#malenia blade of miquella

Twins

omercifulheaves:

Me, trying and failing to beat Malenia for two days: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT UNFAIR BULLSHIT FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK…

Me, After Finally Defeating Her: What a glorious contest of wills! What a grand duel! Oh, nothing else that remains in this game could present me with as worthy of an opponent as she!

Malenia taught me that I don’t actually like eldensoulsbornekiro games, only their visual design. So I turned off Easy Anti-Cheat (making the game much more stable by the way) and turned on Cheat Engine to kill her.

Don’t get me wrong, I may have given myself infinite health, stamina, and magic, but I didn’t give myself godmode so I still got combo’d and ragdolled across the area, I just didn’t die from it.

By the way, it’s very frustrating to learn that even if you don’t die instantly, none of the cool moves are usable without getting knocked out of them even in general gameplay.

It is a total coincidence that I finished this sketch on the eve of Let Me Solo Her’s ‘1000th Malenia’ stream. But it’s a coincidence I’ll embrace and celebrate. I haven’t really given her an honest go myself yet, but I’m looking forward to the eventual triumph!

And the fever began to spread,

From my heart down to my legs,

But the room was so quiet.

And although I wasn’t losing my mind,

It was a chorus so sublime,

But the room is too quiet.

(Malenia, Blade of Miquella.)

Malenia, blade of Miquella - Elden Ring

I’ll be really grateful for reblogs

Omen babies!

Malenia and Morgott visit Miquella and Mohg’s progeny

WIP: Malenia, Blade of Miquella

I refuse to work on this anymore but I still want to release it into the wild

Malenia, Blade of Miquella, is trans. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Malenia