#dream smp imagine
+ happy valentine’s day <3 all things done in this are done consensual!
promt: “look! there’s a discount for couples!” “we’re not a couple?” “they don’t have to know.”
♡ dream ♡:
- tease tease tease
- absolutely tries to make you flustered the whole time
- he honestly doesn’t really care about the discount as much as he cares about making that blood rush to your cheeks
- and he sure succeeds when he twirls a piece of hair out of your face with a smirk on his face, putting that same hand into the back pocket of your jeans
- hits you up with some sweet talk while the cashier is beeping in your list of tech equipment, maintaining eye contact with you only
- you can’t breathe the whole time
- he makes sure to hint that he meant every single move he made after you’d left the store
♡ georgenotfound ♡:
- he makes it so obvious that you’re not actually a couple, it’s crazy that the waiter even gives you the discount
- “ew! why are you touching me?” “george!” he is an idiot
- he manages to redeem himself by taking pictures of you with his phone like a real instagram husband while the waiter is looking, and you figured that’s why you got the discount
- you make him pay for the food so you’re even after his horrible attempt at pretending to be your boyfriend
- he makes up for it later again though when he actually becomes your boyfriend
♡ sapnap ♡:
- discount? getting close to you? it’s like music to his ears
- you don’t even get to finish your sentence before his hand is in yours, dragging you to the front desk of the hotel lobby
- you’re staring at the manager with wide eyes as your “partner” says, “a one-bed room, please. the best, of course, for my wife.”
- what. the. fuck
- you’re freaking out inside while the manager finds you a room on the computer, adding the discount to the bill
- when he’s paid, he wraps an arm around you as you leave the lobby to find your room. you’re a flustered mess
- reaching your room, you remember something again and push at his chest lightly;
- “why did you get us a one-bed room?!”
- it was secretly his plan all along ;)
♡ badboyhalo ♡:
- he thinks it’s the best idea you’ve ever had
- I honestly don’t think bad will have any chill at all - if anything he’s blatantly trying to hit on you the entire time
- swings his arm around you and pulls you into him, like it’s what he’s been doing every day for his entire life
- you have never seen this side of him before, so it’s a little surprising, but you’re liking it
- with both of your amazing acting skills combined (if you were even acting, cause at this point it’s looking pretty real) you manage to get the discount with ease
- he treats you for some ice cream for “doing such a great job” even though he was literally the once carrying the team (no offence) to whole time
♡ technoblade ♡:
- he thinks you’re crazy for even bringing up the idea, but he’s definitely not against it either
- he sucks at acting like he’s in a relationship with you, though
- you have to take initiative, intertwining your fingers and stepping closer to him when the cashier shoots you a suspicious glare, not entirely believing that you were a couple
- techno immediately gets pulled out of his zoned out state. seeing how the cashier was about to speak up and probably not give you a 50% discount (50 percent!!), he grabbed you by the chin and crashed his lips on yours
- it was hard not to look shocked at his act of impulse, but he was ready to risk it all for that 50%, putting all embarrassment and awkwardness aside
- he might’ve kissed you later too, but this time it wasn’t for a discount
♡ wilbur soot ♡:
- he is either completely up for it, or doesn’t want to do it at all. depends on his mood
- but when he is, he does not hold back with the teasing. or the pet names.
