#mutton
Sexretaries who love working late to finish off their desk jobs.
Decadence is when my maids also take care of my trophies.
Some of my guests arrogantly assume they rank higher than the help, but the maids have seen it all before. They know who’ll be “one and done”, but remain patient and polite, knowing that they’ll receive their bonus as soon as mistress has gone.
Stewardesses who love to provide first class service.
Asian girls were maid to serve.
Waitresses who love serving up specials.
She texted: Drunk + hungry. Bringing takeout. What do u fancy?
Me: Don’t mind. Chinese? Steak?
Her: OK. Will grab both and we can share
“You OK, hon? You know what goes on tour stays on tour, right?”
They think she’s feeling guilty over her drunken girls trip cheating…but she’s just upset she left it to the last night before being brave enough to sneak off with me.
When milfs tone down their outfits to avoid looking slutty, it makes me want them even more.
And when I compliment their effortless style, but deliberately ignore the younger, dressier moms, it makes them want me even more.
<giggles shyly> “Really, this old thing?”
Yes - you, old thing.
When you realise it’s not just your kid she’s invited over for a playdate…
This piece of cougar mutton only has one thing on her mind…so she’s quickly tweeted the location of moms night alongside a pic of her slutty outfit, to put the local bulls on alert.
When classy, rich milfs tell me they want to experience a bit of rough, there’s only one place I take them - in a dirty, cheap motel.
Whenever she gets bored of the other moms and their constant kids talk, she goes in search of some stimulating adult intercourse.
Stewardesses who love to provide first class service.
So many fun possibilities…
1. It might be my first time turning left, but something tells me that none of these girls is an upper class virgin.
2. Looks like I’ll be visiting North, South and Central America on this flight.
3. Nothing better than a few drinks, 20,000ft and a sexy uniform to make mutton taste like lamb.
Now that’s what I call a diverse selection of in-flight entertainment ❤️