#incorrect villain quotes

“ ‘til now, I always got by on my own.”

-Sauron

“Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.”

-Lady Dimitrescu

“I think the film makers did right by casting an actual Xenomorph Queen to play the xenomorph queen, though I almost lost that role to Meryl.”

-The Alien Queen

Darth Sion: Do you ever stop eating?

Darth Nihilus: What? I’m hungry.

Azmodan: How did you become the Lord of Lies?

Belial: Funny story. Diablo and Baal were too chicken-shit to tell Mephisto that Inarius got Lilith pregnant. They tricked me into breaking the news. After learning the hard way that Mephisto was very much a shoot-the-messenger type, I decided never to tell the truth again.

“Who wants to play kinky jenga…for keeps?”

-The Lament Configuration

“If I go, so does the WiFi!”

-The Master of the Valley

“An equation: I’m voiced by Mark Hamill = You’re all boned!”

-The Skeleton King and Skeletor

“You can’t keep an Evil Queen down, motherfuckers!”

-Cersei becoming Evil-Lyn

“Hyrule’s Hero: the dumbass wearing the half-bird hat.”

-Vaati

“I just want a shower!”

-Cujo

“Into the woods to make more woods”

-The Beast

“Real Talk: Never accept a magical crown from a guy who calls himself ‘Wiseman.’”

-Esmeraude

Wanda Maximoff: Did…did you kill your entire coven, including your own mother, for a brooch?

Agatha Harkness: I mean, it was one of the reasons. Was it worth it? Absolutely.

“It’s hilarious to think about how much money you must of spent fighting all the Arkham regulars—let alone lil ol’ me…”

-The Joker

“Climb every mountain

Search high and low

Follow every highway

Every path you know”

-The Devil Therapist

“When I’m able to look in the mirror and see my unique beauty, my self-confidence will mean the end of all who oppose me.”

-Mumm-Ra

Ditchwater Sal: I shall not seek the star, Your Dark Majesty. I swear.

Lamia: Seek all you wish! You shall not see the star, touch it, smell or hear it. You will not perceive her even if she stands before you. If you watch Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo Plus Juliet, you will only see a sub-par Romeo. Homeland does not exist for you.

“I’m definitely not evil.”

-Sirius

villainquoteoftheday:

Chucky (2019): Who voiced you?

Chucky (Original): Grima Wormtongue. Who voiced you?

Chucky (2019): Animated Series Joker.

Both Chuckies: I like you, and it’s good to know we’re respected.

Shit! I posted this in the wrong account. My bad!

“I’m just doing this because you’re an obnoxious franchise mascot. And that’s, on average, at least 500% more rationale I give literally any of my actions!”

-Zeus

“I may not be as powerful as Ursula…or as smart, or litigious, or persuasive, or menacing, or able to werq as well, or be as interesting, or be nearly as fun…but…………”

-Morgana

“Know what separates me and Tuxedo Mask? His roses don’t turn into evil magic scepters that shoot hellfire!”

-Dark Lord/Masked Man/Yomi-G

Henry Mills: Should I call you “Great Grandma?”

Fiona the Black Fairy: You do know some magic. That’s the incantation that gets you knocked down a flight of stairs.

“You’re an idiot. I look too good fighting in this fur cape not to beat the shit out of somebody.”

-Lenore