- “my little honey pie,” “you’re so cute, darling,” “hmm, I don’t know. what does my one and only ray of sunshine want for brunch”
- you want to choke on your pancake and die
- he’s so embarrassing. it’s like he doesn’t know what being in a relationship is like
- but alas, you get the discount. you’re not sure if it’s because they actually believed you were a couple, or if they were just to scared to start a discussion on whether you were a couple or not due to what they saw of wilbur
- this will be an inside joke between you forever and, yeah, wilbur will use it against you in any given situation just to make you feel embarrassed
♡ corpse husband ♡:
- shy corpse, shy corpse
- it’s definitely a sight for sore eyes, how he morphs into a ball of shyness when you bring it up
- usually he’s the one leaving you all shy and flustered, but the fact that you brought it up so casually was what left him speechless
- you both have your own ways of showing love, and you use them to your advantage; he does all the sweet talk and pet names and you do all the touching
- your method works perfectly, and you get the discount with no suspicions aimed towards you
- confident corpse is back though, and for the rest of the day, he pretends that you’re still a couple by continuing with the pet names
♡ karl jacobs ♡:
- karl has a hard time with not giving away that you’re not a couple
- by constantly giggling every two seconds because “you keep touching me so much”
- which is a fair statement seeing as you keep your fingers interlocked with his as you admire the different scented candles
- not that he’s any better with the incoming kisses every now and then; forehead, nose, hand, you name it
- while you’re looking all cutesy and couple-y, you both make sure to stack the fuck up on all the things you’ve ever desired to buy from bath and body works now that it’s so cheap for you
- and when you come home, karl is ready for the haul and you’re ready to jump into a hot bath and smell amazing
- a success, indeed
♡ quackity ♡:
- he is screaming on the inside the entire time
- oh, wait, did I say on the inside? I meant he is literally panicking loud and proud right there in front of the cashier the second you grab his hand
- you make eye contact with the cashier and just shake your head at her, not to mind him, and she pretends that he isn’t acting fucking crazy right now out of kindness
- you’re thankful, because it also means that your lie is more believable when you say “honey, calm down, we’ll be home soon,” and he freaks out even more at the pet name
- you’re killing him right now
- he kind of plays along after the shockwave is over, and you guys actually get the discount
- he won’t stop talking about the moment you held his hand for the rest of the day - the rest of his life, actually
♡ tommy ♡:
- thriving, tommy takes this opportunity to get as close to you as possible, swinging a heavy arm over your shoulders as he moves closer to you on the booth seat with a proud smile on his face
- you’re about to push him off of you when the waiter comes to take your order, and you remember what you’re doing again
- wilbur is losing his shit on the other side of the table as he watches tommy confidently place his order while you sit uncomfortably, not forgetting to mention the discount
- when the waiter is gone, you push him off and cross your arms. he pouts.
- “come on, y/n. can I at least hold your hand?”
- “no!”
- he ends up doing it anyway later on and now you’re both blushing while wilbur is third wheeling in the background
♡ tubbo ♡:
- doesn’t think that much of it to start with
- that is until you ruffle his hair up, hold his hand in yours, bat your eyes at him and kiss his cheek. his cheek! he was about to combust
- he is actually very good at talking around it without showing how flustered he is
- you don’t even notice until his palm starts sweating in your grasp
- anyways, you guys successfully convince the person behind the desk to give you the discount, so now you have full access to the ice skating rink
- you both kinda glaze over the “acting like a couple” incident, and have a good time
- he ends up reaching for your hand so you could skate around hand in hand cause he misses the touch
♡ ranboo ♡:
- flirt mode; on
- if you haven’t heard about the volleyball story, boy are you in for a ride
- leans over to whisper sweet nothings into your ear as you wait for the cashier to scan the barcode on your items
- his hand is placed on your waist before he gets his card out and tells the cashier; “anything for my girl/boy/s/o,” and you die on the spot
- the cashier shoots him a look as they put the pop figure in a bag. how romantic. you jab him in the side when they aren’t looking, to which he only smirks back and winks at you
- you start wondering if he was playing along or if he was actually serious. nonetheless, you were a flustered mess when you exited the shop
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+ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
++ let*s hope for a much better year, cause 2021 was officially the worst year of my life :) don’t forget to wear safety goggles!!!
♡ dream ♡:
- driving out to a viewpoint in the middle of the night to watch the fireworks together
- counting down the seconds when the time hits 11.59 pm at the top of your lungs
- getting drunk together and eating mcdonalds at 4 am, laughing as you annoy the employees
- setting off fireworks together and screaming at the loud noises
- kissing once the time hits 12 am
♡ georgenotfound ♡:
- wearing the most ridiculous hats and taking photos of each other wearing them
- playing video games all night
- popping the champagne bottle open and drinking it straight from the bottle
- sitting on the floor, telling each other stories from your past
- watching the fireworks from the window with his arm around you
♡ sapnap ♡:
- going to a new year’s party and getting dressed up for the occasion
- dancing on the floor together, enjoying the last day of the year
- kissing somewhere in a corner and missing the countdown to midnight, only caring about each other and nothing else
- coming home to watch your favourite movie on the couch whilst eating snacks
- falling asleep together while watching the movie
♡ badboyhalo ♡:
- renting a cabin just for the two of you
- playing board games while the new year’s channel runs on the tv in the background
