i wonder if yu-gi-oh! fanfic authors realize that bringing back the pharaoh or the thief king in their original bodies would do way more harm than good because it’s been three thousand years and a completely different continent and i don’t think the gods are big on vaccines so even if they didn’t bring any ancient egyptian diseases back with them they’d probably die from the first breath of japan’s not-necessarily-unpolluted air or get an infection or something
Not if Yugi and Bakura get them into the doctor for their shots.
hello doctor this is my friend from ancient egypt and his mortal enemy they’ve been around for a while but now they’re corporeal so do you have a spare tetanus shot or are we doing this black market style
Of course, they’d have to come up with a fake background story and forged documents for them. Methinks Kaiba and Isis could help with that.
yuugi: hi kaiba those two ghosts you don’t believe in came back from the dead can you help forge some paperwork
kaiba: i don’t believe in any of this cra-
atem: i’ll duel you
kaiba: sign here and you’re legally a citizen
marik: isis can you-
isis: no
bakura: thank god i don’t care
rishid: you will when we all get measles
isis: ffffffffffffffffff
and everybody lived happily ever after mooching on kaiba because he didn’t care so long as yuugi dueled him and jounouchi was like five million yards away at all times
Listen but that’s most stories I’ve seen where they get their bodies back. If it’s not handwaved as they’re magical, Kaiba and Isis just do paperwork and get them vaccinated slightly questionably. Because this series is so wild, we know they actually would do this crap. And Malik is a mob boss. He could probably get a black market doctor/bribe one/pay one to give them shots.
This series has seen wilder.
you have better luck finding fanfics than i do, then
I mean, would it be so hard for them to go “these two were in an anti-vaxxer cult. They’re free and need vacinations pronto”?
yeah probably. this is yu-gi-oh! and your solution doesn’t involve even a single trading card game? unrealistic
Doctor: Yeah, okay, that’s a likely story. But I’ll tell you what. I’ll vaccinate you no questions asked…IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN A DUEL *activates duel disk*
duel monsters: the only thing capable of overriding the hippocratic oath
4kids dubs dr malcolm practice to be a thinly veiled spoof of the jurassic park guy
it’s actually a joke i stole from the fifth artemis fowl book, not an attempt at tribute summoning jeff goldblum
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i wonder if yu-gi-oh! fanfic authors realize that bringing back the pharaoh or the thief king in their original bodies would do way more harm than good because it’s been three thousand years and a completely different continent and i don’t think the gods are big on vaccines so even if they didn’t bring any ancient egyptian diseases back with them they’d probably die from the first breath of japan’s not-necessarily-unpolluted air or get an infection or something
Not if Yugi and Bakura get them into the doctor for their shots.
hello doctor this is my friend from ancient egypt and his mortal enemy they’ve been around for a while but now they’re corporeal so do you have a spare tetanus shot or are we doing this black market style
Of course, they’d have to come up with a fake background story and forged documents for them. Methinks Kaiba and Isis could help with that.
yuugi: hi kaiba those two ghosts you don’t believe in came back from the dead can you help forge some paperwork
kaiba: i don’t believe in any of this cra-
atem: i’ll duel you
kaiba: sign here and you’re legally a citizen
marik: isis can you-
isis: no
bakura: thank god i don’t care
rishid: you will when we all get measles
isis: ffffffffffffffffff
and everybody lived happily ever after mooching on kaiba because he didn’t care so long as yuugi dueled him and jounouchi was like five million yards away at all times
Listen but that’s most stories I’ve seen where they get their bodies back. If it’s not handwaved as they’re magical, Kaiba and Isis just do paperwork and get them vaccinated slightly questionably. Because this series is so wild, we know they actually would do this crap. And Malik is a mob boss. He could probably get a black market doctor/bribe one/pay one to give them shots.
This series has seen wilder.
you have better luck finding fanfics than i do, then
I mean, would it be so hard for them to go “these two were in an anti-vaxxer cult. They’re free and need vacinations pronto”?
yeah probably. this is yu-gi-oh! and your solution doesn’t involve even a single trading card game? unrealistic
Doctor: Yeah, okay, that’s a likely story. But I’ll tell you what. I’ll vaccinate you no questions asked…IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN A DUEL *activates duel disk*
duel monsters: the only thing capable of overriding the hippocratic oath
4kids dubs dr malcolm practice to be a thinly veiled spoof of the jurassic park guy
it’s actually a joke i stole from the fifth artemis fowl book, not an attempt at tribute summoning jeff goldblum
i wonder if yu-gi-oh! fanfic authors realize that bringing back the pharaoh or the thief king in their original bodies would do way more harm than good because it’s been three thousand years and a completely different continent and i don’t think the gods are big on vaccines so even if they didn’t bring any ancient egyptian diseases back with them they’d probably die from the first breath of japan’s not-necessarily-unpolluted air or get an infection or something
Not if Yugi and Bakura get them into the doctor for their shots.
hello doctor this is my friend from ancient egypt and his mortal enemy they’ve been around for a while but now they’re corporeal so do you have a spare tetanus shot or are we doing this black market style
Of course, they’d have to come up with a fake background story and forged documents for them. Methinks Kaiba and Isis could help with that.
yuugi: hi kaiba those two ghosts you don’t believe in came back from the dead can you help forge some paperwork
kaiba: i don’t believe in any of this cra-
atem: i’ll duel you
kaiba: sign here and you’re legally a citizen
marik: isis can you-
isis: no
bakura: thank god i don’t care
rishid: you will when we all get measles
isis: ffffffffffffffffff
and everybody lived happily ever after mooching on kaiba because he didn’t care so long as yuugi dueled him and jounouchi was like five million yards away at all times
Listen but that’s most stories I’ve seen where they get their bodies back. If it’s not handwaved as they’re magical, Kaiba and Isis just do paperwork and get them vaccinated slightly questionably. Because this series is so wild, we know they actually would do this crap. And Malik is a mob boss. He could probably get a black market doctor/bribe one/pay one to give them shots.
This series has seen wilder.
you have better luck finding fanfics than i do, then
I mean, would it be so hard for them to go “these two were in an anti-vaxxer cult. They’re free and need vacinations pronto”?
yeah probably. this is yu-gi-oh! and your solution doesn’t involve even a single trading card game? unrealistic
Doctor: Yeah, okay, that’s a likely story. But I’ll tell you what. I’ll vaccinate you no questions asked…IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN A DUEL *activates duel disk*
duel monsters: the only thing capable of overriding the hippocratic oath
