#divorcee
The Sensuous Divorcee by Helen T (1974)
“So tell me, what is it about older ladies that you find so appealing, young man?”
Umm…
1. Every day is Mother’s Day
2. Divorced milfs still want a daddy to pamper them on Mother’s Day
3. Mom’s day to do what she wants, without the hubby or kids getting in the way
“mumsdayin” perhaps?
“My husband doesn’t care if you’re not that pretty,” reassured my wife, “As most of the time your face will be buried between my thighs.”
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At the private school entrance, drop-off is prime time to pick-up bored rich moms looking to fill their gaps until pick up.
Ah bless. After a debauched day of drink, drugs and doggy, another desperate divorcee departs…but needs a moment to realise she’s not as young as she used to be…
“My husband doesn’t care if you’re not that pretty,” reassured my wife, “As most of the time your face will be buried between my thighs.”
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Tell her what to wear and where to wait - if she’s desperate enough she’ll do it in public
Unnecessarily worried I might change my mind about our office fling, eager Reagan doesn’t waste any time getting down to business
Dried up divorcees do anything for shoes…so we agreed on several pairs of box fresh pumps in return for several pumps of her stale old box
I used my silver tongue on the dried up HR Director to escape the first round of job cuts
3 rounds later that look says she’s running out of excuses to tell the CEO why I’m still here…
Loving that little pink halterneck trying to hold up her big heavy puppies
