(the Ram - 21 March 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
2. TAURUS - The Tramp
(the Bull - 20 April 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 15 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
3. GEMINI - Irresistible
(the Twins - 21 May 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkative. * Not one to mess with. * Freak. * Outgoing. * VERY Forgiving. * Loves to make friends. * Has a beautiful smile. * Generous. * Strong. * The Irresistible one. 9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
4. CANCER - The Cutie
(the Crab - 22 June 22 July) * Most AMAZING kisser..Very high appeal. * Love is one of a kind. * Very romantic. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Very creative. * Extremely random and proud of it. * Freak. * Spontaneous. * Great at telling stories. * Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. * Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
5. LEO - The Lion
(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August) * Great talker. * Attractive and passionate. * Laid back. * Knows how to have fun. * Is really good at almost anything. * GREAT kisser. * Unpredictable. * Outgoing. * Down to earth. * Addictive. * Attractive. * Loud. * Loves being in long relationships. * Talkative. * Not one to mess with. * Freak. * Rare to find. * Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
6. VIRGO - The One that Waits
(the Virgin - 23 August 22 September) * Dominant in relationships. * Someone loves them right now. * Always wants the last word. * Caring. * Smart. * Loud. * Loyal. * Easy to talk to. * Everything you ever wanted. * Easy to please. * The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One
(the Balance - 23 September 23 October) * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Independent, yet likes company * Great kisser. * Always smiling, loves to laugh. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have own unique sex appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end up crying. 9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
8. SCORPIO - The Addict
(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November) * EXTREMELY adorable. *Good Lover * Intelligent. * Loves to joke. * Very good sense of humor. * Energetic. * GOOD kisser. * Always get what they want. * Attractive. * Easy going. * Loves being in long relationships. * Talkative. * Romantic. * Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
(the Archer - 22 November 21 December) * Spontaneous. * High appeal. * Rare to find. * Great when found. * Loves being in long relationships. * So much love to give. * Not one to mess with. * Very attractive. * Very romantic. * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have their own unique appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
(the Goat - 22 December 19 January) * Love to bust. * Nice. * Sassy. * Intelligent. * Sexy. * Irresistible. * Loves being in long relationships. * Great talker. * Always gets what he or she wants. * Cool. * Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. * Extremely fun. * Loves to joke. * Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
(the Water Bearer - 20 January 18 February) * Trustworthy. * Attractive. * GREAT kisser. * One of a kind. * Loves being in long-term relationships. * Extremely energetic. * Unpredictable. * Will exceed your expectations. * Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. 2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
12. PISCES - The Partner for Life
(the Fishes - 19 February 20 March) * Caring and kind. * Smart. * Center of attention. * High appeal. * Has the last word. * Good to find, hard to keep. * Fun to be around. * Extremely weird but in a good way. * Good Sense of Humor!!! * Thoughtful. * Always gets what he or she wants. * Loves to joke. * Very popular. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Loves being in long relationships. 2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
“I’m high as fuck” “I could get higher” “When was the last time I slept” “What was that noise” “Oh my god they know I’m high” “Don’t make eye contact” “Shut the fuck up, stop talking” (keeps talking) “Stop doing this” (Does more) “What am I doing with my life?” “I can do EVERYTHING right now” (Stays in uncomfortable position for 6 hours)
so fucking accurate
This is absolutely bang on!!
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Reblog this..
Nah have a quick puff 1st
Shit I havent moved in a while♂️
Ah that hurts
Better get a drink while I’m up
Ok feeling better♂️
Not as good as when I hit this shab
Ahhhhhh fuck yea♂️
Where my smokes at?♂️
Ok feels like I was supposed to do something ⚠️♂️⁉️♂️
