#elizabeth the third
Jumin: *gets a ribbon and ties Zen’s hands together*
Zen: *feels an allergic reaction coming*
Zen: Jumin what the fuck, I thought you said these were clean!
Jumin: …Elizabeth may or may not have played with it before I brought it here.
Zen: Jumin what the hell???
Jumin: Don’t worry, I will still love you no matter what.
Zen: thAT’S NOT THE POINT!!!!!
AU where the toy car Jumin broke driving into V’s house as a kid was one of 707’s “babies” because he managed to kidnap Elly and everything is wholesome and happy
Jumin, to basically anyone: I don’t like you please stop talking to me.
Jumin, to Elizabeth: Please give me all of the love your little animal heart is capable of.
