#fuck your bitch ass xanthe

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Sexy time headcanons

It’s 4am in the morning and I’m just lying here thinking about how Ximena or Sienna or Briar or Madeleine or even goddang Xanthe would ram MC/how MC would ram them because honestly my thirst for non-LI characters will forever be unquenchable.

Ximena? Unbelievably soft top. 10/10 would continuously and accidentally turn MC on by being her tol and physically affectionate self. Is all about encouraging and praising MC in bed and treating her like something precious and valuable.

Sienna? A firecracker in bed. Not a hint of shyness to her when she gets going, likes to be playful and absolutely will turn the tables and climb MC like a tree when she feels like it. Cute as a button, but surprisingly assertive.

Briar? Not a shy or hesitant person by nature, but MC is her best friend and she does not know how to handle that?? After years of never even giving it a second thought, it takes her a bit to thaw, but when she does, it’s all fun and comfortable and she easily takes the lead - at least until MC feels confident enough to top her (Briar loves it)

Madeleine? Probably just gets really drunk at some state event and realizes that she really likes the thought of MC addressing her as queen. MC is a dumbass and living her best thot live and probably indulges her for fun. Madeleine thinks she’s topping but really, MC holds all the cards and knows exactly what she’s doing.

Xanthe? In an ideal world where PB wrote her as a three-dimensional character with actual human emotions, I could see her actually being good at her job. MC does not expect this petty-ass bitch to have actual skills, but turns out Xanthe can back up her wild claims. If it came to it, Xanthe would love lording her power over MC. There is no money or expensive gifts to be gained, but she’d absolutely try to humiliate and subdue MC with sex - then proceed to fail horribly because MC will fuck the living daylights out of her. RIP Xanthe’s petty bitch ass.

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