#divine six

This chart messes with my head so much

This chart messes with my head so much

Highlights of Session 7

1. Antigua cutting a tail off of a drake to use as a weapon
2. Keth arming a bunch of slaves under a castle to lead a revolt and all of us just leaving them on their own
3. Discovered Ranmorra and her ship, as well as learning about how to buy our own
4. Antigua mugging a shy tiefling by grabbing his wallet while slapping his ass hard(a beautiful time for a nat 20)
5. The start of the Antigua OnlyFans through owl messages

Well this was a fun session for all of us even it took us 10 months

Highlights of Session 7

1. Antigua cutting a tail off of a drake to use as a weapon
2. Keth arming a bunch of slaves under a castle to lead a revolt and all of us just leaving them on their own
3. Discovered Ranmorra and her ship, as well as learning about how to buy our own
4. Antigua mugging a shy tiefling by grabbing his wallet while slapping his ass hard(a beautiful time for a nat 20)
5. The start of the Antigua OnlyFans through owl messages

Well this was a fun session for all of us even it took us 10 months

Session Seven

This was both a session and a side quest merged, we abandoned the side quest temporarily to return to the main plot. We will finish it later, don’t worry no loose ends

Well we started out taking a quest from a guild to save a princess of a local town, we went to the town and met the king who was distressed about his missing daughter and was willing to pay to get her back. We found drake footprints leading up to a thieves guild and had to battle a drake to get inside, after an unnecessarily long battle, Antigua cuts the tail of the drake and keeps it as a weapon and they enter the guild and find loads of people including the princess who agrees to come with us, if we can get her father out of the throne. What the party didn’t realize is that the king was evil and keeping slaves, so when the princess explained, they had to get involved.

They returned to the guild for additional resources, got into a battle and lost Dolce in the battle. We split the party and IsoVeli and Keth went to battle another drake and Victoria and Antigua went towards Nizala.

-Several months of no dnd later-

We stopped the side quest and all met at the base of Nizala. Nizala is a bunch of floating islands, the primary one being the largest one in the center. All are connected by ladders and the like. The only way of reaching them is flying ships, so the party headed to the doc where we boarded a beautiful green ship and met its captain Ranmarra a beautiful peppy dwarf. She dealt with our questions and told us how to get a flying boat of our own and about how much each would cost. We started planning our boat and realized we would need a lot of cash for it and we’re trying to figure out ideas for it. While pondering this, Keth goes and checks out the boat, Victoria talks to these two halflings that weren’t super chatty. Meanwhile Antigua starts talking to a shy Tiefling and starts blatantly hitting on him and he stumbles over his words and has to excuse himself. As he walks away, she slaps his ass, steals his wallet, and writes her name on his hand so she can start a medieval Onlyfans for cash. After that we took a long rest and ended the session.

Highlights of the session coming soon!!

Session Seven

This was both a session and a side quest merged, we abandoned the side quest temporarily to return to the main plot. We will finish it later, don’t worry no loose ends

Well we started out taking a quest from a guild to save a princess of a local town, we went to the town and met the king who was distressed about his missing daughter and was willing to pay to get her back. We found drake footprints leading up to a thieves guild and had to battle a drake to get inside, after an unnecessarily long battle, Antigua cuts the tail of the drake and keeps it as a weapon and they enter the guild and find loads of people including the princess who agrees to come with us, if we can get her father out of the throne. What the party didn’t realize is that the king was evil and keeping slaves, so when the princess explained, they had to get involved.

They returned to the guild for additional resources, got into a battle and lost Dolce in the battle. We split the party and IsoVeli and Keth went to battle another drake and Victoria and Antigua went towards Nizala.

-Several months of no dnd later-

We stopped the side quest and all met at the base of Nizala. Nizala is a bunch of floating islands, the primary one being the largest one in the center. All are connected by ladders and the like. The only way of reaching them is flying ships, so the party headed to the doc where we boarded a beautiful green ship and met its captain Ranmarra a beautiful peppy dwarf. She dealt with our questions and told us how to get a flying boat of our own and about how much each would cost. We started planning our boat and realized we would need a lot of cash for it and we’re trying to figure out ideas for it. While pondering this, Keth goes and checks out the boat, Victoria talks to these two halflings that weren’t super chatty. Meanwhile Antigua starts talking to a shy Tiefling and starts blatantly hitting on him and he stumbles over his words and has to excuse himself. As he walks away, she slaps his ass, steals his wallet, and writes her name on his hand so she can start a medieval Onlyfans for cash. After that we took a long rest and ended the session.