- ordering chinese food and eating way more than you can handle
- setting off fireworks
- posting videos on twitter of each other in secrecy
♡ technoblade ♡:
- wearing matching technoblade pyjamas all day and all night
- logging onto random minecraft servers and playing games you haven’t played for years
- cooking dinner together and then filling your tummies with ice cream
- cuddling up on the couch with floof and watching whatever’s on tv
- talking all night and celebrating him hitting 10 mil as well as the new year with a kiss
♡ wilbur soot ♡:
- going out into the city and wandering the streets all night
- buying matching ugly sunglasses from a random corner store and taking funny photos together
- getting scared of the fireworks because they’re so close to you and then laughing at each other getting scared
- laying in the grass at a park nearby and watching as the sky lights up with your fingers intertwined
♡ corpse husband ♡:
- going to a bar someplace nearby
- and shouting a big ‘fuck you’ to 2021 once you enter 2022
- getting shitfaced drunk and planning on forgetting the past year
- getting tattoos you picked out for each other
- having to rip his phone out of his hands before he accidentally does a face reveal while drunk
♡ karl jacobs ♡:
- driving around town in a shopping cart you took from a mall
- wearing 2022 headbands
- going to eat at an expensive restaurant and then get stared down by the rich people as you run out and ditch the place with a wine bottle in hand
- spending the rest of the night with friends and family, playing fun games for a memorable night
♡ quackity ♡:
- playing horror games where you have to drink every time you get jump-scared
- watching videos of yourself from this year
- kissing with fake moustaches on to match the weirdness of this year
- shaving his head and making him bald while he’s asleep
- nah jk, you’ll just photoshop him to look bald
♡ punz ♡:
- crashing at a party where you don’t know anyone and no one knows you
- competing against each other in beer pong
- and because you lose he makes you jump into the pool
- he jumps in too and you share a drunken kiss under the water
- laughs at your angry frenzy but then gets you warmed up afterwards to make it better()
- you leave at 6am and sleep the whole day once you get home
♡ tommy ♡:
- streams minecraft with you until midnight
- and then you spend time celebrating with his family, taking a photo together with hats on and posting it on twitter
- begs you for a kiss when the clock strikes zero and pouts when you only kiss his cheek
- rambles on about how he’s gonna stay up all night
- and then ends up falling asleep with his head on your lap an hour later
♡ tubbo ♡:
- you guys stay up all night streaming a bunch of different games, keeping each other awake when the other is tired
- taking a small break from streaming to watch the fireworks go off in the neighbourhood
- as soon as the stream ends you both flop onto the bed, signing off almost immediately
- you manage to mumble a “happy new year” to each other before blacking out
♡ ranboo ♡:
- you have your own at home karaoke with hits from this year and songs that you both love
- your plan was to go out and enjoy the fireworks with friends, but instead you ended up staying home to hang out with each other
- you watched the countdown on tv and he hugged you tightly once you entered the new year, kissing your nose
- you played minecraft together on your own server, just the two of you
- he makes sure to cover your ears to protect you from the loud noises from the fireworks as you watched the colours in the sky change
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christmas with them
❄ dream ❄
❄ george ❄
❄ sapnap ❄
❄ badboyhalo ❄
❄ technoblade ❄
❄ wilbur soot ❄
❄ quackity ❄
❄ fundy ❄
❄ karl jacobs ❄
❄ eret ❄
❄ punz ❄
❄ awesamdude ❄
❄ corpse ❄
❄ skeppy ❄
❄ tommy ❄
❄ tubbo ❄
❄ ranboo ❄
↳ mtl likely to reveal what presents are under the christmas tree
+ my honest opinion on what I think meeting their family would be like
dream:
- dream is so excited for you to meet his parents
- like, you have no idea
- his family means a lot to him
- and as you hear about in his streams, he visits them very often and does stuff with them
- so of course he can’t wait till you meet them!
- cause then you’d be doing all of these things with them, too
- it means a lot to him that his family likes you
- though he knows that won’t be a problem, because there’s no way they wouldn’t like you
who ends up liking you the most?: drista
george:
- george is probably more nervous than you tbh
- it’s not that he doesn’t think they’ll like you
- no no, it’s because events like these scare the crap out of him
- he just doesn’t like the sheer awkwardness that might come with it
- he’ll be there to hold your hand though, cause he knows you’re nervous, too
- and tries his best to make sure that the day goes smoothly
- and it must’ve helped somewhere because it goes really well
- his parents love you
who ends up liking you the most?: both his mom and his dad
sapnap:
- it is such a chaotic day
- you end up being the clumsiest person alive that day;
- dropping a plate on the floor, spilling food on yourself as well as knocking a glass of water over
- though, you’re really good helping his family out with dishes and such
- and they really liked that despite the amount of times you felt like you’d messed up the day
- luckily, sapnap helps out in the situations where you feel embarrassed by laughing, putting the room at ease
- let’s just say the second time you meet them goes a lot better
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
badboyhalo:
- he cannot wait to show you off to his family
- he loves you so incredibly much, and just wants his family to see exactly why
- and trust me, they do
- it almost couldn’t have gone better tbh
- the chemistry between you and bad just stands out to all of them - it was impossible for them not to love you
- you all really bond and have fun together over a game of heads up
- it already feels like you’re part of the family
who ends up liking you the most?: all of them
technoblade:
- isn’t really excited or really nervous
- just kind of smack in the middle - he’s not bothered with you meeting his parents
- he doesn’t think you’ll have a bad first impression if you’re just being yourself
- and you don’t - they end up really liking you!
