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+ happy valentine’s day <3 all things done in this are done consensual!

promt: “look! there’s a discount for couples!” “we’re not a couple?” “they don’t have to know.”

♡ dream ♡:

tease tease tease
absolutely tries to make you flustered the whole time
he honestly doesn’t really care about the discount as much as he cares about making that blood rush to your cheeks
and he sure succeeds when he twirls a piece of hair out of your face with a smirk on his face, putting that same hand into the back pocket of your jeans
hits you up with some sweet talk while the cashier is beeping in your list of tech equipment, maintaining eye contact with you only
you can’t breathe the whole time
he makes sure to hint that he meant every single move he made after you’d left the store

♡ georgenotfound ♡:

he makes it so obvious that you’re not actually a couple, it’s crazy that the waiter even gives you the discount
“ew! why are you touching me?” “george!” he is an idiot
he manages to redeem himself by taking pictures of you with his phone like a real instagram husband while the waiter is looking, and you figured that’s why you got the discount
you make him pay for the food so you’re even after his horrible attempt at pretending to be your boyfriend
he makes up for it later again though when he actually becomes your boyfriend

♡ sapnap ♡:

discount? getting close to you? it’s like music to his ears
you don’t even get to finish your sentence before his hand is in yours, dragging you to the front desk of the hotel lobby
you’re staring at the manager with wide eyes as your “partner” says, “a one-bed room, please. the best, of course, for my wife.”
what. the. fuck
you’re freaking out inside while the manager finds you a room on the computer, adding the discount to the bill
when he’s paid, he wraps an arm around you as you leave the lobby to find your room. you’re a flustered mess
reaching your room, you remember something again and push at his chest lightly;
“why did you get us a one-bed room?!”
it was secretly his plan all along ;)

♡ badboyhalo ♡:

he thinks it’s the best idea you’ve ever had
I honestly don’t think bad will have any chill at all - if anything he’s blatantly trying to hit on you the entire time
swings his arm around you and pulls you into him, like it’s what he’s been doing every day for his entire life
you have never seen this side of him before, so it’s a little surprising, but you’re liking it
with both of your amazing acting skills combined (if you were even acting, cause at this point it’s looking pretty real) you manage to get the discount with ease
he treats you for some ice cream for “doing such a great job” even though he was literally the once carrying the team (no offence) to whole time

♡ technoblade ♡:

he thinks you’re crazy for even bringing up the idea, but he’s definitely not against it either
he sucks at acting like he’s in a relationship with you, though
you have to take initiative, intertwining your fingers and stepping closer to him when the cashier shoots you a suspicious glare, not entirely believing that you were a couple
techno immediately gets pulled out of his zoned out state. seeing how the cashier was about to speak up and probably not give you a 50% discount (50 percent!!), he grabbed you by the chin and crashed his lips on yours
it was hard not to look shocked at his act of impulse, but he was ready to risk it all for that 50%, putting all embarrassment and awkwardness aside
he might’ve kissed you later too, but this time it wasn’t for a discount

♡ wilbur soot ♡:

he is either completely up for it, or doesn’t want to do it at all. depends on his mood
but when he is, he does not hold back with the teasing. or the pet names.
“my little honey pie,” “you’re so cute, darling,” “hmm, I don’t know. what does my one and only ray of sunshine want for brunch”
you want to choke on your pancake and die
he’s so embarrassing. it’s like he doesn’t know what being in a relationship is like
but alas, you get the discount. you’re not sure if it’s because they actually believed you were a couple, or if they were just to scared to start a discussion on whether you were a couple or not due to what they saw of wilbur
this will be an inside joke between you forever and, yeah, wilbur will use it against you in any given situation just to make you feel embarrassed

♡ corpse husband ♡:

shy corpse, shy corpse
it’s definitely a sight for sore eyes, how he morphs into a ball of shyness when you bring it up
usually he’s the one leaving you all shy and flustered, but the fact that you brought it up so casually was what left him speechless
you both have your own ways of showing love, and you use them to your advantage; he does all the sweet talk and pet names and you do all the touching
your method works perfectly, and you get the discount with no suspicions aimed towards you
confident corpse is back though, and for the rest of the day, he pretends that you’re still a couple by continuing with the pet names

♡ karl jacobs ♡:

karl has a hard time with not giving away that you’re not a couple
by constantly giggling every two seconds because “you keep touching me so much”
which is a fair statement seeing as you keep your fingers interlocked with his as you admire the different scented candles
not that he’s any better with the incoming kisses every now and then; forehead, nose, hand, you name it
while you’re looking all cutesy and couple-y, you both make sure to stack the fuck up on all the things you’ve ever desired to buy from bath and body works now that it’s so cheap for you
and when you come home, karl is ready for the haul and you’re ready to jump into a hot bath and smell amazing
a success, indeed

♡ quackity ♡:

he is screaming on the inside the entire time
oh, wait, did I say on the inside? I meant he is literally panicking loud and proud right there in front of the cashier the second you grab his hand
you make eye contact with the cashier and just shake your head at her, not to mind him, and she pretends that he isn’t acting fucking crazy right now out of kindness
you’re thankful, because it also means that your lie is more believable when you say “honey, calm down, we’ll be home soon,” and he freaks out even more at the pet name
you’re killing him right now
he kind of plays along after the shockwave is over, and you guys actually get the discount
he won’t stop talking about the moment you held his hand for the rest of the day - the rest of his life, actually

♡ tommy ♡:

thriving, tommy takes this opportunity to get as close to you as possible, swinging a heavy arm over your shoulders as he moves closer to you on the booth seat with a proud smile on his face
you’re about to push him off of you when the waiter comes to take your order, and you remember what you’re doing again
wilbur is losing his shit on the other side of the table as he watches tommy confidently place his order while you sit uncomfortably, not forgetting to mention the discount
when the waiter is gone, you push him off and cross your arms. he pouts.
“come on, y/n. can I at least hold your hand?”
“no!”
he ends up doing it anyway later on and now you’re both blushing while wilbur is third wheeling in the background

♡ tubbo ♡:

doesn’t think that much of it to start with
that is until you ruffle his hair up, hold his hand in yours, bat your eyes at him and kiss his cheek. his cheek! he was about to combust
he is actually very good at talking around it without showing how flustered he is
you don’t even notice until his palm starts sweating in your grasp
anyways, you guys successfully convince the person behind the desk to give you the discount, so now you have full access to the ice skating rink
you both kinda glaze over the “acting like a couple” incident, and have a good time
he ends up reaching for your hand so you could skate around hand in hand cause he misses the touch

♡ ranboo ♡:

flirt mode; on
if you haven’t heard about the volleyball story, boy are you in for a ride
leans over to whisper sweet nothings into your ear as you wait for the cashier to scan the barcode on your items
his hand is placed on your waist before he gets his card out and tells the cashier; “anything for my girl/boy/s/o,” and you die on the spot
the cashier shoots him a look as they put the pop figure in a bag. how romantic. you jab him in the side when they aren’t looking, to which he only smirks back and winks at you
you start wondering if he was playing along or if he was actually serious. nonetheless, you were a flustered mess when you exited the shop

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Sat, 12 Feb 2022 15:30:29

+ so glad to be semi-back! hope you guys enjoy this little christmas special<3

++ mostly crack

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tubbo

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punz

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dream

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