#enfpxinfj

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infj: (spacing out, staring in the general direction of enfp)

enfp: what are you thinking?

infj: i was just looking at your forehead and i realized that it’s so cute and i never appreciated it enough

infj: so i’m appreciating it right now

infj: *starts touching enfp’s forehead*

enfp: i dunno, i’ve just always been really bad at history cause i just don’t understand why all these people had to have entire wars over the dumbest stuff. can’t we all just love each other and hug some trees?


infj: that is the most you thing you’ve ever said

infj: i was just thinking that—

infj:

infj:……

enfp: you were thinking what???

infj: what are you talking about

enfp: you just said “i was just thinking” and then stopped in the middle of the sentence dude what were you thinking

infj: oh shit did i really? yeah i have no clue what i was thinking

infj: do you ever yawn so hard that your ears water


enfp: say that again but slowly this time

(enfp and infj are having a 1am discussion of how time is perceived by the universe what there was before the big bang and stuff like that)


infj:wow

infj: i just got a shiver in my brain

enfp: …and that is why i think your roommate hates me

infj: come on he doesn’t HATE you. if anything, he’s just neutral

enfp: tHAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

infj: enfp, you always look so happy

infj:like…

infj: do you even know how to frown?

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