Highlights of the session coming soon!!

Update!!

The Divine has returned after a year long hiatus

We’re finally back with more content and had a session again last night!

Thank you for all of your patience and it shouldn’t happen again!

Additional news:

- along with The Divine, we will be starting two new campaigns

• I will be running Forbidden Arcana, which I will be turning into a podcast. It begins next week.
• Emily, Victoria in The Divine, will be running a campaign completely different from the standard dnd universe called Superheroes. It includes superheroes and superhero powers. That will likely get a blog similar to this one dedicated to it.

Please join us for all of the new dnd content we will be posting. Session overview and best moments from last nights session should be up soon!

Update!!

The Divine has returned after a year long hiatus

We’re finally back with more content and had a session again last night!

Thank you for all of your patience and it shouldn’t happen again!

Additional news:

- along with The Divine, we will be starting two new campaigns

• I will be running Forbidden Arcana, which I will be turning into a podcast. It begins next week.
• Emily, Victoria in The Divine, will be running a campaign completely different from the standard dnd universe called Superheroes. It includes superheroes and superhero powers. That will likely get a blog similar to this one dedicated to it.

Please join us for all of the new dnd content we will be posting. Session overview and best moments from last nights session should be up soon!

The meme my dm sent us after our most chaotic session so far.

Totally not us.

Quotes of the Session

“Man with no penis I do not fear” -our dm

“So it’s just a pendant that you decided is magical?” -also our dm

“Consensual carrying” -me

Session 6

Dolce goes to Fen’s room and tells her that she loves her. Keth wakes up later and goes to the tavern while Victoria goes to find food.  Keth and Victoria get food and Keth gets another one of those really strong liquors again. Victoria gets three meals and Keth gets six meals. He goes back and barges into our rooms and throws bacon at us. IsoVeli fails a dexterity check and falls on his side in a sad attempt to dodge the meat. Lyosha and Victoria go to the showers and get clean. Dolce goes to Fen and asks about the divine, she tells us that there are the gods of music, nature, war, deception, and wisdom(Hugo). Dolce then tells her she has a nice ass. We proceed to discuss the map and where to go next. Dolce asks Fen what her motives are and they’re fine(I can’t remember what they are to save my life, sorry). We then have to explain how we got 5 horses and go get the guard, Fen goes off on Keth for being a thief. Keth asks the guard about Gillon and he explains that it’s at war with Phath and that the culture is super mixed and the people are generally nice. He also says the king is ruthless and pretty much the worst. Dolce asks the guard what his favorite color is he says red, then she realizes that she tore off his d*ck and then proceeded to ask his favorite color the next day. Then our dm made the big reveal of who was playing the guard AKA Grognak. More about him in the next post and I’ll be adding him to the character descriptions. IsoVeli apologizes and Dolce asks what it’s like to have no balls, then IsoVeli apologizes again for his sister.

About a day into our travels IsoVeli decides to train with Lyosha. IsoVeli beats him and they finish for the day and IsoVeli heals Lele’s wounds. Victoria uses a cloth to clean off his wounds and we head on to the guild. We get to the guild and it’s set up kind of like a village of tents. Keth talks to a stranger and asks what kind of guild this is and turns out it’s an adventuring guide. We proceed to see the chief of the guild, Keth tries to figure out who leads the guild. People wear colors to determine how high in ranks they are. Purple is the highest, blue is next, and white is common. Victoria goes to play with one of the 12 year olds at the guild and is forced to make an intelligence check and realize the 12 year old is actually a halfling. The halfling seems super excited and tells us we should join the guild and that the chief can give us adventures. When she goes to leave he aggressively shakes her hand.

While looking for higher ups, Keth rolls a 1, I roll a 3, IsoVeli rolls a 7, and Dolce got a 19(thank god). We locate one higher up but most of them are aarakocra. We meet him and he’s super friendly so I ask him what’s up with the guild and what’s up with adventures and he invites us to go on one. We start drinking with the chief and the other guild members nearby. I give Dolce a drink and she asks fen out and they have a drink together. We discover that Fen is a crying drunk and Dolce tries to make out with her and rolls a 18.  From there I cut Fen off from alcohol. Victoria meets up with us and we see Lyosha watching the drunks and smiling for the first time. Every last one of us said aww.

