#gabrielle dupres
Gabrielle, nudging a body with her foot: He died of natural causes.
Vera: Randall pushed him down the stairs!
Gabrielle, not wanting her super-cute/-dumb boyfriend to get in trouble: ….gravity is natural?
Kyle: I will destroy your happiness!
Gabrielle: My happiness?
Gabrielle: I’m happy?
Gabrielle, wanting to be done with this game as soon as possible: Guys, I’m an Imposter vote me out.
Jack: Funny joke, but that wont help us figure out who the imposter is.
Gabrielle: I’m serious. I am voting myself out.
Lilith: Hamish is acting sus.
Alyssa: Its Hamish
(and this continued until everyone voted out everyone else and Gabrielle won without killing anyone.)
Gabrielle: What the hell were you thinking?
Randall: I thought you said releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Gabrielle: You released ostriches!!!
Randall, proposing: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives
Gabrielle: I wake up at 4:30
Randall:
Randall: I want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives
Randall: What’s your biggest fear?
Gabrielle: Being forgotten.
Randall: Damn, that’s deep.
Randall: Mine is the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it, now.
Randall: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Gabrielle, rolling eyes: Go ahead.
Randall: Tooth-hurty.
Gabrielle, sighing: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Randall: You complete me.
Jack: music is just wiggling air
Gabrielle: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
Hamish: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
Gabrielle: ple-
Lilith: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.
Randall: an artists best quality: their wiggles.
Gabrielle: i’m leaving the pack
Lilith: This may shock you but not everyone here likes you.
Gabrielle, filing her nails: Sounds ridiculous but go on.
Randall: I’ve been flirting with you for 2 years.
Gabrielle, unimpressed: Do you really consider finger guns flirting?!
Here’s the thing about relationships in The Order (if that fandom is still alive)
They’re bad (most of them anyway)
Queerbating
It doesn’t matter that we got a half-assed 2 minutes long lesbian relationship if it got terminated immediately and sprung out of nowhere and half of that relationship literally got sent to hell; also both members are POC
You can’t make hamish and randall kiss out of nowhere and put that much feeling into it if you’re not going to go through with it even if their chemistry was off the charts (like the kiss me or the we had to had toorhe wishes??)
Overall I think The Order just has a problem with relationships (both straight and queer ones, though I do enjoy Hamish x Vera and/or Hamish x Randall, Randall x Gabrielle and Nicole x Lilith even if it was shortlived)
Exhibit A: Randall and Lilith. Why was that ever a thing? Just… just no
Exhibit B: Jack and Alyssa. They are for some reason the main couple yet they are mostly on and off and it’s not even entertaining. No one was surprised that they are each other’s love interests, but everything about them just gets so repetitive. Halfway through you’re just annoyed they’re not together. And even then you’re not enjoying it. But they are the main heterosexual white couple that got way too much screentime
Most of these problems would be resolved if we had got a season 3, but sadly we’re left with this mess.
