#myers briggs types

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infj: (spacing out, staring in the general direction of enfp)

enfp: what are you thinking?

infj: i was just looking at your forehead and i realized that it’s so cute and i never appreciated it enough

infj: so i’m appreciating it right now

infj: *starts touching enfp’s forehead*

enfp: i dunno, i’ve just always been really bad at history cause i just don’t understand why all these people had to have entire wars over the dumbest stuff. can’t we all just love each other and hug some trees?


infj: that is the most you thing you’ve ever said

infj: i was just thinking that—

infj:

infj:……

enfp: you were thinking what???

infj: what are you talking about

enfp: you just said “i was just thinking” and then stopped in the middle of the sentence dude what were you thinking

infj: oh shit did i really? yeah i have no clue what i was thinking

enfp sees entp running down the sidewalk


enfp: entp! why are you running?


entp: (panting) i need to get… a bagel… before the tournament


enfp:what

infj: do you ever yawn so hard that your ears water


enfp: say that again but slowly this time

ENTP, looking at a map: wow so many cities are labeled that you can’t even actually read what any of them say

ENTP: except in greenland…

ENTP: the great expansive nothing

(enfp and infj are having a 1am discussion of how time is perceived by the universe what there was before the big bang and stuff like that)


infj:wow

infj: i just got a shiver in my brain

enfp: what are your feelings

intj: i have none

enfp: …and that is why i think your roommate hates me

infj: come on he doesn’t HATE you. if anything, he’s just neutral

enfp: tHAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

infj: enfp, you always look so happy

infj:like…

infj: do you even know how to frown?

infj: omg enfp, your hands are so cold

enfp:yeah

enfp: *sticks hands in infj’s armpit for warmth*

infj:uhh

infj: did you just put your hands in my armpits

enfp:yeah

enfp: college edition

im sure many other types can relate, but as an enfp college is the best thing that’s ever happened to me because i can actually go after all of my interests! in high school i was forced into a set schedule of classes but right now my schedule consists of calc II, creative writing, french, independent study for comp sci, chem lab, and a theater workshop class. in my free time i’m a part of the swim club, i lift at the gym, and i play squash with my friends. outside of activities like that, i also have an endless supply of friends in my dorm building just to hang out with, but at the same time i can easily retreat into my room and watch the office alone for 3 hours straight if i need to. nearly every corner of my wide range of interests are being effortlessly catered to in this environment, and getting work done isn’t even hard when you actually want to do it!!


(and to any of my friends who may still be in high schools and feel like they’re suffering - don’t worry, maybe college will be as beneficial for you as it is for me!)

enfp, out of nowhere: chinchillas. do you agree?

infj:uhh

infj:yes

(infj and enfp are waking outside and it’s really cold out)


enfp: are you okay?? you seem sad

infj: yeah i’m fine

infj: i’m just shivering on the inside

you know you’re an enfp when…

you have so many interests and random talents that you never bothered to master because you moved on to something else before you ever could finish

enfp: oh my god this ice cream is so good i’m gonna…. uh… shoot myself in the foot!!!


everyone: whoa enfp let’s calm down, where did that even come from?


enfp: yeah i don’t know i just… started that sentence and had no idea where it was gonna go until it got there

enfp: *picks up ukulele, begins to play & sing*


entp: please… stop trying to be quirky

enfp: i don’t like when there are too many rainy days cause they make me feel really tired


infj: yeah, but plants like the rain. so yeah rainy days suck but sometimes i just think, “okay, the plants like this though,” and then it’s okay

telling stories


enfp: and then i was like, actually barbara why don’t YOU go fuck yourself

anyone: omg did u actually say that

enfp: … no but i thought it

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