#divine six

Alright new memes from our wizard!

So we were planning on having a session today, but our cleric slept right through it. So four sessions into our campaign and 2 sessions have already been derailed before we got to start. Sound like your campaign?

My party is going to play again tomorrow!! My updates will be a little later than normal since my the last season of my favorite show is coming out on Netflix. They’ll be up sometime this weekend though.

Never mind our cleric slept through it, we’re playing on Monday instead

Highlights of Session 3

1. This ones a little sad but I need to keep bringing it up so it’s not like where did Aureo go? Aureo left the party and left us a note explaining that her patron was having her leave and go to a city as far as far is possible in our world.

2. I’m not sure if I actually added this into the full story but it is so worth mentioning. When we were at the Chief’s house she was asking us why we were in town and Keth failed a persuasion check so she wouldn’t tell us how to get through the forest on the outskirts of town to a statue and then IsoVeli rolled for deception and lied and said we had a Druid outside town that could tame the snakes. She asked to meet the Druid and I impulsively said “HE HAS NO LEGS” and she bought it(for the love of god I don’t know why) and Keth just kinda sighed and said “We’re kinda in a rush”

3. Just after everything in the chiefs house, Keth remembers that she told us not to tell anyone that we were going into the forest because she didn’t want any of the kids getting ideas. Keth proceeds to try and find a kid and tell them so I hit him over the head.

4. We had just walked into this forest and I see a small snake just living it’s life. I grab it. Well you see I grabbed it by the neck so I was suffocating it on accident, it was squirming a lot and then when I discovered this I roll for animal handling get an unnatural 20 and it become neutral to me so I keep as a pet along with my owl companion. The snakes name is now Sabbath

5. After we defeated the giant snake that attacked us Keth skinned it and took the skin, Dolce took the head, and Victoria and IsoVeli both took a fang. But that wasn’t all that we took from the snake. Dolce took a bite out of the snake as we were crawling over it. And that’s where we got this beautiful quote from my dm “CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW NOW” she failed the saving throw, took two damage, and Keth had to drag her through the forest.

6. I can’t believe I nearly forgot about this one. When we were fighting the giant snake our wizard was looking at spells because she wanted to switch from half-elf to water genasi since our dm is giving us the next little while to change up our characters if we so choose. Well she discovered that she could freeze water. And that blood is water. Anyway it didn’t hit but still, she could’ve frozen that snakes blood. She’s back to being a half-elf again now though

At the start of the session Fen is awake and realizes that Aureo is missing but notices that there was a note left and she left because her patron told her to. When I wake up she shows me and I tell everyone else as they wake up. Back to the story

We wake up, I wake up first and see Fen cooking us food. Then everyone woke up after at the same time except Keth and Victoria. We then wake them up and I send out my owl to scout out Palmeras and Dolce rolls to seduce Fen and ROLLS A NAT 20. She pins Fen against a tree and badly flirts with her but it works and while Fen doesn’t act on the seduction she starts blushing. Throughout the rest of the session she regularly refers to Fen as her wife. She changed her name in our discord to Fen’s Wife.

We start walking to the village and Keth asks Fen about the village and pretty much gets the same stuff that we already knew because someone doesn’t take notes. We make it there and it’s mostly Tieflings so we get weird look. We see a tavern and go in even though it’s still morning. IsoVeli goes around a bit of the village and I send my owl with him. Meanwhile Keth asks the barkeep what’s so special about the town and he tells him that there’s a monument of Hugo in the woods and in order to find it we have to meet the chief we find her house. There are guards but they aren’t trying to stop us and aren’t hostile to us.

Keth and I roll for investigation and I rolled a 0(a 2 with my -2 mod) and Keth rolled a 4. Then Dolce rolled and got an 18. We enter the building and she welcomes us in and she smiles at us and swats away her assistant. She warns us against going to the statue because there are large venomous snakes in the area. Keth fails a persuasion check and IsoVeli rolls for deception. We convince her to help us find the statue and she was really helpful and told us not to tell anyone in the villages so the little ones don’t try to do what we do.

