#uhtred ragnarson
[season 1]
uhtred: hey alfred if you give me bebbanburg i’ll help you unite england
alfred: sure but only if you help me first
uhtred:fine[season 2]
uhtred: alfred i did what you asked, give me bebbanburg
alfred: no ask me later i’m doing kingly things
uhtred: wow ok((slavery happens))
uhtred: i’m back wanna talk about bebbanburg
alfred:no
uhtred: but you said-
alfred: no
uhtred: alfred i’m Tired can i have bebbanburg please
alfred: you obviously haven’t worked hard enough for it, try again later
uhtred: oh come on-[season 3]
uhtred: alfred i have fought wars for you and your children and i have done everything you’ve asked of me what more do you want
uhtred: you are DYING and i will NOT live the rest of my life a slave, i demand you give me bebbanburg
alfred: ok fair enough, you can have bebbanburg. mad props to you. thanks for helping me out go talk to my son
uhtred: really? aight neat[season 4]
uhtred: hey can i have bebbanburg back now
edward:no
uhtred:wHAT
edward: i make the rules now punkLiterally just:
THIS IS WHAT MY POST NEEDED