+ my honest opinion on what I think meeting their family would be like
dream:
dream is so excited for you to meet his parents
like, you have no idea
his family means a lot to him
and as you hear about in his streams, he visits them very often and does stuff with them
so of course he can’t wait till you meet them!
cause then you’d be doing all of these things with them, too
it means a lot to him that his family likes you
though he knows that won’t be a problem, because there’s no way they wouldn’t like you
who ends up liking you the most?: drista
george:
george is probably more nervous than you tbh
it’s not that he doesn’t think they’ll like you
no no, it’s because events like these scare the crap out of him
he just doesn’t like the sheer awkwardness that might come with it
he’ll be there to hold your hand though, cause he knows you’re nervous, too
and tries his best to make sure that the day goes smoothly
and it must’ve helped somewhere because it goes really well
his parents love you
who ends up liking you the most?: both his mom and his dad
sapnap:
it is such a chaotic day
you end up being the clumsiest person alive that day;
dropping a plate on the floor, spilling food on yourself as well as knocking a glass of water over
though, you’re really good helping his family out with dishes and such
and they really liked that despite the amount of times you felt like you’d messed up the day
luckily, sapnap helps out in the situations where you feel embarrassed by laughing, putting the room at ease
let’s just say the second time you meet them goes a lot better
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
badboyhalo:
he cannot wait to show you off to his family
he loves you so incredibly much, and just wants his family to see exactly why
and trust me, they do
it almost couldn’t have gone better tbh
the chemistry between you and bad just stands out to all of them - it was impossible for them not to love you
you all really bond and have fun together over a game of heads up
it already feels like you’re part of the family
who ends up liking you the most?: all of them
technoblade:
isn’t really excited or really nervous
just kind of smack in the middle - he’s not bothered with you meeting his parents
he doesn’t think you’ll have a bad first impression if you’re just being yourself
and you don’t - they end up really liking you!
they even invite you to his mom’s birthday the weekend after
and when you’ve left, techno overhears them talk about “how sweet you were” and “how they think you’re a great match for him”
techno can’t help but to smile at that
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad and his little sister
wilbur soot:
wilbur has honestly not been looking forward to this day, although he knew it would come
just because he knows how his parents can be
now wilbur loves his family and all
he just thinks they can be… a bit boundary-pushing sometimes
and that’s the part he’s not looking forward to
they’re very nice to you, though, and you end up having an amazing time
wilbur though… not so much
when his parents got a photo album out, he knew it was over for him
the amount of pictures his parents showed you of 5-year old him being half-naked was impeccable
but it made him happy to see you bond so well with them
who ends up liking you the most?: both his mom and his dad
jshclatt:
schlatt doesn’t usually like these “first time” things
especially not when it’s with his parents, cause he knows how they can be
but it actually goes better than he expected
and by that I mean that there weren’t that many embarrassing stories about his childhood that they told you about
but, oh yeah, there were definitely a good handful thrown in there
though shclatt does get all soft from the way you and his parents manage to talk so much about him
and with so much awe, too
it makes him feel very proud to have you as his at the end of the day
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
corpse husband:
corpse isn’t fond of his parents at all
barely even keeps in touch with them
so when they wanted to meet you, he insisted that you shouldn’t
yet you managed to convince him that maybe it was a good chance for a new start for them
yeah… it didn’t go so well
the day was spent with awkward silences, corpse just sitting in complete silence
and his parents not knowing what to say either since they didn’t know you
it ended up with them getting into an argument and you leaving early with corpse because of it
it definitely couldn’t have gone worse
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
karl jacobs:
you and karl would prepare the food for when they were coming over
and you’d get to talking about how nervous you were for them to meet you because the last thing you wanted was for them to have a bad first impression of you
he’d calm you down, kissing your forehead and tell you they’d absolutely love you
and they did, very much in fact
they were also very impressed with the food you two had cooked
overall they’re just happy that karl had found someone he was happy with
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
skeppy:
I can just imagine that skeppy’s parents would only first know of your existence because he made a video about a girlfriend/boyfriend reveal
which they were pretty shocked about at first, but it’s so typical skeppy, so it was to be expected
immediately they wanted to meet you, and you and skeppy were both super nervous
he knew his family was very welcoming and all, but he’d never done this before
and when the day came he was more nervous than you - at least you were able to mentally prepare for this day, he wasn’t
sure, there were a few awkward incidents - like when you had to talk about your relationship with him, but overall it was a great day
who ends up liking you the most?:skepina
fundy:
fundy would be pretty neutral about this day - when his parents said they’d come over for a visit he just shrugged and told you
you, unprepared for the turn of events on this day, however, were not calm about it
fundy could feel how tense you were when greeting his parents, he almost felt bad about it
he tried pep-talking you in the kitchen when you were making the dinner, and it sorta helped, but alas nothing could calm your nerves
even his parents could feel how tense you were, so much that his mom even mentioned it; “honey, there’s no need to be shy! I promise, we don’t bite.”