We all get a little drunk and I decide to get a little revenge on IsoVeli for refusing to heal me so I forced his sober a**(with help from Keth) to down straight vodka until he was crying drunk. We go to the chief’s tent and we see him looking at a map. We talk with him and he hands us a piece of paper with a job we could do. IsoVeli tries to explain his life story to the poor guy, but Keth gets him out of there too soon. We read it and there’s a lord whose daughter has been kidnapped, they have an idea who did it but no idea where she came from. Keth, IsoVeli, Victoria, Lyosha, and I set off to Nizala to investigate the missing princess while Dolce and Fen stay at the guild and get drunk. And that’s the end of Session 6, but the side quest to Nizala is a one shot I’ll be adding next once we finish it.

My horny wizard except instead of his heart she went after his d*ck. She made a d*ck earring out of it, points for creativity… and a nat 20

Okay, so my dm drew this of me running back to the town with the deer and it’s absolutely amazing.

Quotes of the Session

“Start simping dammit” -Keth

“The magic hand job” -Dolce

“I’m about to make a d*ck earring” -Dolce

“For the sake of Dolce, she did it” -god, our dm

Session 5

We go to the chiefs and Fen and Lyosha are with us. Victoria goes to the library with Lyosha and everyone else goes to the chief. The chief’s house is no longer guarded so Keth draws his axe and heads in. Dolce rolls a 16 to do a sexy interpretive dance to Fen in her doorway. She rolls a 16, but Fen is impressed but disinterested. She was impressed by Dolce being bold enough to embarrass herself for her. We open the door and see Maya the chief is sitting in her chair with two guards. Keth shoves IsoVeli in between the two guards and they all start talking. IsoVeli checks the guards to see if they have black eyes, they don’t have black eyes but they have purple veins. IsoVeli asks about the description of the suspicious guards and one of them turns him around to figure out who he was. One of them looks around at us and he sees something behind us and just goes and grabs Fen.

Meanwhile Victoria(while trying to metagame) asks Lyosha what he wants to do, and he says he wants to get into better clothes and Victoria takes him to the market. Victoria buys him a shirt for 6 gold pieces. He puts on a tank top and asks Victoria to help him put on the vest that came with it and then she tries to get him some food but he’s not hungry so we cut to the rest of the group. We roll initiative to help fen. We eventually get the first guard dead and then Keth and I both fail to do any damage to the second one. Dolce says she’s going to make a d*ck earring and uses mage hand slap with her nat 20. Our dm was complaining about having to narrate this, but I have to make it canon in our blog so… anyway we injure the final guard… a lot, and Keth ties him up. Fen pulls out an arrow that IsoVeli lodged into his eye. Fen gave IsoVeli back his arrow.

Victoria gets everyone bread for 2 silver pieces and cake for 1 gold. We take the guard and interrogate him a bit. Keth follows him and I vow to protect him for no apparent reason. When Keth threatens him and I step between him and the guard. Lyosha immediately comes up to me and asks If I’m protecting him when I say yes he puts away the spade (his weapon that he’s carrying for IsoVeli until IsoVeli is ready) without a second thought and backs off of him. Lyosha decides to come with me from here on out. Victoria, Keth, and I explore the town and IsoVeli and Dolce go to the Inn for the night.

Keth goes to the blacksmith but doesn’t buy anything and I go and try to find some animals. I notice a stable with a bunch of horses but none of them are for sale. So I go out and get myself a baby deer and get Lyosha a bunny. We go running into town with a deer and a rabbit while Victoria is shopping for her siblings. Keth goes to the store that ripped Victoria off by selling her a shirt for 6 gold pieces. He attacks the owner and ties him up in the back steals all of his money and the remaining clothes. Keth goes back to the stables and attacks the two women inside and steals the four horses, but there was another horse with a guy so Keth takes out the other guy and gets the other horse. So Lyosha takes 2 people and Keth takes 1 so they tie up and agree to take them to the inn and make it look like they had a threesome. A guard stopped us to ask what was going on but believed my lies and we got them to the room and poured alcohol on them and left the bottle in the room. Lyosha and I leave while Keth pays for two rooms for the night. Victoria gets a model boat ship, a book of princes, a popper, something fake gold(x2), a doll, and a hat. She found the book, the doll, and the ship easily and managed to find a necklace in place of the fake gold.

