#dragon age varric
Sun, 10 Apr 2022 15:49:16
keep your fucking mouth shut you fucker
Inquisitor: Well, has Hawke been wrong before?
Varric: How wide are we willing to open this up?
Varric:*Answers phone.* Hello?
Hawke: It’s Hawke.
Varric:What did they do this time?
Hawke: No, it’s me, Hawke. It’s actually me.
Varric: What did you do this time?
Varric: So, are you two dating now?
Cadash and Solas:Yes.
Varric:Why?
Solas: I happen to find Cadash very appealing.
Varric: Yeah, I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Cadash.
