#enfpxinfj
infj: (spacing out, staring in the general direction of enfp)
enfp: what are you thinking?
infj: i was just looking at your forehead and i realized that it’s so cute and i never appreciated it enough
infj: so i’m appreciating it right now
infj: *starts touching enfp’s forehead*
enfp: i dunno, i’ve just always been really bad at history cause i just don’t understand why all these people had to have entire wars over the dumbest stuff. can’t we all just love each other and hug some trees?
infj: that is the most you thing you’ve ever said
infj: i was just thinking that—
infj:…
infj:……
enfp: you were thinking what???
infj: what are you talking about
enfp: you just said “i was just thinking” and then stopped in the middle of the sentence dude what were you thinking
infj: oh shit did i really? yeah i have no clue what i was thinking
infj: do you ever yawn so hard that your ears water
enfp: say that again but slowly this time
(enfp and infj are having a 1am discussion of how time is perceived by the universe what there was before the big bang and stuff like that)
infj:wow
infj: i just got a shiver in my brain
enfp: …and that is why i think your roommate hates me
infj: come on he doesn’t HATE you. if anything, he’s just neutral
enfp: tHAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
infj: enfp, you always look so happy
infj:like…
infj: do you even know how to frown?