Ok, my brain was offline when I ordered this phone case & I ordered the wrong size. But Redbubble, (love em!), let me keep it & gave me my next order free! So I’m gonna offer this case for free to the 1st person who hits me up. It’s an IPhone 11 snap-case.
Found this funny? Go like my page, I dare you. https://www.facebook.com/ElizaMarriott Absolutely nothing terrible will happen if you don’t. Well, at least, not as a direct consequence, obviously, I can’t predict the future. Theoretically speaking, it’s entirely possible that you could have some calamitous accident after the fact. That’s correlation, folks! :D
i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science
but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him
the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position
Ellie: “so… I just found out that ‘stfu’ is not a short way of typing ‘stuff u’. I used this jokingly when texting Hammond, who didn’t know what it meant either, so I gave him what I thought was the correct meaning. He found it funny and is also now using it. I can still hear Ian laughing at me now.”
My Friend Jeff (The Jeff Goldblum Painting Song) A weekly sketch by Cheeky Moon. Music by Matt Cornah (Cobley).
Several years ago, three friends and I pooled our money to purchase the original oil painting of Ian Malcolm: From Chaos. This loving tribute to Jeff Goldblum was painted by John Larriva for “The JP Show”, brandonbird’s people-only Jurassic Park themed exhibition, and has since gone on to modest internet fame.
The original now lives in Australia, where it’s routinely exchanged between owners (often in a public place) in a tradition affectionately known as #TheGoldblumTransfer.
The number of owners has since expanded to five through marriage and will soon reach six through the miracle of childbirth. There is talk among the soon-to-be parents of taking it into the maternity ward.
All in all, purchasing a lavish oil painting of Jeff Goldblum is a life decision we can wholeheartedly recommend to anyone.
More Info You can follow the further adventures of The Goldblum via this tumblr, via fellow owner rivaldojo, or simply by searching for #TheGoldblumTransfer on your social network of choice. It also makes regular cameos on our weekly comedy channel, Cheeky Moon Productions.
If you, too, would like a little Goldblum in your life, please support the artist and purchase a high-res print.
