#flights

When people take flight, they often leave their brains on the ground. A combination of the altitude, thealcohol,nausea drugs and/or sleeping pills, and sheer restlessness turn the airplane cabin into a stunning gallery of the worst of human behavior. Flight attendants bear witness to the craziest things as they soar through the air, a lot of which involve pee, poop, and penises. A Reddit thread posed the question, “Flightattendants of Reddit, What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen on a flight?” Here are the funniest examples.

1. The nocturnal pisser

2. The nocturnal masturbator

3. The cup of pee

4. The bus stop

5. The mile high club

6. The meet-cute.

7. The confused pee-er

8. The pork chop.

9. The colostomy bag

10. The naked man

11. The blowjob

This the real picture EXPLAINS the turbulence :)

I’m in Okinawa now to see my cousin. And oh boy, this was a struggle.
So I have to take various methods of transportation to actually get here. Waited 15 minutes for a bus—>30 minute bus ride—>had to wait 10 minutes for a train—>SUPPOSED TO BE 1.5 hour train ride—>train stops for 30 minutes(oh no)——>RUNNING from the train station to the subway line—>waiting 5 minutes for the subway (my flight leaves in 10 minutes at this point)—>5 minute subway ride—> arrive at the airport and look at the flights on the board, surely I’ve missed it.—> OKINAWA/NAHA DELAYED—> hauling ass across the airport—> made the flight by some masterful luck.
Dang. But now I’m safe in Okinawa with Scott and Kristina. And it’s so hot.

By Selena Shang, Product Manager

You might remember the scene from “Home Alone” where the McCallisters, late for their flight due to a power outage, are barrelling through an airport while “Run Run Rudolph” blares in the background. We’ve all been there once or twice, and during the holiday travel season every delay, gate change, missed connection, and canceled flight can make all the difference in getting home stress-free.

Thankfully, Yahoo Mail just made it a little easier to manage your travel this holiday season with our new Travel feature.

Starting today, Yahoo Mail will help bring together all of your flight information into one view, across all of your connected Yahoo, Gmail, Outlook, or AOL accounts. Also, we’ll notify you of any important changes to your flight, so you can plan your trip accordingly.

Yahoo Mail now offers:

• Cancellation Help - If (worst case scenario) your flight is canceled, your Travel View information will update and prompt you to call the airline with just a tap of a button.
  
• One Travel View - Yahoo Mail finds all the relevant information about your flights from every connected inbox and displays that information in an easy-to-use Travel View. (Departure/arrival airport, date, time, etc.)
• Check-in Notifications - 24 hours before your flight, you will receive a notification that it is time to check in, with a direct link to the airline’s check-in page.
• Up-to-date Details - Six hours before your flight, Yahoo Mail updates your Travel View with relevant information such as gate and terminal details. You can also tap on the “Get Directions” button for directions and expected travel time to the airport.
• Change Notifications - Yahoo Mail starts tracking all gate changes, delays, and cancellations to notify you if and when your flight might have changed.

Here’s how to use it:

1.Add your mailboxes - Connect as many email accounts to your Yahoo Mail app (in the App StoreandGoogle Play) as you like (e.g. Yahoo, Google, Outlook, or AOL).

2.Explore the Travel View - Check out the new “Travel View” tab in the left panel and all of your flights (past and upcoming) will appear in an easy-to-glance view. If you want, you can tap on the flight to see your original email.

3.Check-in and see details - On your travel day, use your Travel View to check into your flight and review any changes to your plans before you reach the airport.

4.Bon Voyage - That’s it!

Yahoo Mail currently supports the Travel View on iOS, Android, and web. If you don’t see your flights, don’t fret. We are constantly learning and improving our flight discovery, so keep coming back! Happy and safe holiday travels from all of us here at Yahoo Mail!

This feature is available to iOS users in the US with their language set to English, as well as web and Android users with their language set to English, anywhere in the world. Download the latest on the App Store (iOS 4.21), Google Play (Android 5.21) or visit Yahoo Mail on your computer. Check it out and let us know what you think — just go to Settings and tap “Send Feedback.”