Bonus: after the session Victoria, our DM, Keth, and I were chatting about how men are no longer necessary in society but we keep them around, Keth straight up left.

Also here’s Lyosha:

DM Appreciation Post

So sorry for my lack of posts and stuff. It’s 1:00 and I just had a revelation. So time for a little dm appreciation post. So our cleric is a little asexual boi and our dm gave him a spade as a weapon. He’s an ace of spades.

He’s the ace of spades.

I love her. She’s a genius.

Anyway that’s that and if you couldn’t guess we didn’t have a session last week. This week is looking promising but I would’ve said that last week too.

Hi everyone I have something very important to say. My party is on PST which is fine, except that I’m on the east coast right now. So these f*ckers were texting for the first time in a while at THREE AM. THESE F*CKHEADS STARTED A GROUP FT AT 1 AM AND ARE STILL ON IT AT 7:30.

Thanks for listening to my rant, here’s some actual information. The party’s probably playing on Monday so I will probably update Tuesday or Wednesday.

And again sorry that I didn’t do highlights and such for last session.

Session 4

We enter the tomb of Hugo and those with dark vision enter first and we see a weapon stuck in stone, it’s a spade. Keth rolls a 25 to get it out and fails and I fail an arcana check and IsoVeli rolls for religion to see if he should pull it out and gets a 9. Then tries to take it out. Keth tried to shove off the lid of a nearby coffin and gets a 17 and gets it off and snaps it in half on accident. It looks like a stone person inside the casket and his hair covers his face. Keth rolls to take the head off of the stone and rolled a 14 for strength. He cut into it, but he couldn’t get through it.

IsoVeli continues to try and get the spade out and pulls it out like Arthur and it doesn’t budge. IsoVeli tries to pray to Hugo again to see if he’ll take the sword out and gets a 10. Keth, Dolce, and I chip away at the rock and we see the bottom of the space. Keth pulls the body out of the coffin and it wakes up. He’s a young boy and Keth tries to kill him so I hold my sword to his neck. Victoria talks to him and asks him a few questions like how are you, do you speak common, and stuff. He doesn’t respond but he grabs Victoria’s hand. He speaks to her quietly and speaks in Druidic that none of us know. He runs into the next room and we see the statue that has a shield. Keth goes to get the shield and Victoria asks his name. Lyosha.

The shield has no place to hold it but has a map at the bottom. Keth shows IsoVeli the map and the rest of us see it after and Victoria gives the map to Lyosha to see if he understands it and Lyosha just holds the map for her because he didn’t understand. Victoria guides him to the spade and Keth follows behind so she has light since he has a torch. Lyosha(who we just before this nicknamed Lele) got the spade out and Keth tries to steal it and the kid runs from him and glares at Keth the rest of the time. Keth walks over to the tomb and taps on an engraving that we need to read. It says “The Protector” which I guess is why he and Keth don’t get along.

Victoria asks what the kid needs and he’s still confused. Mason gets a 23 to investigate the statue and notice that it’s a sort of puzzle. The presence of Hugo gets stronger in that room to IsoVeli. IsoVeli needs to see the shield and Keth lightly throws it at him and notices that the shield is made entirely of wood and has a lot of strangely coordinated splinters. He made an investigation check with religion but rolled an 8. Keth tries to tap at the walls to see if there’s anything hidden. The splinters don’t seem to go off the map. There are black points on the map and that’s where the splinters seem to go. We figure out where to go from the map and head back to Palmeras to see if anyone speaks druidic and to get whatever we need to continue on.

Dolce takes a ribbon and ties this poor kid’s hair back. Dolce rolls to see if she can do an interpretive dance to ask the kid if it’s okay to cut his bangs. He doesn’t respond so I just cut his hair and now have a wad of hair. Dolce tried to flirt with Fen, and Keth rolls to scream. Well somehow Keth ends up dealing 6 damage on Dolce and Fen is unfazed. Fen looks at the map and goes off on us about how old the map is.

I slap Keth for being a d*ck to the kid. He’s a protector so he wants to protect US and he is called the fabled protector of the divine(us). Fen doesn’t know much but she knows that he taught the divine how to use their specific weapons. She basically goes off on how Keth needs to treat him better. Hugo tells IsoVeli that we need to go back to the tomb while we’re walking back to the village.

