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[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

Gervaso: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Michael: …I did. I broke it.

Gervaso: No. No you didn’t. Zeus?

Zeus: Don’t look at me. Look at Jack!

Jack: What?! I didn’t break it.

Zeus: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Jack: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Zeus:Suspicious.

Jack: No it’s not!

Ostin: If it matters, probably not, but Taylor was the last one to use it.

Taylor: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Ostin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Taylor: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Ostin!

Michael: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Gervaso.

Gervaso: No! Who broke it?!

Jack: Gervaso… Quentin’s been awfully quiet.

Quentin:REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Gervaso [being interviewed]: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Gervaso/Sharon/Welch (because let’s face it, they all basically adopted the whole group at various moments): Don’t talk to me or my son or my daughter or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my son or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my son or my son or my daughter or my daughter or my son ever again.

I’ve had people on my insta asking for some old Michael Vey stuff soo for you today, electroclan fanatics have a redraw of my favorite boy Zeus