I AM NOT SORRY! I AIN’T NEVER BEEN THE FUCK SORRY! WHAT’S UP! You hoes bet not come up calling me freaky YOU’D DO IT TOO…same bitches who wanna be a Weasley Twin sandwich leave me alone alright?. (Also bit of an AU )
“Are they arguing again?!“ You sighed loudly. “What is with them?” you groaned hearing the two bicker back and forth. “They have some big problems.” you shook your head watching Nico shake in her shoes. Poor girl looked like she was about to blow a fuse hearing the two brothers shout insults at one another.
“I don’t know but if they don’t shut up while I’m trying to work I’m gonna-” she began, tightening her grip on a screwdriver. You instantly rushed to her side. “Why I outta-”
“Easy tiger.” you put a hand on her shoulder. “Calm down for a second.” you chuckled. “Maybe they’re arguing over who gets to take over the hunt for tonight.”
“Well they’d better figure it out soon.” she seethed. “Hearing them is starting to make my skin crawl. You’d better prepare too. You want you energy up if you’re gonna get me some sick parts.” she perked up a bit, which made you shake your head. “Maybe a discarded head or something?”
“I’ll do my best. What you got for me today, anyways?” you joined her behind the work counter.
“How does a baseball bat with a bunch of devil-proof nails stickin’ out sound?!”
“Now you’re speaking my language.” you cheered. “Let’s see it!”
…(Meanwhile)
“I swear you always do this, Vergil!” a disgusted Dante spat. “Once again, you are trying to get in my way.”
“Excuse me! I think not.” the older brother spat back. “Don’t think I intend on backing off because of your little schoolboy crush.”
“Y/N would never fall for filth like you.” Dante snarled. “Just face the facts, man.”
“And she would be interested in you?” Vergil laughed. “You really should have been a comedian, little brother.” he turned his nose up. “Let’s face it, you aren’t on her radar of suitors either.”
“If that weird kid with the damn annoying ass bird can garner her interest I sure as hell can.” Dante snapped.
“Still one more person she prefers over you, dear brother.”
Dante resisted the urge to punch Vergil across the nose. The last thing he wanted to do was alert you or make Nico upset. “You don’t know her like I do. She’s sweet and kind and way out of your league. I’ve heard how she talks about you! She can’t stand you.”
“You don’t know that. She could be just trying to spare your feelings.” Vergil rebutted. Although there was a part of him that let him to believe his sibling was telling the truth. “She hasn’t spoken the highest of you either, in case you’ve forgotten. She always seems to comment on how immature you are despite your age.”
“I’d rather her hate me forever and avoid you than have you dig your claws into her with your tactics.” Dante hissed. “I don’t care if she doesn’t love me…but to know she would ever choose you over me…” he stopped talking. “Stay away from Y/N Vergil. I’m warning you. She’s young, innocent, pure. Unlike you, ya piece of shit.” he huffed one last time before pushing past him.
He walked back towards the van, huffing and complaining to himself. How dare that slimy asshole even think for a second he could get anyone like you on his side? Vergil must have been dreaming.
Or maybe Dante was just hoping he was. He was pleased to find you hopping out the back of the van swinging your bat. The look of pure joy on your face made his heart flutter.
“Hiya Dante!!”
“Hey, Y/N! Excited for tonight?”
“Yep! You joining the hunt? I wanna show you my sick skills!” you played with your bat.
“You know it babe.”
…(Later on that night)
“Y/N look!” You turned your head to Nero who was holding a demon skull. “I’m here to haunt you!” He made a bunch of creepy noise and made it pretend it was flying.
“No! You’ll never take me alive!” You began running ahead as Nero chased you.
“Grrr I’ll get you!” you could hear him behind you, laughing at the top of his lungs. You could hear the crunch of his boots against the ground. “You can run but you can’t hide Y/N!” You bolted ahead of Vergil and Dante, who looked less than pleased.
“Nero NO!!” you laughed, hopping over a fire hydrant. “You throw that at me I will swing!!”
“Hey! Would you stop acting like a bunch of children for three seconds!” an annoyed Vergil snapped. “I haven’t the patience for your silly games.”
“Shut up, old man.” Nero caught up, glaring potholes into his father’s head. “Don’t get mad that I get all of Y/N’s attention and she won’t even look your way.” he threw an arm around your shoulder. “You’re just jealous she’d rather hang out with me than you.”
“How dare you speak to me that way!” Vergil began lashing out.
“Guys calm down.” you stepped between the two. “Nero come on, we have a job to do.”
