-girlfriend said no. She misses me, she misses my whip, she’ll do anything. Nothing I haven’t heard from her before. I walk in a circle appraising her.

“One week”, I said. She looked up hopefully. “You will come over after work, every day for one week. You will bring a small tribute and a gift, you will do the chore list I will lay out for you, and if I am not here to dismiss you, you will leave once the list is done. She was nodding emphatically. "If this goes well, you will submit to me upon request, and our friendship will be publicly reinstated. If it goes very well, I will test you harder next week, as you will be under consideration for full time friends-with-benefits status.” I then commanded she leave. I was sick of looking at her.

I told my roommate not to worry about dishes, told him what happened. He laughed and we made fun of her, but to be honest, I grew attached to her before she betrayed me. I will be glad to see where this week goes–especially since Monday’s list is quite extensive–my laundry hasn’t been done in weeks, so she will take that home with her to do, and there’s a whole weekend of dishes, and who wouldn’t start such a program out with scrubbing the toilet?

You’re useless if you’re not petting the corgi.

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Love issues: Not all is kindness and sweetnessThere are so many faces in a relationship that one hav

Love issues: Not all is kindness and sweetness

There are so many faces in a relationship that one have to be prepared to face them. Some guys are full of things in their minds and others are so demandig. Anyway, in a relationship, a discussion is made of two, and always there is a loser: the man. (This is a sexist joke) Is it?

Eduardo Orozco


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You put noms on my plate, but those aren’t the noms I want.  Bring me new noms, Mom!You put noms on my plate, but those aren’t the noms I want.  Bring me new noms, Mom!

Youput noms on my plate, but those aren’t the noms I want.  Bring me new noms, Mom!


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No noms and no water?!  Where is the appreciation for my hard work flipping up my hidey hut?!

No noms and no water?!  Where is the appreciation for my hard work flipping up my hidey hut?!


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