#dark lord
Ex-Dark Lord: Please let me out!
Dark Curse: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Ex-Dark Lord: I’m trapped in your head!
Dark Curse: Listen, I’m not interested.
Sassy Child: Can I say a bad word?
Worried Mother: I-
Sassy Child: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!
Worried Mother: Yeah.
Sassy Child @ Dark Lord: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN’ BITCH!!!
Dark Lord: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Main Hero-
Airheaded Main Hero: But it is me
Dark Lord: No- its an-
Airheaded Main Hero: Your mind tricks wont work on me!
“What a crew, huh? And they all work for me!”
-The Joker, “The Lego Batman Movie”
“Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children!”
-Lord Zedd, “Power Rangers”
Y'all…
They made Lord Zedd-themed sneakers…
If these were actually made by Lord Zedd, they would carry a terrible curse…and I’m here for it.*
*I assure you I’m not paid by any party.
“It required countless demons to create my body.”
-Naraku, “Inuyasha”
“Minas Morgul is yours.”
-Sauron, “Middle-earth: Shadow of War”
“There is no way in Hell–and when I say that I actually mean it–that I’m going to sit back and let you worm your way out of your cursed fate!
-Mephisto, "Infamous Iron Man” (Vol 1. #11)
Finally his dream came true.
Now we know what Eddie listened to and why he looked so emotionally shaken. I understand Eddie, I really do.
And Melkor made also a fortress and armoury not far from the north-western shores of the sea, to resist any assault that might come from Aman. That stronghold was commanded by Sauron, lieutenant of Melkor; and it was named Angband.
— The Silmarillion
Artwork by toherrys
“ ‘til now, I always got by on my own.”
-Sauron
“Shouldn’t you be telling some poor girl she’s pregnant sans sex? And they call me evil.”
-Diablo
“If I go, so does the WiFi!”
-The Master of the Valley
“Hyrule’s Hero: the dumbass wearing the half-bird hat.”
-Vaati
Can you see? Love didn’t change a thing.