- they even invite you to his mom’s birthday the weekend after
- and when you’ve left, techno overhears them talk about “how sweet you were” and “how they think you’re a great match for him”
- techno can’t help but to smile at that
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad and his little sister
wilbur soot:
- wilbur has honestly not been looking forward to this day, although he knew it would come
- just because he knows how his parents can be
- now wilbur loves his family and all
- he just thinks they can be… a bit boundary-pushing sometimes
- and that’s the part he’s not looking forward to
- they’re very nice to you, though, and you end up having an amazing time
- wilbur though… not so much
- when his parents got a photo album out, he knew it was over for him
- the amount of pictures his parents showed you of 5-year old him being half-naked was impeccable
- but it made him happy to see you bond so well with them
who ends up liking you the most?: both his mom and his dad
jshclatt:
- schlatt doesn’t usually like these “first time” things
- especially not when it’s with his parents, cause he knows how they can be
- but it actually goes better than he expected
- and by that I mean that there weren’t that many embarrassing stories about his childhood that they told you about
- but, oh yeah, there were definitely a good handful thrown in there
- though shclatt does get all soft from the way you and his parents manage to talk so much about him
- and with so much awe, too
- it makes him feel very proud to have you as his at the end of the day
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
corpse husband:
- corpse isn’t fond of his parents at all
- barely even keeps in touch with them
- so when they wanted to meet you, he insisted that you shouldn’t
- yet you managed to convince him that maybe it was a good chance for a new start for them
- yeah… it didn’t go so well
- the day was spent with awkward silences, corpse just sitting in complete silence
- and his parents not knowing what to say either since they didn’t know you
- it ended up with them getting into an argument and you leaving early with corpse because of it
- it definitely couldn’t have gone worse
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
karl jacobs:
- you and karl would prepare the food for when they were coming over
- and you’d get to talking about how nervous you were for them to meet you because the last thing you wanted was for them to have a bad first impression of you
- he’d calm you down, kissing your forehead and tell you they’d absolutely love you
- and they did, very much in fact
- they were also very impressed with the food you two had cooked
- overall they’re just happy that karl had found someone he was happy with
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
skeppy:
- I can just imagine that skeppy’s parents would only first know of your existence because he made a video about a girlfriend/boyfriend reveal
- which they were pretty shocked about at first, but it’s so typical skeppy, so it was to be expected
- immediately they wanted to meet you, and you and skeppy were both super nervous
- he knew his family was very welcoming and all, but he’d never done this before
- and when the day came he was more nervous than you - at least you were able to mentally prepare for this day, he wasn’t
- sure, there were a few awkward incidents - like when you had to talk about your relationship with him, but overall it was a great day
who ends up liking you the most?:skepina
fundy:
- fundy would be pretty neutral about this day - when his parents said they’d come over for a visit he just shrugged and told you
- you, unprepared for the turn of events on this day, however, were not calm about it
- fundy could feel how tense you were when greeting his parents, he almost felt bad about it
- he tried pep-talking you in the kitchen when you were making the dinner, and it sorta helped, but alas nothing could calm your nerves
- even his parents could feel how tense you were, so much that his mom even mentioned it; “honey, there’s no need to be shy! I promise, we don’t bite.”
- you swore his parents were the nicest people you’ve ever met
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
quackity:
- alex is beyond excited to show you off to his family
- like, he’ll drag you around the house to personally introduce you to every individual member of his family
- the beaming smile on his face whenever he talks about you is enough to tell his parents that you’re perfect for their son
- because all they want is his happiness
- they ask a lot of questions about you rather than talking about themselves, and you quite like that
- it goes to show their effort to get to know you
who ends up liking you the most?: both his mom and his dad
punz:
- like fundy, he’s very neutral about it
- he already knows his parents are gonna love you, so there’s no reason to feel nervous about it
- and he tells you this too so you won’t feel nervous about it either
- you go to an aquarium, talking about the sea creatures and eventually turning the conversation into other topics
- where did you grow up? what do you do for a living? etc.
