#detroitbecome human

Josh: There are three ways to argue: Words, proof-

North:Gun.

Gavin: Beauty Sleep is a mystery. I sleep 16 hours a day and still feel like a garbage can.

Hank: The other 8 you look like the garbage in said can.

Josh: What do you want now? You want to kill me?

North: You really think I’m that boring? I’m a person of far more vision than simple murder.

“You humans don’t know how good you have it. I mean, being an Android is great, but we don’t have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad.”

— Connor

RK900: Connor, I am not trying to be rude, but you died.

Connor: Yeah, I know, I was there.

Josh: *minding his own business*

North: Hey you got a problem?

Josh:What?

North: Well you so tall, you must got a problem.

Josh: I’m just sitting here.

North: What’s up??

Josh: Are you trying to fight me?

North: What’s up??

Josh: Are- are you squaring up?

North: What’s up???

Josh: What’s wrong with you?? What is wrong with you?

North: I just don’t like tall people.

Josh: It’s because I’m tall?

North: Well you real… long.

Josh:

North: I mean.. no weird shit but.. shit, what’s up??

Hosh, holding his his hand, bound in a cast: Ok, look at my arm. You see this?

Simon in the distance: Leave him alone!

Josh: I do not wanna fight you.

North:

North: What’s up????

Josh: Ok, listen here you little-

Connor, after he got shot: mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

Hank: wAtCh yOuR pRoFAnItY

Josh: What does “take out” mean to you?

Simon: Food

North: Hitman

Markus: Date

Connor: All three if you’re not a coward.

Gavin: What a robots favourite type of music?

RK900:What?

Gavin: Heavy metal!

RK900:…

RK900:No.

RK900: I am a machine, I do not care about anyone.

Gavin: *voice cracks* Anyone?

RK900:…

RK900: *sigh* anyone but you, Gavin.

Markus: Simon, please don’t do this. I love you.

Simon: I have to Markus.

Markus: Please, I’m begging you, after all we’ve been through?

Simon: *sheds a tear* I am sorry.

[places a +4 card]

Simon:Uno.