our-smooty:

Murdoc: “oI FACEACHE GET OVER HERE-“

2D: “No I’m baby”

Murdoc:“…what”

2D: “I-I’m baby so please don’t hurt me”

Murdoc: “…Russ, is Stuart having a stroke???”

Russel: “Hm? Whatcha talking about?”

Murdoc: “He says he’s baby??”

Russel: “Oh yeah he’s baby.”

2D: “Mhm, I’m baby, so you can’t hurt me.”

Murdoc: *about to strangle him*

Russel: “Whoa hey no, you can’t do that! He’s baby!”

Murdoc: “wHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING”

loscher:

Stuff my friends said as Gorillaz:

[watching Kitchen Nightmares]

Noodle: Everyone talks about the owners being sloppy and letting roaches roam around but what about the costumers?

Russel: Well like, they didn’t kno—

Noodle: AT FIRST! BUT THIS BITCH FINDS A ROACH IN HER DISH. IN.THE.SOUP.—and her nasty ass kept going!

Russel:

Murdoc: You gotta admit she got you there.

—

2D: Homemade dinner, so good!

Ace: That’s a frozen lasagna and it wasn’t even you who put it in the oven.

Murdoc: Who puts frozen lasagna in an OVEN?

Ace: ACTUAL PEOPLE?!

Murdoc: From which time period?!

2D: *teary-eyed* I burnt my tongue—

—

Russel: What was the only thing you had to do?

Murdoc: Keep 2D from doing dumb shit

Russel: And why?

Murdoc: Cos the bastard removed his wisdom teeth today

Russel: Then why did I receive a picture of him on his underwear inside the empty pool?

Murdoc: Because I made him bel—

Russel: YES BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM BELIEVE HE WAS MICHAEL PHELPS

—

Noodle: *groaning*

Ace: It’s 8am

Noodle: Oh excuse me, Ace, I had no idea we had a set time to be tired about life

—

2D: KILL THE SPIDER

Murdoc: NO YOU DO IT

Noodle: BOTH YOU PUSSIES GET OFF THE TABLE

2D and Murdoc: THEN KILL THE SPIDER

—

Murdoc: Shut the fuck up

Noodle: Who was that for?

Murdoc: In advance because I feel one of you bitches will piss me off

—

Ace: Are we out of eggs?

Murdoc: Depends

Ace: And what the fuck does that even mean?

—

2D: Murdoc is mad at me

Russel: What—why?

Murdoc: [from the living room] Do I need a reason?!