#funny song
CW: sudden loud noise at 0:45, historical inaccuracy, and… *shudders*… BANJO.
Why Am I Still Obsessed With Death Note? (WARNING: horrendous yodelling)
Lyrics:
It was back in the Summer of twenty-o-nine
When I started watching TV shows online
I was young and naïve with a mind free from doubt,
So I decided to check this new anime out.
Oh my, oh me,
How was I to know this would happen to me?
Like my Uncle Gary’s obsessed with his goat,
Low and behold, I’m obsessed with Death Note!
It’s 2015, I’ve just turned 22,
I’ve finally stopped saying “kawaii desu”.
I’ve checked out new fandoms, left old ones behind,
But one thing’s still stuck there in my one-track mind…
Oh my, oh me,
How was I to know this would happen to me?
Can somebody find me a good antidote
To being completely obsessed with Death Note?
It’s 2016, I’ve just turned 23,
The characters I ship are now considerably younger than me…
When I look at old fanfics that ship M & N,
It seems so much weirder now than it did then!
Oh my, oh me,
How was I to know this would happen to me?
When I tried drowning, all I did was float
So someone please write my name in your Death Note!
It’s now 2020, my Masters is done.
It’s been over a decade since this all begun.
But when I get home from work and I hang up my coat,
You can bet your last penny that I am still completely and utterly, posolutely absitively, undenyably, without a doubt… obsessed with Death Note.
Oh my, oh me,
How was I to know this would happen to me?
Who would have considered that I would devote
10 years of my life to a thing called Death Note?!
I am really evil (cause I’m Iago)