i really cannot believe that edward twice, T W I C E, observed some guy doing a task sort of well and went “yeah, obviously i should put this guy in charge of Mercia.”
uhtred: hey alfred if you give me bebbanburg i’ll help you unite england alfred: sure but only if you help me first uhtred:fine
[season 2]
uhtred: alfred i did what you asked, give me bebbanburg alfred: no ask me later i’m doing kingly things uhtred: wow ok
((slavery happens))
uhtred: i’m back wanna talk about bebbanburg alfred:no uhtred: but you said- alfred: no uhtred: alfred i’m Tired can i have bebbanburg please alfred: you obviously haven’t worked hard enough for it, try again later uhtred: oh come on-
[season 3]
uhtred: alfred i have fought wars for you and your children and i have done everything you’ve asked of me what more do you want uhtred: you are DYING and i will NOT live the rest of my life a slave, i demand you give me bebbanburg alfred: ok fair enough, you can have bebbanburg. mad props to you. thanks for helping me out go talk to my son uhtred: really? aight neat
[season 4]
uhtred: hey can i have bebbanburg back now edward:no uhtred:wHAT edward: i make the rules now punk