When we enter the forest, I notice a small snake and kinda befriend it with two nat 20’s. Basically the snake doesn’t squirm away from me, but it’s still a bit uncomfortable whereas at first the snake was squirming so hard I nearly suffocated it trying to hold on to it. Then we all notice a big thing in our peripherals and Keth rolls for perception and gets a 2 and thinks its a big log. The rest of us pull out of our weapons and roll for initiative.

Keth fails to use his great axe and then I’m next in initiative. I fire an arrow right between its eyes causing two damage. The snake goes after Keth because he’s closest and he takes 5 damage. IsoVeli used bless on Victoria and Dolce which can allow them to have advantage on an attack and saving throw. Dolce(who recently switched to water Genasi then changed back after the session despite having used genasi spells throughout this session) wanted to use a shape water spell, but instead chooses to freeze the snakes blood. She fails. Victoria attacks with her shortsword. Keth attacks with the great axe again and deals 12 damage then I attack again and do 5 damage. The snake uses bite and I take 9 damage. Dolce tried to use the hand and fails her attack. She uses her bonus action as minor illusion and covers herself and IsoVeli and casts an illusion of them elsewhere. IsoVeli equips his shield and preformed cure wounds on Keth but he did run out of the veil Dolce put up in order to cure Keth. Then it becomes Victoria’s turn and she doesn’t hit the snake with her shortsword. Then it’s Fens turn(our dm forgot) and she pulls out her double sided scimitar and does no damage. Keth runs into Dolce’s veil to hide and I try to fire an arrow and miss. The snake does after Victoria and fails to bite her. Dolce tries to create an illusion of everyone in a completely different place but only gets Fen and I. I end up in a tree for arrow firing and our illusions are elsewhere. IsoVeli shoots an arrow in its eyes but it doesn’t work. Victoria used her shortsword and does no damage. Fen uses a crossbow and fails. Finally, Keth uses his axe and drives it in the snake taking it head off, killing it.

As we continue on we have to climb over the snake which Keth has skinned and Dolce took the head of. Then Dolce takes a bite out of the snake, the giant snake Keth just skinned. Then she fails a constitution saving throw and she feels like her mouth is stinging because of the snakes acidic blood and takes two points of damage and has to get dragged by Keth. My owl went off and noticed a weird shaped hill that looks like an entrance to a tomb that’s lavished and we head on out way. That’s where session three ends.

We cut session three a bit short, but we’ll be finishing it later on. If you couldn’t tell the first part of the story is what Aureo decided she wanted her reason for leaving to be. She has reasons of her own to not play and we all completely respect them. So yeah we’re technically not the divine six anymore but we do plan on having her back for various sessions in the future as a side character type thing.

Our wizard is just making campaign memes like crazy tonight!!!

More campaign memes!!!!

My dm(god) drew these of all of our characters and they’re amazing!!!! Also these are what the memes my wizard made are based off of

My wizard made these during our third session. Speaking of the third session that will be up soon along with highlights and the best quote from it

My party is literally only on session three of our campaign but I would simultaneously die for them, kill for them, and kill them. We haven’t been able to have a session in weeks and I miss it so bad.

When we tried to have our third session, we didn’t actually play because two of our members hijacked it and made it about them doing whatever. But when we decided we weren’t playing because they were already so unfocused we began comparing ourselves to the Scooby gang.

In addition to Session 2!

Our dm(god) actually drew Fen(a npc introduced in session 2) for reference!!

Also our quote of the week(yeah I’m going to try to do a quote of the week, we’ll see how long it lasts) is: “THIS IS NOT A WAY FOR YOU TO LIVE OUT YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES!” -god

Session 2

So we start off in the same dogpile we left session one in and Aureo insists that we get off each other in an organized manner. It took 8 minutes for us to get down from the statue. After we all get down Aureo decides that she should tell us that when the stone gets removed from the statue it sends out a signal thing telling everyone it’s been removed. Basically that people were going to come after us because of the stone.

