#fnaf shitpost
Gregory has had enough of Vanny, it ends today. (Animation!)
Kind of a wip for something I’m working on lol
Gregory can you tell me what “linked-in” is? Who told me about this? Oh Monty did. Gregory why do you look upset? Gregory what is a boomer and why did you just call Monty one? Baby Boomer? You mean like the genoration? The generation of babies to come after the second world war which caused a baby boom, thus their name?……No I did not just look that up I already knew that. No no Gregory you do not need to look up if that’s the definition, I swear I am being honest. Greorgy please.
Gregory, Gregory, why does Roxy keep telling me to spell I CUP? Gregory why are you laughing? Gregory what does that mean? I-C-U-P? I do NOT see anyone peeing! Gregory why are you laughing at me?!
SO I LIVE
So my Swap!Au BATIM stuff, Eldritch!Max Au, FNAF/DSAF Clare with William (and Gregory), Some Robonica au styled stuff, Weirdcore ocs, Scene versions of the Fnaf gang (added in my oc) (Scene Roxy, Scene Freddy, Scene Bonnie, and My oc Candy) and last but not least some fanart for my friend tiki :]
william afton but with a p*rn stache
Blood by Billy Cobb is such a William Afton-y song. idk
headcanon: William calls his balls Fazballs and that’s the single reason Mrs Afton left him
william, coming back from his 20-minute ‘bathroom break’: y’all ever just stop jerking off and start crying
henry, watching william assemble the springbonnie suit on stage: ah yes, the ‘i’m not a furry’ to ‘i let my friend rail me in my fursuit after the show’-pipeline
michael:
michael: i have multiple questions and i don’t want any of the answers
whyamionlyabletouse32characters:
obsessed with this
i’m at the pizza hut
i’m at the mortuary
i’m at the combination pizza hut and mortuary
william afton is the owner of this business
william, outraged at the claims of fast food being sold in his diner: WE DONT SELL FAST FOOD HERE, MA’AM
william, to himself: it’s faz-food
[fredbear’s family diner then got in to get sued for giving 12 people food poisoning]
henry,busy talking up william to some customers: my coworker and longtime friend mr afton is gonna come out to take your order in a moment. i have to say, i’m incredibly glad that i had the chance to open this diner with him. you know, it was his brilliant idea-
william,emerging from the mens bathroom,drunk out of his mind,missing one shoe and without a shirt: henry where is the penis
william:
william: the pepis
william:peps
william:goddamit
uncalled for post 169 but if rebornicas vincent or noisx’ william afton asked me if i was into p!ss,,,a bitch might just get wet
william, entering the kitchen: sure smells nice in here
henry: oh hi william, how’s-
william: and this pizza scent isn’t the only thing i sniff up like a dog
william:
henry:
william: i have serious substance abuse problems
elizabeth, sitting next to michael in a diner booth: dad sure has been playing a lot of arcade games lately
michael: well yeah, that’s like, the only action he’s getting
elizabeth:
michael:
michael: mom and dad are getting a divorce
burntrap got them horse chompers and a matching horse co-*gets violently beaten by the horny police*
william, trying to explain why he looked through the entirety of fashion nova on the work computer:just…y’know, manly things. i definitely didn’t want to buy a dress for myself, no no. i was…jerking off!! y’know, like a REAL dude
william, taking his bunny look even when being in the form of code: furry isn’t a hobby. it’s a lifestyle