#diapersecret

So it looks like your roommate was right. I almost didn’t believe him when he first told me he thought you wore diapers. It all makes sense, though. I’ve never seen you with someone. You don’t like going out with us on the weekends, so yeah, it all adds up. A little snooping in your room and what do I find? A whole assortment of huge diapers, ones that look like babies and everything. Not to mention the gross used ones, bagged up and hidden in the corner of your closet. Seriously, ew. So we’ve decided a bachelor’s place like this is no place for you. You’re going to move into my apartment. You’ll stay diapered and desperate. You’ll do whatever I ask, and you’ll be happy about it. You don’t belong here. You belong in a place of structure and rules. Under my roof is just the place for you.

xoxo