#prussia
“I feel like I’m entering the Fatherland,” Charlotte told the mourners as her carriage crossed the Russian border. The Cossack convoy that met her burst out “Hurrah!”, the princess told them in Russian: “Thank you, guys.” Then she turned to the Cossack colonel: “Please order them to shout again, I like it…” She sought to speak Russian with those courtiers who did not know foreign languages. However, despite the fact that her teacher was the poet Vasily Zhukovsky, Charlotte did not learn Russian until the end of her life.
Schloss Sanssouci. x
The wife of some Hohenzollern Markgrave, irritated by the city life: What is this? A haunted hill? Cursed, more than a millennium ago, so that no one can live on it? I absolutely must build a castle here!
The resident mountain ghost: Ah bollocks, not again. Hertha, where is my monk outfit?
Some 17th century villagers who were smart enough to head the warnings and just settle on the side of the hill: Wait, so they tried to build a castle AGAIN? And it’s haunted AGAIN? Incredible. So anyway, where’s my plow?
Nearly poison yourself by swallowing obscure powders and potions in an attempt to fend off your family’s imaginary attempts at poisoning you
Frederick Wilhelm I: Be pious, may God and Jesus protect all my successors
Frederick the Great: Everything dies, permanence is a lie, death is the end (but look at these neat territories it would be really convenient to possess)
every lord in the 15th century: I want my family weapon to symbolise myself and my unique qualities
advisor: m'lord…. perhaps…… a lion??????
lord: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Around here we instead chose to go with an eagle in various states of peril:
Help? What? Is happening?
Anger management issues
aRgH
Why? Are there two of us? Not to diss this new semi-but-not-really-unity thing, but this doesn’t feel healthy
Fuck this fucking shit man I am so fucking out
Damn, I really did not see that windshield coming
Just because a man canenjoyliberté de conscience et de verge, doesn’t mean he should have sexual relations with a donkey.
After a man in Brandenburg-Prussia was sentenced to death for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a female donkey, Frederick the Great personally annulled the sentence, allegedly (because you can’t quite trust Voltaire’s dramatic recounts of events) reasoning that in his lands one enjoys “liberté de conscience et de verge” / “freedom of both conscience and penis”
Voltaire in general just appeared rather willing to perhaps overstate things to suit the literary tastes of the French public, or else share any and all gossip he came across at court. The slightly dicey references to Frederick’s homosexual exploits to be found in his memoirs either fall into the category of artistic freedom, or we can conclude Voltaire really was willing to publish everyone’s private life for some publicity. Cue affronted German/Prussian writers then doing their utmost to emphasise Frederick’s complete and utter heterosexuality at every possible opportunity.
Just because a man canenjoyliberté de conscience et de verge, doesn’t mean he should have sexual relations with a donkey.
Kaiser Wilhelm II and his daughter, Princess Victoria Louise of Prussia in Corfu, 1911.