#funny sentence starters

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(  a  mix  of  horror,  humor,  and  happy  hauntings!  )

• ❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜
  
• ❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜
  
• ❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜
• ❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜
  
• ❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜
  
• ❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜
  
• ❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜
• ❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜
  
• ❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜
  
• ❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜
  
• ❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜
  
• ❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜
  
• ❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜
  
• ❛ we’re not alone. ❜
  
• ❛ i see dead people. ❜
  
• ❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜
  
• ❛ i said, look behind you. ❜
  
• ❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜
  
• ❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜
• ❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜
  
• ❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜
• ❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜
  
• ❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜
  
• ❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜
  
• ❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜
• ❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜
  
• ❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜
  
• ❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜
  
• ❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜
  
• ❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜
• ❛ wanna see something scary? ❜
  
• ❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜
• ❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜
  
• ❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜
• ❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
  
• ❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜
  
• ❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜
  
• ❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜
  
• ❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜
  
• ❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜
  
• ❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜
• ❛ do not say we should split up. ❜
  
• ❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜
• ❛ i think it’s found us. ❜
  
• ❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜
• ❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜
  
• ❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜
  
• ❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
• ❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜
• ❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜
  
• ❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜
  
• ❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜
  
• ❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