#friendzoned

Eating week-old rice in the car while they sit the restaurant eating filet mignon.

Laughed off and degraded.

Aww is my butt making you blush again?You are such a sweetheart. I’m so glad we’re friends. Can you go refill my drink now?

You’re not hard again are you? Please be a good friend and keep you eyes up here. You should know better.

Seeing you reduced to a dehumanized party favor seems to make her really happy.

I thought we were good friends?

Girl rewards friend with platonic edges.

Chore boy learns the truth about his relationship with his friend.

BFF exploits your friendship, making you her after-party cleanup maid-boy.

This isn’t another letter “explaining your feelings to me” is it? Why do you do this to me!? *Sigh* Do you really think I’ll see you any differently when the previous two letters didn’t change my mind? Tell you what, if you mow the lawn and cook dinner for me and my boyfriend I’ll try to find some time to read it over the next few days. No promises though, okay?

Don’t get in the way of her special night

handling a jealous BFF

Sweetly cucked by best friend

Reprimanded

moving his stuff for her

friendzone training

friendzoned good boy gets dog food