#dnd wizard

Feeling emotional about Ruya and her wife…

Ruya was fun to play. (◡‿◡✿)

Just a few D&D sketches, because I’m very emotional about these two.

My divination wizard Ruya retired recently.
I miss her.

Caleb Widogast | The Mighty Nein

Widogast’s Lights of Dance

Latest art of Nim <3

A few more dnd doodles from the past couple days - got some bards jamming out and Wren being uncharacteristically dramatic.

petra & my gf’s (@/snakefeeet on insta) eladrin wizard rin :) rin scored well on her rat check so she can hold rat

Mr. Caleb

This chart messes with my head so much

The meme my dm sent us after our most chaotic session so far.

Totally not us.

Quotes of the Session

“Man with no penis I do not fear” -our dm

“So it’s just a pendant that you decided is magical?” -also our dm

“Consensual carrying” -me

Session 6

Dolce goes to Fen’s room and tells her that she loves her. Keth wakes up later and goes to the tavern while Victoria goes to find food.  Keth and Victoria get food and Keth gets another one of those really strong liquors again. Victoria gets three meals and Keth gets six meals. He goes back and barges into our rooms and throws bacon at us. IsoVeli fails a dexterity check and falls on his side in a sad attempt to dodge the meat. Lyosha and Victoria go to the showers and get clean. Dolce goes to Fen and asks about the divine, she tells us that there are the gods of music, nature, war, deception, and wisdom(Hugo). Dolce then tells her she has a nice ass. We proceed to discuss the map and where to go next. Dolce asks Fen what her motives are and they’re fine(I can’t remember what they are to save my life, sorry). We then have to explain how we got 5 horses and go get the guard, Fen goes off on Keth for being a thief. Keth asks the guard about Gillon and he explains that it’s at war with Phath and that the culture is super mixed and the people are generally nice. He also says the king is ruthless and pretty much the worst. Dolce asks the guard what his favorite color is he says red, then she realizes that she tore off his d*ck and then proceeded to ask his favorite color the next day. Then our dm made the big reveal of who was playing the guard AKA Grognak. More about him in the next post and I’ll be adding him to the character descriptions. IsoVeli apologizes and Dolce asks what it’s like to have no balls, then IsoVeli apologizes again for his sister.

About a day into our travels IsoVeli decides to train with Lyosha. IsoVeli beats him and they finish for the day and IsoVeli heals Lele’s wounds. Victoria uses a cloth to clean off his wounds and we head on to the guild. We get to the guild and it’s set up kind of like a village of tents. Keth talks to a stranger and asks what kind of guild this is and turns out it’s an adventuring guide. We proceed to see the chief of the guild, Keth tries to figure out who leads the guild. People wear colors to determine how high in ranks they are. Purple is the highest, blue is next, and white is common. Victoria goes to play with one of the 12 year olds at the guild and is forced to make an intelligence check and realize the 12 year old is actually a halfling. The halfling seems super excited and tells us we should join the guild and that the chief can give us adventures. When she goes to leave he aggressively shakes her hand.

While looking for higher ups, Keth rolls a 1, I roll a 3, IsoVeli rolls a 7, and Dolce got a 19(thank god). We locate one higher up but most of them are aarakocra. We meet him and he’s super friendly so I ask him what’s up with the guild and what’s up with adventures and he invites us to go on one. We start drinking with the chief and the other guild members nearby. I give Dolce a drink and she asks fen out and they have a drink together. We discover that Fen is a crying drunk and Dolce tries to make out with her and rolls a 18.  From there I cut Fen off from alcohol. Victoria meets up with us and we see Lyosha watching the drunks and smiling for the first time. Every last one of us said aww.

We all get a little drunk and I decide to get a little revenge on IsoVeli for refusing to heal me so I forced his sober a**(with help from Keth) to down straight vodka until he was crying drunk. We go to the chief’s tent and we see him looking at a map. We talk with him and he hands us a piece of paper with a job we could do. IsoVeli tries to explain his life story to the poor guy, but Keth gets him out of there too soon. We read it and there’s a lord whose daughter has been kidnapped, they have an idea who did it but no idea where she came from. Keth, IsoVeli, Victoria, Lyosha, and I set off to Nizala to investigate the missing princess while Dolce and Fen stay at the guild and get drunk. And that’s the end of Session 6, but the side quest to Nizala is a one shot I’ll be adding next once we finish it.

My horny wizard except instead of his heart she went after his d*ck. She made a d*ck earring out of it, points for creativity… and a nat 20

Okay, so my dm drew this of me running back to the town with the deer and it’s absolutely amazing.