Nero smirked at his father. He knew his old man had a crush on you. He thought it was pretty weird, considering you were much younger than him. He also knew Dante had a thing for you as well. It was exactly why he, Nico, and Lady made it a mission to make sure they wouldn’t sink their claws into you. (Not so much Trish…she didn’t care enough to interfere unless it affected you negatively…give it a few days….oops, spoke too soon)
Vergil met your eyes. You felt a bit guilty. You knew this was a big mission and you were goofing off with Nero. It wasn’t even that bad to be honest, he just hated seeing his…son…of all people getting close to you. Vergil instantly felt like a jerk. He didn’t mean to make you sad, he was just…ugh. Damn him and his anger.
“Vergil.” Dante made his presence known. “Leave Y/N alone.” he came to your side. “Nothing wrong with having a bit of fun.” he practically replaced Nero’s arm with his, swatting his arm off you.
“Whatever.” Nero scoffed. “Come on Y/N. Don’t let the oldies slow you down.” he began walking ahead of you three.
“Hey Nero! Wait up-” You attempted to jog, only to be halted by a hand on your shoulder.
“Hey, why don’t you walk with me for a while?” Dante began leading you down the street. “If a demon comes along, I’ll make sure to protect you.” He threw an arm around your shoulder. “I’ll protect you from the bad guys.”
“I can take care of myself.” You replied. “But thanks, Dante.” You shyly shrugged Dante’s arm off you. “Hey Nero! Wait for me!” You ran up.
“Smooth move, idiot.” Vergil smirked at his brother’s rejection. “But watch how it’s really done.” the cocky man walked ahead of his brother. “Hey, Y/N…”
Before you could fully catch up to Nero, Vergil stopped you and made you walk with him. “Yes, Vergil?” you smiled politely. “What’s up?”
“I don’t think I’ve have the chance to compliment you on your stunning good looks today.” he smiled at you.
“Umm, no offense Vergil but I’ve been knuckles deep in monster parts and devil blood, I’m the last thing you should consider stunning or good looking.” you replied sheepishly.
“Insecurity is an ugly monster.” he hummed thoughtfully.
“…I’ll remember that.” you felt the heat rush to your face. “U-um….bye now!” You looked at the devil skull on the ground. “TAKE THAT!” you used your bat to swing it like a golfball at Nero’s arm.
“HEY! You’ll pay for that Y/N!” Nero yelled, starting to chase you down the street. You laughed as you ran down the street.
…
“ALL RIGHT Y/N!!” Nero thrust his fist into the air as you jumped down from the balcony you had been fighting on.
“Thank you!! and FUCK YOU!” you kicked a random head sending it flying into a garbage can.
“Not bad for a human-”
“NoT bAd FoR a HuMaN!” you mocked Nero. “Come on! We’re making great timing!!”
Vergil watched you as you ran ahead of the bunch. You could definitely hold your own ass. You were truly amazing. When that demon had grabbed you and he was gonna go into demon mode to save you, before you he could even take another step you had already made it down.
What did Nero or that V fellow have that you didn’t? Why did you enjoy being around him so much? He watched you two laugh at the top of your lungs. Damn, if he started holding your hand, he’d go ballistic.
Meanwhile Dante was cheering you on inside. You could definitely keep up with him. Surely you’d be happier with Nero…he was closer to your age. He didn’t care…as long as you didn’t end up with Vergil. He’d forbid it.
Another bloodbath later and everything was done! You had high fived Nico as you hopped back on the van.
“Could you drop me back home? I am in desperate need of a shower.”
“Sure thing Y/N!” Nico threw everything you had gotten for her in the workshop. “How’d it go?”
“Y/N kicked ass of course. I could barely get any hits in.” Dante laughed, plopping down.
“Keep up next time.” you shrugged, setting your weapon down.
“Your smugness will be your downfall, little girl.” Vergil scoffed at you.
“You’re one to talk, Vergil.” you found yourself speaking back. The van had already sped off while you were speaking. “Every word out of your mouth is something smug.” you glowered.
“Watch it! I’m old enough to be your father.” he warned.
“Oh…I’m so scared…daddy.” you rolled your eyes.
Vergil froze. What the- How the- Why the…He didn’t even register the van coming to a stop and you jumping down. Dante on the other hand was green with envy. If anyone had a daddy kink it was him! Where did Vergil get off coaxing such a phrase from your lips! That should have been for him…now he was mad.
The van door closed leaving a strange chill over the older Sparda men.
“If you two idiots love Y/N so much why don’t you either team upor shut up.” Nico glowered, noticing how dull the mood was. “If there’s only one Y/N, do what siblings do and fuckin’ share already.” she huffed.
“Dude! Y/N isn’t some kinda toy!” Nero protested. “I forbid you two from going near her!” he tried to put his foot down. He’d be damned if his best friend be manipulated by those two.
“I’d rather die again than share with this…idiot!!” Vergil snapped.
“I’d rather die this instant!” Dante one-uped his brother.
…
The two practically fought to get to your door. Vergil grabbed Dante’s leg and Dante tripped Vergil in an effort to get to the door first.