you swore his parents were the nicest people you’ve ever met
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
quackity:
alex isbeyond excited to show you off to his family
like, he’ll drag you around the house to personally introduce you to every individual member of his family
the beaming smile on his face whenever he talks about you is enough to tell his parents that you’re perfect for their son
because all they want is his happiness
they ask a lot of questions about you rather than talking about themselves, and you quite like that
it goes to show their effort to get to know you
who ends up liking you the most?: both his mom and his dad
punz:
like fundy, he’s very neutral about it
he already knows his parents are gonna love you, so there’s no reason to feel nervous about it
and he tells you this too so you won’t feel nervous about it either
you go to an aquarium, talking about the sea creatures and eventually turning the conversation into other topics
where did you grow up? what do you do for a living? etc.
it’s a really nice and casual first time to meet his parents, and it makes it less intimidating to think about going to a dinner with them the next time you’ll see them
and of course he was there to talk positively about you the whole time
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad
foolish:
he would excitedly drag you inside the house, so pumped for you to meet his parents
and even though he could very clearly see the panicked look on your face, he continued
because he knew that no matter how many awkward encounters you’d imagined would happen, they’d still accept you into the family
because just like foolish, his family is open and silly
laughs are shared constantly over the fast food dinner you’d ordered, his dad telling you all of the amazing and embarrassing stories about his son like you’d been part of the family the second you entered the room
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad
jack manifold:
you were going bowling with his family
and you had actually met his mom already in the grocery store one day by accident
you chatted for a while with her, and it went really well!
so when you were going bowling with them, you actually weren’t so nervous
it went pretty well overall - yet you didn’t get to talk that much with them because you were busying yourselves with bowling
jack reassured you at the end of the day that it couldn’t have gone better, knowing when his parents like or dislike people
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
tommy:
the way you met his family wasn’t planned at all
you were just going to his house after school after he’d suggested you could play games together
and when you entered, his parents were home
it was pretty chill, you just said a quick hi and they asked how school was and who you were, and then tommy quickly uttered out that you were going up to his room and so you went
but later his mom called to know if you were staying for dinner, and tommy insisted that you did, so you did
you had a lovely conversation with his parents, and afterwards you even played some board games together before you left
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
tubbo:
you meet his family kinda the same way with tommy
you were going to tubbo’s house to bake some cupcakes, and you already knew that his family was gonna be there, too
so when you got there you greeted them all and talked for a little bit
until tubbo practically dragged you into the kitchen with him to get started on the cupcakes
lani joined in after a little while, just in time to decorate the cupcakes
and you two bonded very well together over that time
his family overall think you seem sweet, but they probably have to get to know you more
who ends up liking you the most?:lani
ranboo:
he is very awkward at first
just kind of sitting there, waiting for his parents to start up a conversation or something
and when they finally do, he can’t help but to let out a sigh of relief
you all just chill on the couch, since it’s pretty late at night
and then when you’ve chatted with them for a bit, you all decide to watch a movie together
where you and ranboo volunteer to make some popcorn
ranboo tells you how well he thinks it’s going when the two of your are alone
and later on when you’re heading to bed you even stay up for a while, talking about how the day was actually really nice and how you’d like to spend more time on getting to know them
+ this does NOT contain smut, just inappropriate jokes :p
scenario:
you’d seen a trend going around on tiktok with couples filming themselves with one always being horny, and the other always sleepy, and you thought it’d be fun to do with your boyfriend. of course without him knowing.
