glittercooter:

I’m not saying redbubble is a good company what I am saying is I need this shirt

edwardskhakipants:

Look, I love this joke, but honestly if my dramatic, emo, vampire boyfriend texted me about the snail he just saw, it would only make me fall deeper in love with him.

queeraang:

one of my favorite things about twilight is how in midnight sun edward is telling emmett about bella when they first meet and how she just smells so delicious and alluring and he can’t control himself etc

and emmett’s like oh man that happened to me once. i remember, she was out hanging her laundry and she just smelled so great… so i killed her and drank her blood for sustenance. well, good luck with all this

edwardsshinyvolvo:

Selina Kyle Bella Swan

Tired of their emo boyfriend

frominez:

edward: we have to leave forks

bella: when you say we-

edward:

romulusty:

haaaa haaa haaa haaa haaaa (that’s me singing eyes on fire from the major motion picture twilight)

mairafrog:

edward first time showing the meadow to bella

queer-twihard:

Batman is being taken over by the twilight fandom and I hope that pisses off as many cishet white men as possible

thevillainisright:

johnboyega:

i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted

nauseous-angel:

Emmett custom ordered this

nighttime-patron-of-the-arts:

Me anytime anything vaguely inconvenient happens: This would never happen to me if I was a vampire

ghettogotth:

Cinematic Parallels: Edward Cullen and The Batman (source)

cherrywinecullen:

edward really holds bella’s face and says “i’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life” to scare her away as if that isn’t the sexiest thing he could say in that moment ???

twinaissance:

I’m literally screaming here

aroswig:

Coming out of retirement to share what my school put up today

fuddlewuddle:

RIP Robert Pattinson’s porn career. It can rest easy knowing he gave us a Batman that fucks.

renegadepack:

i love that the entire fandom is head over heels for leah clearwater because it’s exactly what she deserves

kuboe:

If a hot effeminate vampire stole me from a miserable life and made me his husband I simply wouldn’t have any moral quandaries about drinking human blood

fanghusband-remade:

babe are you okay you’ve barely talked about vampires today :/

edwardsshinyvolvo:

between 2008 and 2012, there were 20 entertainment weekly magazines with the cast of twilight on the cover!!

nerdreamer:

queer-twihard:

People in Forks like ‍‍‍

bellaswanswife:

i personally think that it’s so swag that the twilight vampires sparkle

opinionatedtwihard:

Twilight, but Esme does all the hunting for her family and then puts the blood in inconspicuous containers for her children to take to school. Shes cares for her husband and kids without being reduced to a stereotype of a housewife. Being the baddest, hunting every day, just so her 5 vampire darlings can take their blood to the cafeteria in a thermos and blend in with the other kids.

Can’t get no relief

Time moves on with the seasons

But I still can’t find a reason

You’d wanna hurt me

So bad

And what in the world did I do

To deserve such a pain in my heart?

me, Batman (edward cullen), brooding in the batmobile (my dads mercedes before burying myself in a snowbank in canada) after i finally stopped the joker (myself) from trying to wreak havoc on the city of gotham (killing a classroom full of teenagers)

edward cullen is sean kingston and bella swan is a beautiful girl

itsnotpluggedin:

found this pretty cool instruction page on how 2 tag

PREPARING FOR THE EVENT | LilAngelsConsignment

for@notquitetwilight<3

yous are pathetic lmao stay mad you weirdos. first tagging me in a gif that says ‘racism is sexy’ n now this???? racist and obsessed that’s a bit embarrassing luv

inthemiddleofmymidnight:

twilight but the cullens are all just old people that bella visits at a nursing home

Bella with zero-ass chill at the hospital almost throwing the Cullens under the bus. But what else can we expect from this “JASPER NO FAIR WITH THE MOOD CONTROL” mfer

Everyone now that the movies are on Netflix

I’m not sure if I’m late with this meme but with the power of family, Aro would’ve never set foot in front of the Cullens ever again.

h(O)ly shit no one messes with the ©ullens

I know it’s a small town but like this scene in the movie never made sense to me cuz like who hangs out in the parking lot before/after school?