its obvious that magic isn’t real because if it was we would have to fight off hordes of undead sea creatures summoned by the octopus liches

if I say krongus’s name, will he appear?

“When I’m able to look in the mirror and see my unique beauty, my self-confidence will mean the end of all who oppose me.”

-Mumm-Ra

Rumplestiltskin: Gold digger.

Cora: Slut.

evilwizard:

Evil Pronouns

A short poem by tumblr-user evilwizard.

for here in the deep/of the dark inky black/there’s a clarion call/and a chrysalis cracks