#myers briggs types
infj: (spacing out, staring in the general direction of enfp)
enfp: what are you thinking?
infj: i was just looking at your forehead and i realized that it’s so cute and i never appreciated it enough
infj: so i’m appreciating it right now
infj: *starts touching enfp’s forehead*
enfp: i dunno, i’ve just always been really bad at history cause i just don’t understand why all these people had to have entire wars over the dumbest stuff. can’t we all just love each other and hug some trees?
infj: that is the most you thing you’ve ever said
infj: i was just thinking that—
infj:…
infj:……
enfp: you were thinking what???
infj: what are you talking about
enfp: you just said “i was just thinking” and then stopped in the middle of the sentence dude what were you thinking
infj: oh shit did i really? yeah i have no clue what i was thinking
enfp sees entp running down the sidewalk
enfp: entp! why are you running?
entp: (panting) i need to get… a bagel… before the tournament
enfp:what
infj: do you ever yawn so hard that your ears water
enfp: say that again but slowly this time
ENTP, looking at a map: wow so many cities are labeled that you can’t even actually read what any of them say
ENTP: except in greenland…
ENTP: the great expansive nothing
(enfp and infj are having a 1am discussion of how time is perceived by the universe what there was before the big bang and stuff like that)
infj:wow
infj: i just got a shiver in my brain
enfp: what are your feelings
intj: i have none
enfp: …and that is why i think your roommate hates me
infj: come on he doesn’t HATE you. if anything, he’s just neutral
enfp: tHAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
infj: enfp, you always look so happy
infj:like…
infj: do you even know how to frown?
infj: omg enfp, your hands are so cold
enfp:yeah
enfp: *sticks hands in infj’s armpit for warmth*
infj:uhh
infj: did you just put your hands in my armpits
enfp:yeah
just enfp things: using too many exclamation points
enfp: college edition
im sure many other types can relate, but as an enfp college is the best thing that’s ever happened to me because i can actually go after all of my interests! in high school i was forced into a set schedule of classes but right now my schedule consists of calc II, creative writing, french, independent study for comp sci, chem lab, and a theater workshop class. in my free time i’m a part of the swim club, i lift at the gym, and i play squash with my friends. outside of activities like that, i also have an endless supply of friends in my dorm building just to hang out with, but at the same time i can easily retreat into my room and watch the office alone for 3 hours straight if i need to. nearly every corner of my wide range of interests are being effortlessly catered to in this environment, and getting work done isn’t even hard when you actually want to do it!!
(and to any of my friends who may still be in high schools and feel like they’re suffering - don’t worry, maybe college will be as beneficial for you as it is for me!)
enfp, out of nowhere: chinchillas. do you agree?
infj:uhh
infj:yes
(infj and enfp are waking outside and it’s really cold out)
enfp: are you okay?? you seem sad
infj: yeah i’m fine
infj: i’m just shivering on the inside
you know you’re an enfp when…
you have so many interests and random talents that you never bothered to master because you moved on to something else before you ever could finish
enfp: oh my god this ice cream is so good i’m gonna…. uh… shoot myself in the foot!!!
everyone: whoa enfp let’s calm down, where did that even come from?
enfp: yeah i don’t know i just… started that sentence and had no idea where it was gonna go until it got there
enfp: *picks up ukulele, begins to play & sing*
entp: please… stop trying to be quirky
enfp: i don’t like when there are too many rainy days cause they make me feel really tired
infj: yeah, but plants like the rain. so yeah rainy days suck but sometimes i just think, “okay, the plants like this though,” and then it’s okay
telling stories
enfp: and then i was like, actually barbara why don’t YOU go fuck yourself
anyone: omg did u actually say that
enfp: … no but i thought it