you whip out your phone and start recording yourself on tiktok, forming your hand into a gun-shape and pointing in front of you. and with a lot of pleading you made your boyfriend do the same. you edit the video with text claiming who’s the “sleepy” and “horny” one, and finally go to show your boyfriend to see his reaction of the end result…
♡ dream ♡:
he watches intently and with furrowed brows, not knowing what to expect this time
when it ends he rolls his eyes with a smirk on his face
“the scratches on my back say otherwise”
wheezes when you go to smack his arm
♡ george ♡:
honestly, george already knows it’s gonna be something stupid just from the way you excitedly handed your phone to him
he starts ranting about how dumb and inaccurate it is
“I don’t even sleep that much!”
♡ sapnap ♡:
starts laughing so much that his eyes crinkle at the edges
“I know damn well that you’re not talking about me!”
starts teasing you by saying that you’realways the horny one and pokes at your sides
♡ badboyhalo ♡:
he is so shocked that you’d make a video like this
audibly gasps and starts profusely yelling at you while you’re dying from laughter
“Y/N, WHAT THE MUFFIN!”
♡ technoblade ♡:
“HEH?!”
sits there in shame and shakes his head at you in silence
“what has this app done to you.”
♡ wilbur soot ♡:
is excited about what you’d been editing and kisses your cheek sweetly
but when the video’s over he’s staring you dead in the eye, shocked
“I did not expect this from you, y/n.”
♡ karl jacobs ♡:
shoots you a wild look and starts laughing
“what? what, y/n, what? what was that?”
threatens you with tickles
♡ skeppy ♡:
the video immediately cracks him up because of how cute you looked
rewatches it over and over again as he continues laughing
“I can’t believe you made me do this.”
♡ fundy ♡:
at this point he’s so used to all the tiktok trends you do together, that he expects just about anything
sighs once the video’s over and looks at you with a serious look on his face, while you’re deviously laughing
“I’ve lost faith in humanity.”
♡ quackity ♡:
“what’s this then?”
grabs your phone out of your hands and laughs at the video he just watched
asks you to send it to him and sees it as a cinematic masterpiece
♡ punz ♡:
has definitely already seen this trend going around on his own fyp, but not this specific one
is startled and watches it one more time to make sure he read it right
“that’s bullshit! you’re the horny one.”
“andyou’re the sleepy one???”
♡ awesamdude ♡:
thinks it’s cute that you’d make a video with him
- until he sees the video
he lowkey likes it cause he thinks it’s funny, but he also wants to tease you by acting disappointed
♡ foolish ♡:
is giggling even before you press play
and then when he watches it to the end he’s giggling even more
irl manhunt will be so funny because you have dream who works out pretty regularly and is in a good shape, george who if he runs more than 5 minutes he’ll die and sapnap who thinks he can beat a bear
dream team colour coding is so real. green like prickly grass like contagious laughter like neon to grab and hold your attention like calm like tea that makes you warm inside. blue like the sky, light and free laughter like the explosive splash of someone jumping into a swimming pool like intelligence that doesn’t need itself to be shown. orange like the firey dawn, filled with promise orange like comfort and gravel and peeling one for your closest friend orange like enthusiasm determination encouragement. god
