#flight attendant stories
When people take flight, they often leave their brains on the ground. A combination of the altitude, thealcohol,nausea drugs and/or sleeping pills, and sheer restlessness turn the airplane cabin into a stunning gallery of the worst of human behavior. Flight attendants bear witness to the craziest things as they soar through the air, a lot of which involve pee, poop, and penises. A Reddit thread posed the question, “Flightattendants of Reddit, What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen on a flight?” Here are the funniest examples.
1. The nocturnal pisser
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/be6185d00b13ee1403dacaaf91f66c40/tumblr_inline_nz3fymfhQR1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6db4250c606610475617ab4594f2d17f/tumblr_inline_nz3gbcr60i1siomx6_540.png)
2. The nocturnal masturbator
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b1316acf454813ad30059a490f0c9afa/tumblr_inline_nz3gc64mnU1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e5bbbbd5f1e40759026e74dc0d6ad130/tumblr_inline_nz3gdeYXax1siomx6_540.png)
3. The cup of pee
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1048d5c4510654adf7b4378bea43c801/tumblr_inline_nz3geyFEFY1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4000f83c1762451bc7fd81a15e767c0d/tumblr_inline_nz3gfe9PTh1siomx6_540.png)
4. The bus stop
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d76ec175563354c21763dc65cfbf0daa/tumblr_inline_nz3gir3J1H1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/77409045672c18549fe725253c33ca69/tumblr_inline_nz3gi7uO8w1siomx6_540.png)
5. The mile high club
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cab8a54029f15150e32052156e0e22a3/tumblr_inline_nz3gjseL301siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d545ab0b3d0c084bb3853c9f66d73365/tumblr_inline_nz3gjaot8C1siomx6_540.png)
6. The meet-cute.
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6d75696953ef15c0803b4dfcc9750904/tumblr_inline_nz3gkeci9Y1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1981aa26a387bc1d657d8be86b9ae65f/tumblr_inline_nz3gll51zR1siomx6_540.png)
7. The confused pee-er
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/83714f26f86db489c77fd1c3e206e805/tumblr_inline_nz3gmeMVGC1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/28db6a1c40405499a17dda4150e6bff6/tumblr_inline_nz3gmmsZIp1siomx6_540.png)
8. The pork chop.
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8980de67f72439502f85a55703fe1ee8/tumblr_inline_nz3gnaDPWb1siomx6_540.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/13f2a6f31ce35855700f743d1560c944/tumblr_inline_nz3gniZUj91siomx6_540.png)
9. The colostomy bag
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d086d515adf581ad52b79093b5801ec8/tumblr_inline_nz3go49hyH1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/40fd2925437b925dab413351c48e1a14/tumblr_inline_nz3goj27zu1siomx6_540.png)
10. The naked man
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4ceb1607f5bb5fdf4f04ffd21b8e3b0d/tumblr_inline_nz3gp7dK6m1siomx6_500.gif)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2332a92fee394e6c75298c6866e27614/tumblr_inline_nz3gpgtoY81siomx6_540.png)
11. The blowjob
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fafd9884be9759ce7289d3b5157c497e/tumblr_inline_nz3gqqnkkH1siomx6_540.png)
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b94951e5af18999a45c2cbda1a9d7bea/tumblr_inline_nz3gqz4sDT1siomx6_540.jpg)
This the real picture EXPLAINS the turbulence :)
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