We missed something there apparently, and Fen goes off about how it’s weird that Hugo is talking directly to IsoVeli. We get back and Mason gets the urge to put the shield back up where we got it and IsoVeli has to make a constitution saving throw but gets a 20 so it’s good. He feels like astral projection and something leaves his body and goes into the statue. The statue has a yellow glow to it and we got this beautiful quote from Victoria “Yellow is great”. We straight up stopped our play to vibe with Victoria loving yellow.

The statue stretches and wakes up. He says “So you are the new divine, you are supposed to defeat the evil that has come so many times before that we were not able to destroy.” IsoVeli asks how to fight the evil and Hugo explains that he doesn’t know but it’s been fought before and it’s come back stronger and more persistent. Keth asks about the new weapons he mentioned, but he only knows about the one that goes to IsoVeli. Keth steps out with Fen and asks about the other gods.

Victoria asked about the other weapons again and Hugo says that the map will lead us there. We are here to combat the evil, which Hugo described as a blackness that is small but will grow. Apparently Lele’s race changed completely during the years he was in the tomb, I forgot what Hugo said he was before but now he’s an aarakocra. Hugo said that it’s probably because We decide to head out, but IsoVeli asks for a blessing on the whole team. Hugo can travel with IsoVeli when he has the spade, but his connection to the world is limited. We leave and decide that Lyosha needs a pair of pants, so Victoria gives him pants but he won’t wear the shoes. Victoria carries this kid, who is only slightly smaller than her, and we go back to Palmeras.

Hey I’m not really up for posting a ton right now so highlights and stuff will go up later.

Here’s the map my dm(god) made of the world our campaign is set in!!

Alright new memes from our wizard!

So we were planning on having a session today, but our cleric slept right through it. So four sessions into our campaign and 2 sessions have already been derailed before we got to start. Sound like your campaign?

My party is going to play again tomorrow!! My updates will be a little later than normal since my the last season of my favorite show is coming out on Netflix. They’ll be up sometime this weekend though.

Never mind our cleric slept through it, we’re playing on Monday instead

Highlights of Session 3

1. This ones a little sad but I need to keep bringing it up so it’s not like where did Aureo go? Aureo left the party and left us a note explaining that her patron was having her leave and go to a city as far as far is possible in our world.

2. I’m not sure if I actually added this into the full story but it is so worth mentioning. When we were at the Chief’s house she was asking us why we were in town and Keth failed a persuasion check so she wouldn’t tell us how to get through the forest on the outskirts of town to a statue and then IsoVeli rolled for deception and lied and said we had a Druid outside town that could tame the snakes. She asked to meet the Druid and I impulsively said “HE HAS NO LEGS” and she bought it(for the love of god I don’t know why) and Keth just kinda sighed and said “We’re kinda in a rush”

3. Just after everything in the chiefs house, Keth remembers that she told us not to tell anyone that we were going into the forest because she didn’t want any of the kids getting ideas. Keth proceeds to try and find a kid and tell them so I hit him over the head.

4. We had just walked into this forest and I see a small snake just living it’s life. I grab it. Well you see I grabbed it by the neck so I was suffocating it on accident, it was squirming a lot and then when I discovered this I roll for animal handling get an unnatural 20 and it become neutral to me so I keep as a pet along with my owl companion. The snakes name is now Sabbath

5. After we defeated the giant snake that attacked us Keth skinned it and took the skin, Dolce took the head, and Victoria and IsoVeli both took a fang. But that wasn’t all that we took from the snake. Dolce took a bite out of the snake as we were crawling over it. And that’s where we got this beautiful quote from my dm “CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW NOW” she failed the saving throw, took two damage, and Keth had to drag her through the forest.

6. I can’t believe I nearly forgot about this one. When we were fighting the giant snake our wizard was looking at spells because she wanted to switch from half-elf to water genasi since our dm is giving us the next little while to change up our characters if we so choose. Well she discovered that she could freeze water. And that blood is water. Anyway it didn’t hit but still, she could’ve frozen that snakes blood. She’s back to being a half-elf again now though

At the start of the session Fen is awake and realizes that Aureo is missing but notices that there was a note left and she left because her patron told her to. When I wake up she shows me and I tell everyone else as they wake up. Back to the story

We wake up, I wake up first and see Fen cooking us food. Then everyone woke up after at the same time except Keth and Victoria. We then wake them up and I send out my owl to scout out Palmeras and Dolce rolls to seduce Fen and ROLLS A NAT 20. She pins Fen against a tree and badly flirts with her but it works and while Fen doesn’t act on the seduction she starts blushing. Throughout the rest of the session she regularly refers to Fen as her wife. She changed her name in our discord to Fen’s Wife.

