#destiny traveler

Traveler: What the Guardian doing?

Ghost: Sir, they have somehow traversed space and entered the realm of thought.

Traveler, snickering: More like the realm of Thot.

Ghost, exasperated: Sir, this is serious

Traveler, setting down a non alcoholic (it is) drink and shrugs: They will be fine! I didn’t steal them for nothing~

Ghost, surprised: what was that?

Traveler, flippantly: Nothing~

Traveler, looking at the reports Ghost sends in: What do you mean when the earth gets in the way of the Sun it turns the moon red and nothing happens?! That sounds made up!

Ghost,sighing: sir, You and I both watched the same Eclipse.

Traveler, still annoyed: It has to mean something though! It can’t just be as lame as this!?

Ghost: You do know that there is a time where the moon covers the sun in a solar eclipse?

Traveler, hurling a metaphysical desk: BULLSHIT!