I make a perception check and roll an 11 so I barely notice this lady who looks away when I look over and leaves quickly. I tell the group and Keth, Aureo, and Victoria all go after her. They follow her into the library but Keth is told he’s not allowed inside so he wanders around and notices these two guards with dark eyes he proceeds to straight up sprint to the statue to warn Dolce, IsoVeli, and I about the guards and the four of us go to the library to get Aureo and Victoria.

In the library they meet this girl who is reading a book about myths and lore who ignores them at first then as they go to leave watches them closely. They ask her what she’s doing and she proceeds to ask them why they took the stone out of the statue and if they know the history of the statue. Aureo tríes to bluff and says she knows the history of the statue, but this mysterious lady calls her out and proceeds to explain why we need to take her with us. She says that she knows a lot about the stone and the legend of the “Divine Six” at first Aureo says she’ll only let this girl come if she’s tied up and she refuses. Meanwhile Victoria is offering to be the one to tie her up as my dm goes off about how this is not a way for her to live out her sexual fantasies.

Anyway finally Aureo agrees to bring this chick along after she warns her about the guards that will come after us meanwhile the other four party members get to the library. All of us reunite and Keth tells them about the guards and Aureo tells us what she learned and the new chick introduces herself as Fen. Fen tells us we can’t stay and we have to decide where to go, the mountains are too far and the ports are blocked off so we decide run into the forest. Aureo, Fen, and I rolled high while IsoVeli rolled relatively normal and Keth and Dolce rolled low. Aureo, Fen, and I make it without a problem and IsoVeli makes it as well but Dolce has to cast minor illusion to get to the forest with Keth.

We all make it and continue into the forest eventually we take a short rest and Aureo and I walk off. While we’re gone, Keth and IsoVeli take out the stone and IsoVeli translates it from celestial to common and it says to break it open. Keth tries and fails, but when IsoVeli tries and gets a 6 he manages to get it open. Just then Aureo and I return and IsoVeli calls everyone but Fen into a huddle and tells them that he found a scroll on the inside and it says one word. Palmaleran. With the knowledge I have from reading books, I know that there is a village by that name but that’s all I know for sure. So we decide to tell Fen about it and she says that it’s a tribe that’s not far from where they are now.

We all decide we should keep going, but Fen says that’s not a good idea because it’s dark and we have two human members. IsoVeli and Victoria don’t have dark vision so the rest of the party agrees to carry them. Keth can carry IsoVeli easily and I tried to carry Victoria but failed. So we decided to stay for the night(I’m sure our dm was happy about that because she hadn’t prepped for us to go any further). Victoria and Dolce were trying to both cuddle with each other or cuddle with the other people in our group. After Keth made it clear he didn’t want anyone cuddling by threatening them with an ax and a spear Dolce tried to cuddle with him. She rolled an 18. And I’ll be da*med if he didn’t roll a 19. So he managed to push her away. Victoria tries to cuddle with IsoVeli but our dm is big on consent(love her for that) so since he didn’t consent, Victoria slept alone. That’s the end of session two.

Moral of the story: don’t try to cuddle with Keth around

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Session One

It starts out normal with the Segreta siblings making choices of who they’re going to talk to out of the group. Dolce, instead of doing any of the choices our dm gave her, chose to talk to an uninterested hot elf. Meanwhile IsoVeli goes up to Keth and Victoria and asks them if they’ve seen his sister. They go leave the main square(I feel like it was a square but idk) and go to the tavern

Well eventually our horny a** wizard comes up to my owl and tries to seduce it and so I’m just like no and point her in the direction her brother went to get her away. She’s underage so she can’t get into the tavern where her brother is so she tries to fight the bouncer, I hear the commotion and come over to help so does Keth. After all of us fail Victoria comes over and seduces the bouncer and we all go in. IsoVeli drags Dolce out and to a nearby library, Victoria follows them out.