We start walking to the village and Keth asks Fen about the village and pretty much gets the same stuff that we already knew because someone doesn’t take notes. We make it there and it’s mostly Tieflings so we get weird look. We see a tavern and go in even though it’s still morning. IsoVeli goes around a bit of the village and I send my owl with him. Meanwhile Keth asks the barkeep what’s so special about the town and he tells him that there’s a monument of Hugo in the woods and in order to find it we have to meet the chief we find her house. There are guards but they aren’t trying to stop us and aren’t hostile to us.

Keth and I roll for investigation and I rolled a 0(a 2 with my -2 mod) and Keth rolled a 4. Then Dolce rolled and got an 18. We enter the building and she welcomes us in and she smiles at us and swats away her assistant. She warns us against going to the statue because there are large venomous snakes in the area. Keth fails a persuasion check and IsoVeli rolls for deception. We convince her to help us find the statue and she was really helpful and told us not to tell anyone in the villages so the little ones don’t try to do what we do.

When we enter the forest, I notice a small snake and kinda befriend it with two nat 20’s. Basically the snake doesn’t squirm away from me, but it’s still a bit uncomfortable whereas at first the snake was squirming so hard I nearly suffocated it trying to hold on to it. Then we all notice a big thing in our peripherals and Keth rolls for perception and gets a 2 and thinks its a big log. The rest of us pull out of our weapons and roll for initiative.

Keth fails to use his great axe and then I’m next in initiative. I fire an arrow right between its eyes causing two damage. The snake goes after Keth because he’s closest and he takes 5 damage. IsoVeli used bless on Victoria and Dolce which can allow them to have advantage on an attack and saving throw. Dolce(who recently switched to water Genasi then changed back after the session despite having used genasi spells throughout this session) wanted to use a shape water spell, but instead chooses to freeze the snakes blood. She fails. Victoria attacks with her shortsword. Keth attacks with the great axe again and deals 12 damage then I attack again and do 5 damage. The snake uses bite and I take 9 damage. Dolce tried to use the hand and fails her attack. She uses her bonus action as minor illusion and covers herself and IsoVeli and casts an illusion of them elsewhere. IsoVeli equips his shield and preformed cure wounds on Keth but he did run out of the veil Dolce put up in order to cure Keth. Then it becomes Victoria’s turn and she doesn’t hit the snake with her shortsword. Then it’s Fens turn(our dm forgot) and she pulls out her double sided scimitar and does no damage. Keth runs into Dolce’s veil to hide and I try to fire an arrow and miss. The snake does after Victoria and fails to bite her. Dolce tries to create an illusion of everyone in a completely different place but only gets Fen and I. I end up in a tree for arrow firing and our illusions are elsewhere. IsoVeli shoots an arrow in its eyes but it doesn’t work. Victoria used her shortsword and does no damage. Fen uses a crossbow and fails. Finally, Keth uses his axe and drives it in the snake taking it head off, killing it.

As we continue on we have to climb over the snake which Keth has skinned and Dolce took the head of. Then Dolce takes a bite out of the snake, the giant snake Keth just skinned. Then she fails a constitution saving throw and she feels like her mouth is stinging because of the snakes acidic blood and takes two points of damage and has to get dragged by Keth. My owl went off and noticed a weird shaped hill that looks like an entrance to a tomb that’s lavished and we head on out way. That’s where session three ends.

We cut session three a bit short, but we’ll be finishing it later on. If you couldn’t tell the first part of the story is what Aureo decided she wanted her reason for leaving to be. She has reasons of her own to not play and we all completely respect them. So yeah we’re technically not the divine six anymore but we do plan on having her back for various sessions in the future as a side character type thing.

Our wizard is just making campaign memes like crazy tonight!!!

More campaign memes!!!!

My dm(god) drew these of all of our characters and they’re amazing!!!! Also these are what the memes my wizard made are based off of

My wizard made these during our third session. Speaking of the third session that will be up soon along with highlights and the best quote from it

My party is literally only on session three of our campaign but I would simultaneously die for them, kill for them, and kill them. We haven’t been able to have a session in weeks and I miss it so bad.

When we tried to have our third session, we didn’t actually play because two of our members hijacked it and made it about them doing whatever. But when we decided we weren’t playing because they were already so unfocused we began comparing ourselves to the Scooby gang.