- it’s a really nice and casual first time to meet his parents, and it makes it less intimidating to think about going to a dinner with them the next time you’ll see them
- and of course he was there to talk positively about you the whole time
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad
foolish:
- he would excitedly drag you inside the house, so pumped for you to meet his parents
- and even though he could very clearly see the panicked look on your face, he continued
- because he knew that no matter how many awkward encounters you’d imagined would happen, they’d still accept you into the family
- because just like foolish, his family is open and silly
- laughs are shared constantly over the fast food dinner you’d ordered, his dad telling you all of the amazing and embarrassing stories about his son like you’d been part of the family the second you entered the room
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad
jack manifold:
- you were going bowling with his family
- and you had actually met his mom already in the grocery store one day by accident
- you chatted for a while with her, and it went really well!
- so when you were going bowling with them, you actually weren’t so nervous
- it went pretty well overall - yet you didn’t get to talk that much with them because you were busying yourselves with bowling
- jack reassured you at the end of the day that it couldn’t have gone better, knowing when his parents like or dislike people
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
tommy:
- the way you met his family wasn’t planned at all
- you were just going to his house after school after he’d suggested you could play games together
- and when you entered, his parents were home
- it was pretty chill, you just said a quick hi and they asked how school was and who you were, and then tommy quickly uttered out that you were going up to his room and so you went
- but later his mom called to know if you were staying for dinner, and tommy insisted that you did, so you did
- you had a lovely conversation with his parents, and afterwards you even played some board games together before you left
who ends up liking you the most?: his mom
tubbo:
- you meet his family kinda the same way with tommy
- you were going to tubbo’s house to bake some cupcakes, and you already knew that his family was gonna be there, too
- so when you got there you greeted them all and talked for a little bit
- until tubbo practically dragged you into the kitchen with him to get started on the cupcakes
- lani joined in after a little while, just in time to decorate the cupcakes
- and you two bonded very well together over that time
- his family overall think you seem sweet, but they probably have to get to know you more
who ends up liking you the most?:lani
ranboo:
- he is very awkward at first
- just kind of sitting there, waiting for his parents to start up a conversation or something
- and when they finally do, he can’t help but to let out a sigh of relief
- you all just chill on the couch, since it’s pretty late at night
- and then when you’ve chatted with them for a bit, you all decide to watch a movie together
- where you and ranboo volunteer to make some popcorn
- ranboo tells you how well he thinks it’s going when the two of your are alone
- and later on when you’re heading to bed you even stay up for a while, talking about how the day was actually really nice and how you’d like to spend more time on getting to know them
who ends up liking you the most?: his dad
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+ the freezer is your best friend
“tomorrow? but we need it fixed today!”
you let out a heavy sigh at the sound of where the conversation was going, using your old fan you bought in spain a couple of years back to blow air onto your face. hot air. it didn’t really help. leaning against the kitchen counter, back pressed against the edge, you tune out of the desperate conversation wilbur was having with the engineer, losing hope in the ac getting fixed before you and him turn to ashes from the heat.
how come the uk was such a hot country all of a sudden? the day the air condition fucks up just had to be the hottest day of the year. hell, of the past ten years!
your tank top was killing you despite fanning yourself for the past thirty minutes, and it was impossible to even do anything productive in a heat like this. so all you could do was wait in complete misery until the engineer would arrive - which wouldn’t be soon. you have no idea how the hell you were gonna survive the night.
“alright. thank you. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
will hung up, frustratedly placing his phone on the counter beside you as he wiped his forehead from sweat. you turned to him, pushing his hair away from his forehead and turning your wrist to fan him instead. he moaned, closing his eyes in bliss.
“I’m guessing there’s no ac today then?” you ask, fishing out a hair tie from your pocket, and stopping the fanning for a few seconds to tie his fluffy hair into a small ponytail at the top of his head. he shook his head and spoke once you started fanning him again, placing his hands on your waist.
“just our luck,” he responded, moving his shirt back and forward to fan his sweaty self under his shirt. you could feel more warmth start to form where his hands were placed on your waist, clammy hands reaching down to pull them off. this caused his eyes to open, watching as you pushed his hands away. “alright, that’s it. I’m fucking sick of this heat.”
he stood up, pulling his shirt off in one quick motion. next thing, his shorts were gone too. you nodded. “yeah, fuck this.”
you too stripped yourself from your clothes, both of you just standing there in your undergarments. and it felt so goddamn nice.