Quotes of the Session

“Start simping dammit” -Keth

“The magic hand job” -Dolce

“I’m about to make a d*ck earring” -Dolce

“For the sake of Dolce, she did it” -god, our dm

Session 5

We go to the chiefs and Fen and Lyosha are with us. Victoria goes to the library with Lyosha and everyone else goes to the chief. The chief’s house is no longer guarded so Keth draws his axe and heads in. Dolce rolls a 16 to do a sexy interpretive dance to Fen in her doorway. She rolls a 16, but Fen is impressed but disinterested. She was impressed by Dolce being bold enough to embarrass herself for her. We open the door and see Maya the chief is sitting in her chair with two guards. Keth shoves IsoVeli in between the two guards and they all start talking. IsoVeli checks the guards to see if they have black eyes, they don’t have black eyes but they have purple veins. IsoVeli asks about the description of the suspicious guards and one of them turns him around to figure out who he was. One of them looks around at us and he sees something behind us and just goes and grabs Fen.

Meanwhile Victoria(while trying to metagame) asks Lyosha what he wants to do, and he says he wants to get into better clothes and Victoria takes him to the market. Victoria buys him a shirt for 6 gold pieces. He puts on a tank top and asks Victoria to help him put on the vest that came with it and then she tries to get him some food but he’s not hungry so we cut to the rest of the group. We roll initiative to help fen. We eventually get the first guard dead and then Keth and I both fail to do any damage to the second one. Dolce says she’s going to make a d*ck earring and uses mage hand slap with her nat 20. Our dm was complaining about having to narrate this, but I have to make it canon in our blog so… anyway we injure the final guard… a lot, and Keth ties him up. Fen pulls out an arrow that IsoVeli lodged into his eye. Fen gave IsoVeli back his arrow.

Victoria gets everyone bread for 2 silver pieces and cake for 1 gold. We take the guard and interrogate him a bit. Keth follows him and I vow to protect him for no apparent reason. When Keth threatens him and I step between him and the guard. Lyosha immediately comes up to me and asks If I’m protecting him when I say yes he puts away the spade (his weapon that he’s carrying for IsoVeli until IsoVeli is ready) without a second thought and backs off of him. Lyosha decides to come with me from here on out. Victoria, Keth, and I explore the town and IsoVeli and Dolce go to the Inn for the night.

Keth goes to the blacksmith but doesn’t buy anything and I go and try to find some animals. I notice a stable with a bunch of horses but none of them are for sale. So I go out and get myself a baby deer and get Lyosha a bunny. We go running into town with a deer and a rabbit while Victoria is shopping for her siblings. Keth goes to the store that ripped Victoria off by selling her a shirt for 6 gold pieces. He attacks the owner and ties him up in the back steals all of his money and the remaining clothes. Keth goes back to the stables and attacks the two women inside and steals the four horses, but there was another horse with a guy so Keth takes out the other guy and gets the other horse. So Lyosha takes 2 people and Keth takes 1 so they tie up and agree to take them to the inn and make it look like they had a threesome. A guard stopped us to ask what was going on but believed my lies and we got them to the room and poured alcohol on them and left the bottle in the room. Lyosha and I leave while Keth pays for two rooms for the night. Victoria gets a model boat ship, a book of princes, a popper, something fake gold(x2), a doll, and a hat. She found the book, the doll, and the ship easily and managed to find a necklace in place of the fake gold.

Bonus: after the session Victoria, our DM, Keth, and I were chatting about how men are no longer necessary in society but we keep them around, Keth straight up left.

Also here’s Lyosha:

DM Appreciation Post

So sorry for my lack of posts and stuff. It’s 1:00 and I just had a revelation. So time for a little dm appreciation post. So our cleric is a little asexual boi and our dm gave him a spade as a weapon. He’s an ace of spades.

He’s the ace of spades.

I love her. She’s a genius.

Anyway that’s that and if you couldn’t guess we didn’t have a session last week. This week is looking promising but I would’ve said that last week too.

Hi everyone I have something very important to say. My party is on PST which is fine, except that I’m on the east coast right now. So these f*ckers were texting for the first time in a while at THREE AM. THESE F*CKHEADS STARTED A GROUP FT AT 1 AM AND ARE STILL ON IT AT 7:30.

Thanks for listening to my rant, here’s some actual information. The party’s probably playing on Monday so I will probably update Tuesday or Wednesday.

And again sorry that I didn’t do highlights and such for last session.