In addition to Session 2!

Our dm(god) actually drew Fen(a npc introduced in session 2) for reference!!

Also our quote of the week(yeah I’m going to try to do a quote of the week, we’ll see how long it lasts) is: “THIS IS NOT A WAY FOR YOU TO LIVE OUT YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES!” -god

Session 2

So we start off in the same dogpile we left session one in and Aureo insists that we get off each other in an organized manner. It took 8 minutes for us to get down from the statue. After we all get down Aureo decides that she should tell us that when the stone gets removed from the statue it sends out a signal thing telling everyone it’s been removed. Basically that people were going to come after us because of the stone.

I make a perception check and roll an 11 so I barely notice this lady who looks away when I look over and leaves quickly. I tell the group and Keth, Aureo, and Victoria all go after her. They follow her into the library but Keth is told he’s not allowed inside so he wanders around and notices these two guards with dark eyes he proceeds to straight up sprint to the statue to warn Dolce, IsoVeli, and I about the guards and the four of us go to the library to get Aureo and Victoria.

In the library they meet this girl who is reading a book about myths and lore who ignores them at first then as they go to leave watches them closely. They ask her what she’s doing and she proceeds to ask them why they took the stone out of the statue and if they know the history of the statue. Aureo tríes to bluff and says she knows the history of the statue, but this mysterious lady calls her out and proceeds to explain why we need to take her with us. She says that she knows a lot about the stone and the legend of the “Divine Six” at first Aureo says she’ll only let this girl come if she’s tied up and she refuses. Meanwhile Victoria is offering to be the one to tie her up as my dm goes off about how this is not a way for her to live out her sexual fantasies.

Anyway finally Aureo agrees to bring this chick along after she warns her about the guards that will come after us meanwhile the other four party members get to the library. All of us reunite and Keth tells them about the guards and Aureo tells us what she learned and the new chick introduces herself as Fen. Fen tells us we can’t stay and we have to decide where to go, the mountains are too far and the ports are blocked off so we decide run into the forest. Aureo, Fen, and I rolled high while IsoVeli rolled relatively normal and Keth and Dolce rolled low. Aureo, Fen, and I make it without a problem and IsoVeli makes it as well but Dolce has to cast minor illusion to get to the forest with Keth.

We all make it and continue into the forest eventually we take a short rest and Aureo and I walk off. While we’re gone, Keth and IsoVeli take out the stone and IsoVeli translates it from celestial to common and it says to break it open. Keth tries and fails, but when IsoVeli tries and gets a 6 he manages to get it open. Just then Aureo and I return and IsoVeli calls everyone but Fen into a huddle and tells them that he found a scroll on the inside and it says one word. Palmaleran. With the knowledge I have from reading books, I know that there is a village by that name but that’s all I know for sure. So we decide to tell Fen about it and she says that it’s a tribe that’s not far from where they are now.

We all decide we should keep going, but Fen says that’s not a good idea because it’s dark and we have two human members. IsoVeli and Victoria don’t have dark vision so the rest of the party agrees to carry them. Keth can carry IsoVeli easily and I tried to carry Victoria but failed. So we decided to stay for the night(I’m sure our dm was happy about that because she hadn’t prepped for us to go any further). Victoria and Dolce were trying to both cuddle with each other or cuddle with the other people in our group. After Keth made it clear he didn’t want anyone cuddling by threatening them with an ax and a spear Dolce tried to cuddle with him. She rolled an 18. And I’ll be da*med if he didn’t roll a 19. So he managed to push her away. Victoria tries to cuddle with IsoVeli but our dm is big on consent(love her for that) so since he didn’t consent, Victoria slept alone. That’s the end of session two.

Moral of the story: don’t try to cuddle with Keth around

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Session One

It starts out normal with the Segreta siblings making choices of who they’re going to talk to out of the group. Dolce, instead of doing any of the choices our dm gave her, chose to talk to an uninterested hot elf. Meanwhile IsoVeli goes up to Keth and Victoria and asks them if they’ve seen his sister. They go leave the main square(I feel like it was a square but idk) and go to the tavern

Well eventually our horny a** wizard comes up to my owl and tries to seduce it and so I’m just like no and point her in the direction her brother went to get her away. She’s underage so she can’t get into the tavern where her brother is so she tries to fight the bouncer, I hear the commotion and come over to help so does Keth. After all of us fail Victoria comes over and seduces the bouncer and we all go in. IsoVeli drags Dolce out and to a nearby library, Victoria follows them out.