That leaves Keth and I still in the bar but I’m reading a book so I barely notice him. He proceeds to ask the bartender about anyone cool he’s seen. The bartender tells him about a masked warlock chick so he sets out to find her while the other three are still off on their way to the library. After seeing Keth(a drunk) leave the tavern I get curious and follow him and find him after he rolls an 8 and fails to find the warlock I roll to send my owl out and get an 18 so we find Aureo the warlock who threatens Keth and asks me to send out my owl to find the “Jesus boi” referring to IsoVeli so Keth sets out and Aureo and I kinda vibe under a tree but I don’t send out my owl for a while because we were on video call and my dm didn’t hear me.

Keth finds IsoVeli and literally just throws him over his shoulder and starts walking away with him. But Dolce was not having that so she straight up lunges at Keth and deals two hp of damage by simply attacking. This is when Keth decides to explain himself and tells them that a witch lady threatened him and wanted IsoVeli and all four of them walk back together(Keth is still carrying IsoVeli though) at this point I’ve sent out the owl but it doesn’t matter because they’re on their way back already. When they get back Aureo explains why she needed IsoVeli.

There is a gem in a statue of Hugo(the god in our world) but it can only be removed by someone holy. So we all go to the statue and per my suggestion we do a human pyramid to get him up high enough to reach the gem. When he pulls the gem out we all come falling down into a massive dog pile and have a vision.

The vision consisted of all six of us and six people(I think it was mirrors of us but we couldn’t see them clearly) who were all radiating a different color. Each of them stood in front of one us and extended a hand to us. Then we woke up still in the dog pile but one thing was slightly different we were all radiating the color of the person who stood in front of us, but only the people in our group could see the color. And that’s where session one ends.

Moral of the story: if your dm says 45 minutes know for a fact it will be longer

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Meet the party!!!!!

Aureo Yumaro: Our woodelf warlock with an attitude and a mask to cover her face at all times. She’s not keen on making friends and has severe trust issues but is hoping this group might be different. Her mother was knowledgeable in witchcraft so when she found a spell to summon a demon named Hatuno she took it and thus became a warlock. She’s 5’8 with long dark curly hair and dark brown eyes.***Note She Has Since Left The Party

Dolce Segreta: Our favorite half-elf wizard(although she does play like a bard). She’s stupid and has a tendency to make really bad decisions, but is also very cheerful and happy. IsoVeli is her older brother. She is 18 and about 5’5 with brown hair and dark brown eyes.

IsoVeli Segreta: A human cleric, brother of Dolce. He had a tough childhood which reflects on his devotion to Hugo, the god of wisdom. He was a strong moral compass and a lawful good tendencies. He’s a tall boy(6’0) with somewhat long blond hair and green eyes. He’s 19 but can easily pass as older. He’s also pretty muscular, but not overly muscular(his words not mine)

Antigua(Annie) Falla: The author of this blog. A wood-elf ranger with a bada** owl companion. She’s a nature lover and a balanced soul. She spends a lot of the time with her nose buried in a book. She is very wise and makes generally good decisions(session one was a mishap don’t question it). She’s 20 and 5’3 with curly blond hair and blue eyes.

Keth(pronounced Keith) Smith: Our drunk half-orc barbarian with a death wish. His father was a tax collecter who got into many fights so in order to help his father out he grew accustomed to a bad scene and learned to fight and intimidate. He also discovered his addiction this way. Alcohol. He’s 24 about 6’4, he’s got blond hair and brown(?) eyes. Somewhat muscular.

Victoria Perea: Our horny human bard with a great attitude. She’s very outgoing and friendly, to a point of annoyance to some extent. She has six sibling who she practically raised and a love for music. She knows how to play several instruments her favorite being the guitar. She’s about 5’7 with average length dark hair and dark eyes.

God:AKA our dm, she’s amazing and homebrews all of this from scratch. Her original idea was to turn this into a podcast and when that didn’t happen I asked them if I could make it into a blog. She is very set on consent within the party(which is nice) and believes that dnd should be an escape not a responsibility. She’s absolutely amazing, and we appreciate her and everything she does for this campaign so much. If you want to draw her in the fanart she’s got super curly red hair and brown eyes. And lots of freckles it’s so cute. She’s an absolute goddess and we love her. To our amazing dm

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