Session 4

We enter the tomb of Hugo and those with dark vision enter first and we see a weapon stuck in stone, it’s a spade. Keth rolls a 25 to get it out and fails and I fail an arcana check and IsoVeli rolls for religion to see if he should pull it out and gets a 9. Then tries to take it out. Keth tried to shove off the lid of a nearby coffin and gets a 17 and gets it off and snaps it in half on accident. It looks like a stone person inside the casket and his hair covers his face. Keth rolls to take the head off of the stone and rolled a 14 for strength. He cut into it, but he couldn’t get through it.

IsoVeli continues to try and get the spade out and pulls it out like Arthur and it doesn’t budge. IsoVeli tries to pray to Hugo again to see if he’ll take the sword out and gets a 10. Keth, Dolce, and I chip away at the rock and we see the bottom of the space. Keth pulls the body out of the coffin and it wakes up. He’s a young boy and Keth tries to kill him so I hold my sword to his neck. Victoria talks to him and asks him a few questions like how are you, do you speak common, and stuff. He doesn’t respond but he grabs Victoria’s hand. He speaks to her quietly and speaks in Druidic that none of us know. He runs into the next room and we see the statue that has a shield. Keth goes to get the shield and Victoria asks his name. Lyosha.

The shield has no place to hold it but has a map at the bottom. Keth shows IsoVeli the map and the rest of us see it after and Victoria gives the map to Lyosha to see if he understands it and Lyosha just holds the map for her because he didn’t understand. Victoria guides him to the spade and Keth follows behind so she has light since he has a torch. Lyosha(who we just before this nicknamed Lele) got the spade out and Keth tries to steal it and the kid runs from him and glares at Keth the rest of the time. Keth walks over to the tomb and taps on an engraving that we need to read. It says “The Protector” which I guess is why he and Keth don’t get along.

Victoria asks what the kid needs and he’s still confused. Mason gets a 23 to investigate the statue and notice that it’s a sort of puzzle. The presence of Hugo gets stronger in that room to IsoVeli. IsoVeli needs to see the shield and Keth lightly throws it at him and notices that the shield is made entirely of wood and has a lot of strangely coordinated splinters. He made an investigation check with religion but rolled an 8. Keth tries to tap at the walls to see if there’s anything hidden. The splinters don’t seem to go off the map. There are black points on the map and that’s where the splinters seem to go. We figure out where to go from the map and head back to Palmeras to see if anyone speaks druidic and to get whatever we need to continue on.

Dolce takes a ribbon and ties this poor kid’s hair back. Dolce rolls to see if she can do an interpretive dance to ask the kid if it’s okay to cut his bangs. He doesn’t respond so I just cut his hair and now have a wad of hair. Dolce tried to flirt with Fen, and Keth rolls to scream. Well somehow Keth ends up dealing 6 damage on Dolce and Fen is unfazed. Fen looks at the map and goes off on us about how old the map is.

I slap Keth for being a d*ck to the kid. He’s a protector so he wants to protect US and he is called the fabled protector of the divine(us). Fen doesn’t know much but she knows that he taught the divine how to use their specific weapons. She basically goes off on how Keth needs to treat him better. Hugo tells IsoVeli that we need to go back to the tomb while we’re walking back to the village.

We missed something there apparently, and Fen goes off about how it’s weird that Hugo is talking directly to IsoVeli. We get back and Mason gets the urge to put the shield back up where we got it and IsoVeli has to make a constitution saving throw but gets a 20 so it’s good. He feels like astral projection and something leaves his body and goes into the statue. The statue has a yellow glow to it and we got this beautiful quote from Victoria “Yellow is great”. We straight up stopped our play to vibe with Victoria loving yellow.

The statue stretches and wakes up. He says “So you are the new divine, you are supposed to defeat the evil that has come so many times before that we were not able to destroy.” IsoVeli asks how to fight the evil and Hugo explains that he doesn’t know but it’s been fought before and it’s come back stronger and more persistent. Keth asks about the new weapons he mentioned, but he only knows about the one that goes to IsoVeli. Keth steps out with Fen and asks about the other gods.

Victoria asked about the other weapons again and Hugo says that the map will lead us there. We are here to combat the evil, which Hugo described as a blackness that is small but will grow. Apparently Lele’s race changed completely during the years he was in the tomb, I forgot what Hugo said he was before but now he’s an aarakocra. Hugo said that it’s probably because We decide to head out, but IsoVeli asks for a blessing on the whole team. Hugo can travel with IsoVeli when he has the spade, but his connection to the world is limited. We leave and decide that Lyosha needs a pair of pants, so Victoria gives him pants but he won’t wear the shoes. Victoria carries this kid, who is only slightly smaller than her, and we go back to Palmeras.

Hey I’m not really up for posting a ton right now so highlights and stuff will go up later.