#embarrasing

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he glances down towards the girl, and attempts to give her the best retail-im-at-work-smile he can. “that’s good,” he says, as he gently slides the book back in place. he’s glad that she hadn’t gotten hurt. more so because he’s sure that if anything had happened, management would’ve definitely given him a good telling off –– even if it wasn’t his fault. and god, how troublesome that would’ve been. 

though as he’s about to stare back, there’s some sort of familiarity about the girl that has him looking at her for perhaps a second too long. he stands there and it clicks, how he was unable to recognize her, even in that moment, he’s not too sure. but with the way his chest tightens in that second, he feels himself going back to the boy he was just a few years ago. 

he finds himself smiling, genuinely, at her question; it seems as though she’s (partly) recognized him as well, despite being unable to tell who he is. it’s fine, he thinks, if anything it gives him a little leeway to tease her. 

“what?” he asks, raising a brow as he leans an inch closer, “are you flirting with me?” she isn’t, minhee knows this, but working at the library can get boring enough as it is and there’s someform of entertainment here. he stays like that for a few seconds before he finally takes a step back, laughing softly. 

“i can’t believe you go to a fancy arts school and forget me already, ahn yujin,” he says, but there’s no malice in his voice; everything sort of feels nostalgic in an odd way. “it’s me, minhee. kang minhee,” he continues. “ah, maybe you didn’t recognize me cause i grew my hair out,” subconsciously he runs a hand through his own hair. “fancy seeing you here… at the shoujo manga section of the library,” he grins teasingly.

he seems way too casual about this—or is this normal here? she hasn’t been in the outside world in awhile, maybe customs have change? nah. this guy’s just shameless.

yujin makes herself as small as possible as he finishes up business with the top shelf. she’s just overthinking it, this whole situation. just an employee trying to do his job, whatever that is. not sure what it has to do with trapping her up against the bookshelf but hey, she wouldn’t know. why would she know? she’s just here reading shoujo manga.

his response causes her to shrink back enough that her head bumps against the shelf, her eyes wide and face red. “n-no!?” she hisses, heart thumping in her chest. there’s a fine line between teasing and flirting, and he sure is toeing the line. no way it’s the latter, even if her heart sheepishly wishes it so. the stories have rose-tinted her situation, for sure.

she opens her mouth to retort, but hearing her own name fall from his lips fills her with shame. so he obviously knows her, which means she’s known him at some point in time, and then proceeded to forget him. not sure how she could ever forget someone who looks like this, but she’s lost worse (exam answers). 

“wait…like,that minhee?” her face contorts with surprise and scrutiny, her eyes locked onto scanning his face for similarities. there are some, but his entire aura is different. for one, he’s much taller, but also less…nerdy (in a cute way!). “yeah, sure. the hair,” she repeats mindlessly, still too lost in her thoughts. his hair does look fluffy, she supposes. 

it’s only when he teases her that she snaps out of it, an offended pout on her face. “you got a problem with that? i’m allowed to read whatever!”

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS


1. A man comes into the ER and yells …’
My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s
dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -
and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,
San Francisco

2… At the beginning of my shift
I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.

‘Big breaths,’. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,’…replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad
news when I told a wife that her husband had
died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a 'massive internal fart.’

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient’s two week follow-up
appointment with his cardiologist, he informed
me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with
one of his medications..
’ Which one ?’. .. . I asked. 'The patch…
The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hoursand now I’m running out of places to put it !’
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped
I wouldn’t see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of
the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,
Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?’
After a look of complete confusion she answered …
’ Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.’

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the
hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked …’ So how’s your
breakfast this morning?’ “It’s very good
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem
to get used to the taste,” Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.’

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,
Detroit , MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered . .. . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read …’ Keep off the grass.’

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing,
which said 'Sorry … had to mow the lawn.’

Submitted by RN no name,

AND FINALLY!! ! … …… … …

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams… To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing
this exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said…
’ I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?’
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . …

’ No doctor but the song you were whistling was ….
’ I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .’ ’
Dr. wouldn’t submit his name….

ONE MORE



Baby’s First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,’ she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts
for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don’t have any milk.’

I know,’ she said, 'I’m his Grandma, But I’m glad I came. “

Ok this is so silly I’m sure in to days maybe i wont even care about this but now is just !!! Ok i was stalking this guy on facebook and I ended up stalking this other guys’s page, they’d just become friends on FB, and I didn’t even realise until I see on my notifications “x accepted your friends request” and Im like whattttttt ready to move to mars…. This guy cannot know I’ve been stalking his page, not in this life… so anyways i immediately unfriended him, my question is WILL THE OTHER GUY (MY FB FRIEND) SEE THAT I BECAME FRIENDS WITH HIS FRIEND LIKE FOR 2 SECONDS? because I’t doesn’t show  on my feed according to a friend of mine…

I know they can talk about it idk, i really have no idea , but it will be less painful if i know for sure he wont see it directly on fb