#diaperembarrassment

Here he comes! Just wait until you see him! I got him the most adorable prissy dress and I had them custom make a matching spreading diaper cover. He’s been waddling around the house all day in it. I also took him to get a mani-pedi and have his hair done, especially for tonight! I should have found someone like this sooner. I can’t tell you how much happier I am having someone to play with and dress. Sure, it comes with some foul odors and exhausting diaper changes, but I’ve found I enjoy that as well. The sense of control and power is just overwhelming. I can’t explain it.

Hello baby doll, say hello to the nice ladies. Smile big now.

xoxo

So it looks like your roommate was right. I almost didn’t believe him when he first told me he thought you wore diapers. It all makes sense, though. I’ve never seen you with someone. You don’t like going out with us on the weekends, so yeah, it all adds up. A little snooping in your room and what do I find? A whole assortment of huge diapers, ones that look like babies and everything. Not to mention the gross used ones, bagged up and hidden in the corner of your closet. Seriously, ew. So we’ve decided a bachelor’s place like this is no place for you. You’re going to move into my apartment. You’ll stay diapered and desperate. You’ll do whatever I ask, and you’ll be happy about it. You don’t belong here. You belong in a place of structure and rules. Under my roof is just the place for you.

xoxo

What do we have here? It looks like someone pretending to be a baby wanted to play in the grass wearing nothing but their big diapee! You know, I can see over the fence. I’ve seen you do this a few times since I moved in next door. I should have come over the first time I saw you. It is awfully dangerous for someone this little to be unattended. I seriously think you need a baby sitter. Luckily, I have experience, and that diapee does look awfully soggy to me. Why don’t we take a break from playing, you give me the tour and show me all your baby stuff?

xoxo

Oh my gosh! Is that diaper dirty already? Baby, no! We just changed you! Everyone is coming over literally right now! Why didn’t you go before we changed you? You’re just going to have to deal with being a little poopy-bottom stinky pants for the evening. I’ve got so much left to do that I can’t deal with a poopy baby right now.

xoxo

Cutie, you’re trying to tell me it’s her… I don’t think that icky smell is coming from anyone but you. You’re the only one in a diaper here, so I highly doubt it. We don’t blame others for what we’ve done, do we? You’re better than that.

xoxo

I can tell it doesn’t feel good. Even though I love to watch you struggle, you should just go in your diaper. It’s going to happen eventually anyway.

xoxo