You were surprised to see the two there, breath heaving. It made you sort of embarrassed to have shown up to the door in a bathrobe.
“Guys?” you raised an eyebrow. You combed your fingers through your hair to work out the knots.
The two paused. Your body was nearly completely soaking wet, so you obviously had just gotten out the bath. Having demon senses, they both could feel the warmth radiating off you.
“Any reason you two are fighting at my door? My neighbors are old ladies, they could call the cops if you aren’t careful.” you joked.
Vergil watched a singular water droplet run down your neck and drop into your cleavage. Dante always wondered what your living space looked like, it was definitely a highlight of you from what he saw.
“Y/N! We have an issue….and you need to solve it for us.” Vergil coughed.
“Um ….okay?” you raised an eyebrow. “What can I do for you-”
“Who do you see as a potential romantic partner? Me or Vergil!” Dante finally came out with it.
“Pardon me?” you raised an eyebrow.
“This oaf and I have been vying for your affection since we saved your life 5 months ago and you became a part of this little organization.” Vergil sighed. “Either you know and you ignore it or you’re more ditzy than I thought?”
“Vying, for my affections?” you raised an eyebrow. You suddenly hugged yourself, feeling very exposed. “Nero wasn’t kidding?”
“Nero told you!?” they both gasped in surprised.
“Yeah…he did. That’s why I thought he was full of shit.” you laughed. “B-but um..I guess not.” you giggled.
“That little-”
“BRAT” “ASSHOLE!”
You watched as the two began griping about Nero and how he couldn’t leave well-enough alone.
“So…you two…with me?” you tilted your head to the side.
“I’ve loved you longer.” Dante piped up. “When you uncle called me up to handle an extermination and you just hid behind a wall the whole time…how quickly you changed your tune.” he laughed.
“Well I love Y/N for the person she is inside! She has a pure heart?”
“That you can tarnish?” Dante fired back.
“BOYS!” you called over them. “I swear you two are more brotherly than you think.” you shook our head.
Suddenly, the phrase ghosted over their heads.
Do what siblings do and share….
“Y/N…may we come in?” Dante stepped forward.
“We have matters to discuss.” Vergil followed.
Poor, unknowing, innocent you.
“Sure, just lemme get dressed.” you made room for them to walk in.
“Don’t worry, darling…this is strictly business between us and you.”
Anonymous said - Thank you for responding, can I please ask for headcanons of what turns the DMC Crew on?
Warnings - pretty much completely NSFW, mentions of blindfolds, gagging, choking, facefucking, sex in general, public play, rough sex, daddy / sir titles,
Reader - N/A - G/N
Characters - Dante, Vergil, Nero, V
A / N - I made this straight up NSFW, basically just straight up more smut based??? Sorry if that’s not what you wanted - also sorry if you wanted the female characters too! This also started kind of going into kinks and it’s making me think of maybe doing a post about what kinks they’d have? Honestly I’m not sure, this entire post is a mess tbh
— Dante —
He loves someone submissive but bratty, he wants to have his dominance challenged and someone that’ll fight against him to take control
Probably likes being called daddy but didn’t know??? One of those times when his partner accidentally said it or said it mockingly and it just sparked something inside of him
It’s an instant turn on if his partner is loud during sex, or even when he’s just teasing. He loves hearing them whimper for him, or better yet, when they beg
He loves when his partner plays hard to get, he likes having to work for what he wants, plus his favourite thing is watching his partner go from playing hard to get to crumbling beneath his touch
Dante adores when his partner makes the first move, especially when it’s at an unexpected time or when it’s out in public
Seeing his partner wearing something he considers sexy, it doesn’t necessarily have to be sexy underwear. He likes things that show off the best parts of his partner, especially the thighs and ass, the tighter the clothes in that area, the better
Pulling this man’s hair. If his partner has a fist full of his hair while he’s fucking them, he’ll go feral, the harder the better, too. If his s/o pulls his hair while he’s going down on them, then he’s probably going to overstim them the entire night
— Vergil —
Okay, he loves someone smaller than himself, he doesn’t mind if they’re the same height or even taller but he loves seeing his partner under him looking small and defenceless - basically Vergil has a massive size kink
He loves someone that seems innocent or is “innocent” but has a secret dirty side, or someone that has kinks that he wouldn’t expect
If his partner calls him “sir” or anything similar, anything that shows a level of respect or making him seem like a superior
Watching his partner fight to control themselves when he’s teasing them, or even better, when he isn’t doing anything to them - just seeing them desperate for his touch is enough to drive him crazy
If his partner moans while going down on him, the sensation drives him insane, and he’ll either end up losing control and face fucking them or throwing them onto the bed and screwing them senseless
Being told what to do. Hearing his partner beg and whimper for him to do things to them turns him on like no tomorrow, of course, he won’t give in to their demands immediately, instead he’ll tease for a good while until he decides on when is the best time to do it. But, his partner tells him to fuck them harder? Faster? To choke them?? They’re not going to be walking straight for the next week
