#halloween sentence starters

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(  a  mix  of  horror,  humor,  and  happy  hauntings!  )

• ❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜
  
• ❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜
  
• ❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜
• ❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜
  
• ❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜
  
• ❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜
  
• ❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜
• ❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜
  
• ❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜
  
• ❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜
  
• ❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜
  
• ❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜
  
• ❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜
  
• ❛ we’re not alone. ❜
  
• ❛ i see dead people. ❜
  
• ❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜
  
• ❛ i said, look behind you. ❜
  
• ❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜
  
• ❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜
• ❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜
  
• ❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜
• ❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜
  
• ❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜
  
• ❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜
  
• ❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜
• ❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜
  
• ❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜
  
• ❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜
  
• ❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜
  
• ❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜
• ❛ wanna see something scary? ❜
  
• ❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜
• ❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜
  
• ❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜
• ❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
  
• ❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜
  
• ❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜
  
• ❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜
  
• ❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜
  
• ❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜
  
• ❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜
• ❛ do not say we should split up. ❜
  
• ❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜
• ❛ i think it’s found us. ❜
  
• ❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜
• ❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜
  
• ❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜
  
• ❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
• ❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜
• ❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜
  
• ❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜
  
• ❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜
  
• ❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜
  

I feel like I do one of these every year, but you know what? Always a good thing to revisit! 

“Can you help me rake? I’ll let you jump in the leaf pile.”
“I don’t usually do anything for Halloween.”
“Let’s go for a walk. The trees are beautiful.”
“Halloween is my favorite holiday and I never have any plans.”
“I’ve got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?”
“I’m having a bonfire. You should join me.”
“I love the smell of autumn.”
“There’s a huge haunted house opening up this weekend. Want to go?”
“A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?”
“What kind of candy should we get?”
“I’m getting the chocolate for me, and the lollipops we can give to the kids.”
“Ooh! A pumpkin patch! We have to stop.”
“Do you want to check out that corn maze?”
“I hate haunted houses. Why would I pay for someone to scream at me?”
“Honestly, I’d rather see teens trick-or-treating than breaking windows and egging houses.”
“What’s the use of putting peanut butter on a pinecone?”
“I’m just passing out candy this year.”
“I’m making some cocoa. Do you want some?”
“Should we buy some patterns for our pumpkins or just wing it?”
“Autumn is my favorite season.”
“Don’t tell me you’ve never had a candy apple.”
“This time of year is the best just for all the creepy shows on TV.”
“Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?”
“Want to make an autumn wreath with me?”
“If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.”
“I’ve been waiting all year for sweater weather.”
“Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?”
“I wish I could put apple cider in a pick line and drink it forever.”
“What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?”
“I got invited to a costume party. Do you want to come with me?”
“Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone’s nasty faces have been in there.”
“Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them.”
“I’m thinking of hosting a Halloween party this year.”
“Trick-or-treating is for children. Let’s go cause some trouble.”
“That hay ride was a lot scarier than I thought it would be.”
“Painting pumpkins is cute, but it takes away all the fun of the guts.”
“I’m in a baking mood. I hope you like cookies.”
“I’m just not in the Halloween spirit yet.”
“I want to decorate the yard big time this year.”
“The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it’s fact.”
“My parents never used to let me do anything fun on Halloween.”
“Want to hear a spooky story?”
“Here, I knitted you something!”
“Everyone is excited for Halloween, but I can’t wait to stuff my face on Thanksgiving.”
“I think our house is haunted.”
“A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?”