“I can’t even touch my own partner for christs sake…” he muttered under his own breath, turning on his heels and heading for the freezer. he opened it, fitting as much of himself in there as he could. he turned his head to you, waving you over to him. “c’mere.”
he made room for you to step in front of him, moving you as close to the inside of the freezer as possible. the cool air fanning your skin was almost too good of a feeling. you closed your eyes, pressing your cheek against a box of frozen bagels. will chose the peas.
“can I kiss you or will your lips burst into flames?” you laughed at his question, and he smiled at your laughter. you nodded, grabbing his less clammy hand and placing your other one on his chest. you leaned in, and he found you the rest of the way, pressing his lips flush to yours in a much-desired kiss.
interrupted by the beeping of the freezer being open for too long, you pulled away, and he rested his forehead against yours for a moment, just smiling, before closing the fridge.
almost instantly the heat of his apartment hit the both of you like a wave, no, like a fucking tsunami, turning you into sweaty messes again. will shook his head, grabbing his phone and keys and pulling you with him.
“screw this, we’re heading to my office. there’s no way we can survive this.”
he opened up the door, almost speeding out of the apartment until you pulled him back abruptly. he turned to you.
“what? what’s wrong?”
“will, we’re not wearing any clothes.”
“oh.right.”
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+ this does NOT contain smut, just inappropriate jokes :p
scenario:
you’d seen a trend going around on tiktok with couples filming themselves with one always being horny, and the other always sleepy, and you thought it’d be fun to do with your boyfriend. of course without him knowing.
you whip out your phone and start recording yourself on tiktok, forming your hand into a gun-shape and pointing in front of you. and with a lot of pleading you made your boyfriend do the same. you edit the video with text claiming who’s the “sleepy” and “horny” one, and finally go to show your boyfriend to see his reaction of the end result…
♡ dream ♡:
- he watches intently and with furrowed brows, not knowing what to expect this time
- when it ends he rolls his eyes with a smirk on his face
- “the scratches on my back say otherwise”
- wheezes when you go to smack his arm
♡ george ♡:
- honestly, george already knows it’s gonna be something stupid just from the way you excitedly handed your phone to him
- he starts ranting about how dumb and inaccurate it is
- “I don’t even sleep that much!”
♡ sapnap ♡:
- starts laughing so much that his eyes crinkle at the edges
- “I know damn well that you’re not talking about me!”
- starts teasing you by saying that you’realways the horny one and pokes at your sides
♡ badboyhalo ♡:
- he is so shocked that you’d make a video like this
- audibly gasps and starts profusely yelling at you while you’re dying from laughter
- “Y/N, WHAT THE MUFFIN!”
♡ technoblade ♡:
- “HEH?!”
- sits there in shame and shakes his head at you in silence
- “what has this app done to you.”
♡ wilbur soot ♡:
- is excited about what you’d been editing and kisses your cheek sweetly
- but when the video’s over he’s staring you dead in the eye, shocked
- “I did not expect this from you, y/n.”
♡ karl jacobs ♡:
- shoots you a wild look and starts laughing
- “what? what, y/n, what? what was that?”
- threatens you with tickles
♡ skeppy ♡:
- the video immediately cracks him up because of how cute you looked
- rewatches it over and over again as he continues laughing
- “I can’t believe you made me do this.”
♡ fundy ♡:
- at this point he’s so used to all the tiktok trends you do together, that he expects just about anything
- sighs once the video’s over and looks at you with a serious look on his face, while you’re deviously laughing
- “I’ve lost faith in humanity.”
♡ quackity ♡:
- “what’s this then?”
- grabs your phone out of your hands and laughs at the video he just watched
- asks you to send it to him and sees it as a cinematic masterpiece
♡ punz ♡:
- has definitely already seen this trend going around on his own fyp, but not this specific one
- is startled and watches it one more time to make sure he read it right
- “that’s bullshit! you’re the horny one.”
- “andyou’re the sleepy one???”
♡ awesamdude ♡:
- thinks it’s cute that you’d make a video with him
- - until he sees the video
- he lowkey likes it cause he thinks it’s funny, but he also wants to tease you by acting disappointed
♡ foolish ♡:
- is giggling even before you press play
- and then when he watches it to the end he’s giggling even more
- “what even is this?”
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