#sort of
i think all fictional couples should be evaluated by how funny an AITA reddit post about their first couple fight would be
… Three fictional couples popped into my head immediately and I can’t decide which would be funniest: Aral and Cordelia Vorkosigan, Fox and David Xanatos, or Silas and Delilah Briarwood.
Pretty & Twisted
Full offense but what the fuckis even my blog.
Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here… I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
waiting in deep suspense
Psst you ready here comes the secret
Here it comes
I am also very curious about this secret
Your time spent enjoying the creative process is infinitely more valuable that any final project you create. So stop putting yourself down for never finishing or posting those WIPs because every moment you spent creating something you loved is a moment not wasted. Your progress and talent is measured by your passion not your number of posts.
This post went from 3k to 7k overnight and that just goes to show how many of you need to hear this so make sure you don’t ever forget it
Hey everyone who’ve said nice things about the newspaper default. Thank you ♥♥♥
some tiny bo and vincent drabbles for erika because she’s going through some stuff.
vincent sinclair
Vincent often wonders how he got so lucky. With you sleeping so soundly beside him, curled into his side with your head on his chest, he can’t think of anything he’d rather be doing. Not his work, not with his brothers, not even sleeping himself. At his insistence (so you know it was bad) you left your worries behind, as much as you could, and fell into bed, drifting off quickly in the warm nest that was the sanctuary of Vincent’s bed. After being alone for so long, in the ghost town of his childhood, with only Bo for company, finding you had been a blessing. If he believed in something, anything, he might have even called you a miracle. Instead, he pulled you close and combed a hand through your hair, artists fingers working gently. Sometimes, he thinks, if he lost everything except for you, he wouldn’t care. If Ambrose fell to dust around him, if Bo ever worked up the courage to leave, if Lester got sick and tired of him and Bo and never came back, it wouldn’t matter. None of it would matter if he could still hold you tight and know you were his. Every time you kissed him temple or watched him work or brought him to bed, each time was like the first and it made him think: how did he gets so lucky?
bo sinclair
Bo took a lot of things for granted. Vincent, for one. Lester, for another. The privacy they had, forgotten out in the backwoods, for a third. But never you. Never you. Bo couldn’t afford to take you for granted, not when he was so fucking lucky to have you. Sometimes, Bo looked at you, watched you from across the room and a small part of him (the little angel on his shoulder, perhaps) told him that finally, finally things were coming up roses for ol’ Bo. Another part (the little devil on the other, he supposed) told him that you were just one more thing he had to lose. He tended to ignore these voices, because nothing could be louder than the way his heart hammered in his own chest when you smiled bashfully at him. Through every tear filled hug and late night breakdown, after every whispered “Bo’s got'cha” and “you’re okay, angel”, he knew he was lucky to have you, and no matter how strong the urge to self-sabotage became, he fought it off, because there was no way anything (not even himself) could keep him from you.
hey :)
Andy Parker and ‘I Never Learned How To Fucking Read’
Holding the closed envelope in his hand, Remus felt as though he’d carved his heart out from his chest and painted his entire sleeve red. Gods it wasn’t like him, he thought, to write a letter like this. He’d been so recklessly, almost cruelly honest. He had to end it in a hurry as well, before all the certainty slipped from his mind. The air was heating up rapidly after the morning passed, sweat started to gather on his forehead. He shoved the letter into the post, lest the jittering in his chest made him pull back and tear it up.
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Sirius,
I hope you’re doing well. James sent me a letter earlier this This is not a letter to offer you forgiveness. Though that’s a complicated business, as I’m sure you understand. Yet, part of me feels I still could tell you about a few things on my mind.
James sent me a letter earlier this week. A tiny note, not much else beyond the haphazard announcement that you’ve run away from home. He told me I didn’t need to reply right away, that I should feel free to take as much time as I needed. But since I’ve been having all the time in the world at home, I have been obsessing my way through these thoughts. Here’s to share some of them, until I visit.
Before anything else, Sirius, I know you. Thus, I feel as though I could see exactly which string pulled in your head, and which string didn’t jump to react, that led to you doing what you did. This goes for both your running away and what you did before the end of school. I don’t know if I should be the one to pronounce judgements but— what happened and what you did to me was beyond rash and stupid (it goes without saying), but does not make you an evil person.
