#edward cullen
Selina Kyle Bella Swan
Tired of their emo boyfriend
edward: we have to leave forks
bella: when you say we-
edward:
edward first time showing the meadow to bella
Batman is being taken over by the twilight fandom and I hope that pisses off as many cishet white men as possible
“do you, bella swan, take edward ‘it’s the, um…florescence’ cullen to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“also known as the hair”
since i can’t sleep i’ll be watching twilight for the first first time in like 3 months
Cinematic Parallels: Edward Cullen and The Batman (source)
edward really holds bella’s face and says “i’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life” to scare her away as if that isn’t the sexiest thing he could say in that moment ???
My favorite thing about Twilight is as a non-Mormon the more I learn about Mormonism the more I start to recognize all the weird Mormon deepcuts Stephenie Meyer put into the series.
Like I had a moment a couple years back where I learned from a podcast about the three immortal Nephites who travel the world and never remain in the same location and I was like “FUCK! THAT’S JUST THE CULLENS!”
All I’m trying to say is that there’s a Rob post to match every aesthetic ♀️
My finger must have slipped when I bought this
((If you also want to purchase one here’s a link: https://www.honeypotandhive.com/product/tracksuit-rob-scrunchie))
Edward really be like “I’m a monster. I will never know happiness as long as I’m the way I am. I’m nothing but a cursed being.”
Like bitch me too you ain’t special smh.
I am putting myself up for adoption. My parents just fell asleep while watching the Twilight and I cannot BELIEVE the audacity.
Hehe happy spooky season
But for real, that shirt
I took this right from my TikTok (hehe follow me) but after WEEKS they finally noticed. (Shoutout to my neighbor for helping). Anyway, here is the long-awaited reaction video.
Honestly? Thank god Rob doesn’t have social media because some of the shit we post would make him go moreinsane.
*cough* the tracksuit edits *cough*
I’m trying to make it more and more obvious but I lost hope when I watched my parents walk by it three (3) times without noticing. I hate it here
The completed series: