#dream smp crack
+ so glad to be semi-back! hope you guys enjoy this little christmas special<3
++ mostly crack
MOST
quackity
tommy
george
karl
tubbo
techno
sapnap
jack
corpse
wilbur
punz
sam
dream
bad
ranboo
LEAST
♡ quackity ♡:
- do I even have to explain myself? of course alex is at the top
♡ tommy ♡:
- this one has probably just completely forgotten the fact that it’s even christmas and has already opened all of the presents (including yours)
♡ george ♡:
- does it on purpose. and then laughs at you
♡ karl jacobs ♡:
- does it by accident. he’s just been too excited about giving you your presents that he accidentally lets it slip
♡ tubbo ♡:
- also does it by accident, but makes up for it by buying you new presents so at least they’re a surprise
♡ technoblade ♡:
- it’s likely to happen, but not from him directly spoiling it to you. you’d find out by a note on his desk or something like that
♡ sapnap ♡:
- acts like he just spoiled the whole thing for you to see your reaction, but really none of the things he said are the ones waiting for you under the tree
♡ jack manifold ♡:
- surprisingly good at keeping his mouth shut, and even though there’s a chance he might tell you, he deserves this spot on the list for solely that reason
♡ corpse husband ♡:
- he spent a lot of time picking out your presents, there’s no way he’s telling you what they are already
♡ wilbur soot ♡:
- mr. soot would be more likely to burn down the tree if anything, so don’t worry about the presents
♡ punz ♡:
- would be very good at not telling you because he loves teasing you about not being able to open them yet too much for that
♡ awesamdude ♡:
- would bodyguard the presents if he had to. you’d be the one to end up begging to know what he bought for you, whereas he would do everything to keep you away from the presents
♡ dream ♡:
- very responsible about it, you’ll have no suspicions about what he’s bought you - he’s just that sneaky
♡ badboyhalo ♡:
- could never dream about telling you. I honestly think it would break his heart telling you by accident more than yours.
♡ ranboo ♡:
- yes, I too am wondering why ranboo is last. he just has this vibe about him that tells me he would have everything organised and ready for christmas day, and he just loves seeing the surprise on your face when you open the presents. am i saying that his love language is gift giving? yes, that is absolutely what I am saying
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