I could see how sorry you’ve been, despite not having approached me at all (which I appreciate, so thank you). I could tell how you’ve been beating yourself up, how you’ve locked yourself in your head this month at Grimmauld— ready to react, to lash out, to prove.
So now tell me, if I’m so wrong in assuming, whatever happened that led to your running away, was at least in part because of me?
I know the Potters must be trying their best to take care of you. And I’m sorry thatI.regret that don’t want to add to your agitation, so I thought it’s best that I wait before going to see you. Because Padfoot, I feel I shouldn’t forgive you so easily. Nor should I, out of respect for myself, offer forgiveness because I know how bad you’re feeling, or for I know what you did because of me. In the close possible world of having actually made a murderer out of me, I would surely never forgive you nor myself.
Though I have a confession to make. This is something which, for once, I doubt that you know.
It is perhaps a lie to say that I could have killed Severus that night. It would not have happened as you imagined, if James hadn’t arrived in time. Because you see, James didn’t arrive in time. There were a couple of seconds when Snape, screaming, got a good look at me, long enough for any other wolf to have taken a lunge at him. But even as I snarled and bared my teeth, I was in my own mind. I found myself able to hold my head in the wolf’s, in the presence of another— hostile— human being, even without any of you around.
It is this realisation that has accompanied every other dreadful feeling passing through my head since. It occurred to me that in the wake of the whole business with Snape, perhaps I should be feeling more ashamed of what I am than ever. But I was not. Am not. Does this surprise you? It was you who taught me this. Since you— all of you— started running with me. You made me see this horrible thing could have its glimpse of something beautiful, of happiness.
As I am writing, I draw up the vivid memory of a full moon, in my own eyes, albeit through the wolf. The three of you would be close behind me, and all the grounds would be sizzling with moonlight and magic.
Anyway.
I think about facing Snape again, and I feel a strange kind of honesty. To myself. I feel defiant— rather than ashamed— about looking Snape in the eyes again. Why wouldn’t I? I’ve been hiding but, I only hope that someday I’ll have nothing more to hide. Let the moon shine on all the broken pieces.
And that leads me to the second thing I wanted to say to you. Sirius, all our lives we’ve been made to feel in pain, having been broken, irrevocably lost something that makes one whole, normal. That we’re missing something crucial in our perspective that means we’ll never see ourselves and the world in the same way as them. But Sirius, love, we’ve come through. And standing on the other side, we can see better.
It’s a gift, that we should see the world differently from them, that we are able to. Magic is a gift. Loving you is a gift. And I can see it now, the wolf is a gift.
There’s pain. But that means it’s real— it’s because of the pain that it’s real. I think of the others, drifting through life without a glitch, without an ounce of wonder at what’s in the grey underside of fluffy white clouds. Think of Peter. His shelters. Those are all that he has. For his whole life all he’s known are shelters, and he’d grow up only anxious to find more shelters. But we stand beyond it, don’t we? We can run free and wild, if only we could pry off the shackles in our head. And beyond anything else, this is the one thought I’ve been having since everything. Do you see what I mean?
Ma is calling me to breakfast, I’m afraid I’ll have to end the letter here. I hope I’ll see you soon, I want to know what you have to say to me. And I hope you see now forgiveness is a strange thing I don’t yet know what to do with. I hope we figure it out.
Yours,
Remus
So there’s a paper on rhinoceros electromagnetism (the context being tracking implants) and it somehow got away with publishing this fucking diagram, and I’m losing it:
(if you don’t see it: that’s a Tyrannosaurusskull)
Yes it is. That they went through the trouble of changing the teeth to be rhino-like, but didn’t touch the rest of it, makes this even more perplexing.
When I saw this image on Twitter I assumed someone made it as a joke to rile up anatomy nerds. But uh, here it is, Fig. 2, in a peer-reviewed study in PLOS One. Also there are no scapulas and the spine is a horror show. For starters. Perhaps it’s an extra-deep level of trolling.
What. Is this Nonsense. *unintelligible sputtering*