That leaves Keth and I still in the bar but I’m reading a book so I barely notice him. He proceeds to ask the bartender about anyone cool he’s seen. The bartender tells him about a masked warlock chick so he sets out to find her while the other three are still off on their way to the library. After seeing Keth(a drunk) leave the tavern I get curious and follow him and find him after he rolls an 8 and fails to find the warlock I roll to send my owl out and get an 18 so we find Aureo the warlock who threatens Keth and asks me to send out my owl to find the “Jesus boi” referring to IsoVeli so Keth sets out and Aureo and I kinda vibe under a tree but I don’t send out my owl for a while because we were on video call and my dm didn’t hear me.

Keth finds IsoVeli and literally just throws him over his shoulder and starts walking away with him. But Dolce was not having that so she straight up lunges at Keth and deals two hp of damage by simply attacking. This is when Keth decides to explain himself and tells them that a witch lady threatened him and wanted IsoVeli and all four of them walk back together(Keth is still carrying IsoVeli though) at this point I’ve sent out the owl but it doesn’t matter because they’re on their way back already. When they get back Aureo explains why she needed IsoVeli.

There is a gem in a statue of Hugo(the god in our world) but it can only be removed by someone holy. So we all go to the statue and per my suggestion we do a human pyramid to get him up high enough to reach the gem. When he pulls the gem out we all come falling down into a massive dog pile and have a vision.

The vision consisted of all six of us and six people(I think it was mirrors of us but we couldn’t see them clearly) who were all radiating a different color. Each of them stood in front of one us and extended a hand to us. Then we woke up still in the dog pile but one thing was slightly different we were all radiating the color of the person who stood in front of us, but only the people in our group could see the color. And that’s where session one ends.

Moral of the story: if your dm says 45 minutes know for a fact it will be longer

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Meet the party!!!!!

Aureo Yumaro: Our woodelf warlock with an attitude and a mask to cover her face at all times. She’s not keen on making friends and has severe trust issues but is hoping this group might be different. Her mother was knowledgeable in witchcraft so when she found a spell to summon a demon named Hatuno she took it and thus became a warlock. She’s 5’8 with long dark curly hair and dark brown eyes.***Note She Has Since Left The Party

Dolce Segreta: Our favorite half-elf wizard(although she does play like a bard). She’s stupid and has a tendency to make really bad decisions, but is also very cheerful and happy. IsoVeli is her older brother. She is 18 and about 5’5 with brown hair and dark brown eyes.

IsoVeli Segreta: A human cleric, brother of Dolce. He had a tough childhood which reflects on his devotion to Hugo, the god of wisdom. He was a strong moral compass and a lawful good tendencies. He’s a tall boy(6’0) with somewhat long blond hair and green eyes. He’s 19 but can easily pass as older. He’s also pretty muscular, but not overly muscular(his words not mine)

Antigua(Annie) Falla: The author of this blog. A wood-elf ranger with a bada** owl companion. She’s a nature lover and a balanced soul. She spends a lot of the time with her nose buried in a book. She is very wise and makes generally good decisions(session one was a mishap don’t question it). She’s 20 and 5’3 with curly blond hair and blue eyes.

Keth(pronounced Keith) Smith: Our drunk half-orc barbarian with a death wish. His father was a tax collecter who got into many fights so in order to help his father out he grew accustomed to a bad scene and learned to fight and intimidate. He also discovered his addiction this way. Alcohol. He’s 24 about 6’4, he’s got blond hair and brown(?) eyes. Somewhat muscular.

Victoria Perea: Our horny human bard with a great attitude. She’s very outgoing and friendly, to a point of annoyance to some extent. She has six sibling who she practically raised and a love for music. She knows how to play several instruments her favorite being the guitar. She’s about 5’7 with average length dark hair and dark eyes.

God:AKA our dm, she’s amazing and homebrews all of this from scratch. Her original idea was to turn this into a podcast and when that didn’t happen I asked them if I could make it into a blog. She is very set on consent within the party(which is nice) and believes that dnd should be an escape not a responsibility. She’s absolutely amazing, and we appreciate her and everything she does for this campaign so much. If you want to draw her in the fanart she’s got super curly red hair and brown eyes. And lots of freckles it’s so cute. She’s an absolute goddess and we love her. To our amazing dm

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