Aftercare - now it might seem weird but Vergil loves the more sensual or romantic moments between himself and his partner. When they’ve had sex and then they lie there together, both out of breathe and they can just cuddle. He loves when he can just stare into the eyes of his s/o, holding their face and just having that feeling of love. It’ll either turn into staying in bed cuddling for the rest of the day, or turning into round two
— Nero —
He’s turned on by someone who doesn’t mind talking back to him, he likes when his partner is feisty and doesn’t always listen to what he says, he weirdly enjoys having his dominance challenged
He’d never admit it, but he loves his partner dominates him, especially when they force him over onto his back when he’s trying to dominate them
Nero loves when his partner teases him in public, especially when it’s subtle little things like bending over in front of him and barely rubbing against his crotch. He’ll either repay them by doing the same back, or he’ll just wait until they get home and punish them there instead
If his partner starts playing with themselves in front of him, or when they pretend they don’t know he’s there - it’ll turn him on but some part of him would be mad that they’d do that rather than ask him for help
Anything that comes to his neck / ears. When his partner kisses and bites on his neck while he’s fucking them. He’ll go wild if his partner has their arms wrapped around his neck and they start moaning or whimpering in his ear, Nero just can’t control himself after that, he’ll do anything to hear more of it
When his s/o makes the first move, especially without saying anything, if they unexpectedly put their hand down his trousers, or even just start kissing down his neck and whispering sweet nothings into his ear - it’s guaranteed to have him hard almost in an instant
— V —
If his partner moans his name, watch him just melt into a puddle, especially when they’re squirming under him as he works his magic
If someone plays with his hair, then he’ll practically fall in love immediately. If someone pulls on his hair, then he’ll go absolutely feral in an instant
Communication. Especially in bed. His partner telling him exactly what to do, and exactly what they want, that’ll drive him nuts. He’s a giver, so when they tell him what to do, it’s perfect for him
Even though he’s a giver, he loves when his partner gives him attention too, or even offers. He’ll allow them to do it, if they really want to, but he still prefers to show them all the attention
He likes when his partner is shy, even if it’s just occasionally, especially when it comes to doing new things in the bedroom. He loves being able to talk to his partner about it and build up trust together. There’s something that gets him going when it comes to his s/o going from being shy or nervous about doing something to having them love it and scream his name all night
When it comes to this, he loves which ever way it goes, but having a sense removed. Whether that means blindfolds, being gagged, or even tied up. He doesn’t mind whether he is the one in that position or if he is the one doing that to his partner. V enjoys the excitement and neediness that comes from not fully having control of the situation (although his favourite is definitely the blindfold)
Hello once again, my dears. Quite the wonderful evening we’re having… and this evening, I bring you: body worshipping Vergil. This was requested by no one, simply a scenario that I cannot stop thinking about. There appears to be a serious lack of telling this man he is beautiful. Perhaps I can interest you with this song as you read?
(Yes, Vergil is my favorite character. Stay mad about it.)
NSFW under the cut. Those of you under 18 are not permitted to read. (Note that this was written with a gender-neutral reader to be interactive for all genders out there.)
todays agenda - the Devil May Cry men are horny, and this is the type of sex you’re in for…
featuring - Dante ⋆ Vergil ⋆ Nero ⋆ V ⋆
viewers discretion is advised - fucking ⋆ fingering ⋆ choking ⋆ hair pulling ⋆ being tied up ⋆ gagged ⋆ blindfolded ⋆ breeding ⋆ mentions of cum shots
reader insert - gender neutral
author notes - sorry Vergil’s is a little shorter than the rest, this was kind of rushed honestly and not really well proofread so I’m sorry if this is complete and utter trash honestly idk what this is but here it is anyway
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♔ Dante ♔
sloppy and desperate
His hand pinned one of yours at the side of your head, his fingers intertwined with yours as he fucks into you, all while he leaves sloppy kisses along your neck. His breaths turn more into panting while he quietly groans in pleasure, his other hand gripping onto your thigh as he brings it up to hold it at his side just so he can get deeper inside of you. He tells you how good you feel, how he can never stop thinking of you, how desperate he is to be with you all the time. He presses his lips against yours quickly and desperately over and over, barely kissing you at first until he deepens the kiss and you start to notice him becoming more and more unsteady with his thrusts. You reach up with your other hand and wrap it in his hair, tugging on it with just enough force to make him lift his lips from yours, and that’s what sent him over the edge. His thrusts become shallow and unsteady and his voice is shaky as he groans, his forehead pressed against yours as he fills you with his cum. He keeps his cock buried inside of you for a short while, not wanting any of his cum to run out of you, and you gladly let him lay on top of you for that time.
