#frederick the great
Frederick Wilhelm I: Be pious, may God and Jesus protect all my successors
Frederick the Great: Everything dies, permanence is a lie, death is the end (
but look at these neat territories it would be really convenient to possess)
Also Frederick the Great: And to my lovely wife, the Queen of Prussia, I leave two tonnes of wine per annum and this free stack of wood
Frederick Wilhelm I: Be pious, may God and Jesus protect all my successors
Frederick the Great: Everything dies, permanence is a lie, death is the end (but look at these neat territories it would be really convenient to possess)
Just because a man canenjoyliberté de conscience et de verge, doesn’t mean he should have sexual relations with a donkey.
After a man in Brandenburg-Prussia was sentenced to death for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a female donkey, Frederick the Great personally annulled the sentence, allegedly (because you can’t quite trust Voltaire’s dramatic recounts of events) reasoning that in his lands one enjoys “liberté de conscience et de verge” / “freedom of both conscience and penis”
Voltaire in general just appeared rather willing to perhaps overstate things to suit the literary tastes of the French public, or else share any and all gossip he came across at court. The slightly dicey references to Frederick’s homosexual exploits to be found in his memoirs either fall into the category of artistic freedom, or we can conclude Voltaire really was willing to publish everyone’s private life for some publicity. Cue affronted German/Prussian writers then doing their utmost to emphasise Frederick’s complete and utter heterosexuality at every possible opportunity.
Just because a man canenjoyliberté de conscience et de verge, doesn’t mean he should have sexual relations with a donkey.
After a man in Brandenburg-Prussia was sentenced to death for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a female donkey, Frederick the Great personally annulled the sentence, allegedly (because you can’t quite trust Voltaire’s dramatic recounts of events) reasoning that in his lands one enjoys “liberté de conscience et de verge” / “freedom of both conscience and penis”
Just because a man canenjoyliberté de conscience et de verge, doesn’t mean he should have sexual relations with a donkey.
Everyone has weird family history tidbits, but a supposed ancestor on my father’s side designed some porcelain figures with wobbly heads that Frederick the Great was so amused by he bought ten and put them on display in Sanssouci
Absolutely losing my mind over Voltaire’s titles listed on Mlle Corneille’s wedding contract jdbdhdjdj WHO let him do this???
“demoiselle Marie-Françoise Corneille […] demeurant actuellement au château de Ferney, pays de Gex, auprès de messire François-Marie Arouet de Voltaire, chevalier, gentilhomme ordinaire de la chambre du roi, et de l’Académie française, seigneur de Ferney, Tournay, Régny, Chambézy et autres places”
Chevalier?? “Autres places”??? Hello???
Also “Gentleman of the King’s Chamber”? What king? Frederick? He gave up that title during their little divorce
Thinking about that letter where Fritz asks for advice on his poetry and that he wants to learn and Vs like “Here’s a list of critiques. Improving would need regular tutoring with me like two hours a day for 6 weeks or 2 months” and Fritz’ response is immediately just “So you’re promising to spend two months with me! Okay I think we should start now cuz I’m not busy rn. I know Émilie’s pregnant or something but I’m willing to pay her for your time away. Also poetry is more important than science”
And V just ignores it sjsnsksksk
FRITZ, FRITZ PLEASE
(a series of letters from early 1759)
Fritz: Can you ask your doctor Tronchin to come treat my brother, I got money
Voltaire (to Tronchin) : lol who does he think he is! “money”, so degrading! don’t even respond, lemme tease him
V: No he can’t, he’s busy attending to the French royal house, tell your brother to come to him. by the way, you have no heart, no sympathy, you being a hero means nothing to me
F: *duly triggered, says some bitter stuff*
V: OMG I WAS HELPING YOU!! I was merely telling you what Tronchin said! And THIS is how you repay my KINDNESS????
p.s. don’t you know I love you, because you are the best of kings, in a way?F: aw
It’s been 282 years since he became king
(For the better, right???)
let me add this again
The fact that Voltaire was too annoying to be a proper court jester
there’s still some others that I wanna draw but: Henri, Seydlitz, Frederick, and Ferdinand of Brunswick
average straight male in germany
This is taken from Frederick the Great’s early journals:
“I admire [Voltaire’s] eyes, so clear and piercing… I would kiss his eloquent lips, 100 times.”
This came as something of a surprise to Voltaire when he found out, particularly considering Voltaire was, at that time, madly in love with Emilie du Chatelet, a renowned physicist. They were on the outs at the time of the trip because Emilie was actually much smarter than Voltaire, which had sent Voltaire into a passion when they discovered it (Emilie placed above Voltaire in an essay contest for the Academie des Sciences).
Fortunately, though Frederick the Great wrote that most evenings he and his court full of young men “lost money at cards, danced till we fell, whispered in each other’s ears, and when that had shifted to love, began other delicious moves,” Voltaire talked about Emilie a great deal and was off the hook.
Less fortunately, he was still irritated with Emilie for being smarter, and his name-dropping turned to mocking quips and complaints about her, which did not amuse Emilie when word got back to her.
Source: http://gillraysprintshop.blogspot.com/2009/01/frederick-great-on-voltaire.html
Voltaire visited Frederick the Great as a French spy, something which he took no pains to conceal. Most of Europe then thought of Frederick the Great as a floofy monarch who didn’t pose a threat to anyone because his claim to fame had been trying to run off with his boyfriend and then getting caught. His father then threw Frederick the Great into prison, where the guards mocked Frederick for playing his flute and reading French literature.
Surely Frederick wouldn’t catch on. The fact that most of Europe was pretty pissed at Voltaire for his satirical poetry and the mission was pretty much given as a “get-the-hell-out-of-my-country-if-you-won’t-stop-writing-about-me” sort of trip by Louis XV did not daunt Voltaire either. Thus, he set off from France in high spirits, going so far as to grandly inform a sentry guarding Westphalia, “I am Don Quixote!”
The sentry apparently did not speak any language other than German, and smiling and nodding, let Voltaire pass.
Source: http://gillraysprintshop.blogspot.com/2009/01/moment-with-voltaire.html