24 hours is too short. in lockdown again and yet I somehow have more shifts and more things to do and less time for art or sleep. And voila = art block. Ffs.
What would Dante and Vergil be like as a brother-in-law?
Dante
He’s a definitely a great bro-in-law because he’s just happy Vergil finally found someone who could rein him in.
After all, you must be something special to have caught his brother’s eye.
Expect a LOT of teasing, though. Some is directed at you, but mostly it’ll be at Vergil’s expense.
“Geez, what the hell do you see in his ugly old ass, anyway?” “We’re twins, Dante.” “And???”
This usually ends with him being stabbed.
Speaking of, that was quite a shock the first time, but it happens so often now you’re just used to it.
The only problem is the mess it leaves. Dante insists you don’t have to clean it up, but you know by now that if you don’t, no one else will. Especially Dante.
You dock points for that one.
Always, always tries hitting you up for free food, spare cash, or other things ‘cause he knows he can’t get it from Vergil. Says he’ll pay you back, but…really? You know better.
More points docked.
Which is why Vergil emphasizes you should always, always tell him, “No.”
His kicked puppy look is really hard to resist sometimes, though. Maybe you’ve given in once or twice. Vergil just rolls his eyes.
Dante definitely does NOT give good relationship advice (especiallyin regards to Vergil) so don’t bother asking.
At this point, maybe he just doesn’t have any points left.
Vergil himself is not the best at relationships either, so fights between you two are bound to happen. If one does though, you can definitely count on Dante to cheer you up.
And maybe, just maybe…he’ll take a stab wound one for the team and piss Vergil off on purpose just so he’ll forget why you two fought in the first place.
Okay, maybe all the points can get added back for that one.
After all, if you make Vergil happy, Dante wants you to stick around and keep him that way…‘cause Vergil’s gone through so much shit already…indefinitely.
Vergil
Hands down the best bro-in-law. Ever.
Dante may be great, but Vergil takes it to a whole ‘nother level.
It’ll be hard to see at first, because he’ll try and hide how much he cares.
But honestly? He’s just happy there’s someone to get his annoying brother off his back every now and then.
Or often. Often is good.
So of course he’s gonna look out for you whether you want him to or not. He wants you to be here for a long, looong while.
You likely don’t annoy him half as much as Dante does, anyway.
He really doesn’t understand how you tolerate Dante yourself. You must have an incredible amount of patience to love his idiot brother.
He’ll also join in any opportunity you present him with to annoy Dante.
Wanna tease your husband a bit? Completely expect backup in the form of Vergil.
Vergil is extremely good at getting under Dante’s skin and you two play off each other effortlessly when you tease him.
“Dante, if you don’t clean up this mess I’m running off with your brother.” “If he won’t sign the divorce papers, I’ll just kill him.”
Like his brother, Vergil might not be the best go-to for relationship advice, but he is a good listener.
He won’t mind if you need a shoulder to cry on when Dante isn’t around or if Dante is the cause. Just expect him to pretend to be grumpy about it.
But don’t worry. Secretly, he’s content that you trust him enough to come to him for this sort of thing. He knows all too well how hard it is to open up to others.
Oh? You and Dante had a fight? Perfect reason for him to stab smack his brother around a bit.
And if that convinces Dante to go crawling back to you asking for forgiveness, all the better (‘cause let’s face it, the fight probably happened because Dante was being an idiot anyway).
@liulyam I finally finished it!!!! Apologies for being so late with your @dmcsecretsanta exchange gift, I had some things come up that seriously impacted my ability to draw. But it’s finally done and I’m quite proud of how it turned out; I hope you like it too! And since it’s too late to wish you a merry Christmas, here’s to a wonderful New Year instead :D
