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Randall: I never thought that Lilith was a innocent girl, but when she went on her first date with Nicole, any suspicion I had of that died.

Jack: Before she went on it she told me ‘by the end of the night I’m going to make sure I know out what my name sounds like when she’s moaning it.’

Jack: I fucking choked on my pretzels from that.

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The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:01:21

Gabrielle, nudging a body with her foot: He died of natural causes.

Vera: Randall pushed him down the stairs!

Gabrielle, not wanting her super-cute/-dumb boyfriend to get in trouble: ….gravity is natural?

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #gabrielle dupres #vera stone #randall carpio 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:00:51

Lilith, Hamish, Randall, and Jack: *have another bad and dangerous idea*

Alyssa and Vera, waking up in cold sweat: Something is wrong.

#the order #incorrect order of the blue rose #incorrect order #incorrect order quote #incorrect quote #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #lilith bathory #hamish duke #randall carpio #jack morton #alyssa drake #vera stone 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Tue, 13 Oct 2020 10:01:34

Jack, whispering: Be very quiet. We don’t want Hamish to hear us.

Randall, whispering: I’m trying…

Hamish, in the distance: I can hear you whispering.

Jack, whispering: He can hear us whispering!

Randall, whispering: Let me check if he actually can or he’s playing us. Ahem. Hamish loves Vera.

Hamish, in the distance: You bet love Vera. Wait-

Randall: *jumps out of bush where the were hiding*

Randall: I FUCKING CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Jack, whispering: Oh damn, he can hear us.

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The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Mon, 12 Oct 2020 10:00:50

Gabrielle: What the hell were you thinking?

Randall: I thought you said releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Gabrielle: You released ostriches!!!

#the order #incorrect quote #incorrect order #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio #gabrielle dupres 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Sun, 11 Oct 2020 10:01:26

Randall, trying to get into The Order: I’m so strong that once I broke a boulder on someone’s head and that person went to the hospital!

Vera: Dear god, who was it?

Randall: Me!

Vera:…

Vera: And what happened next?

Randall: How should I know? I was unconscious!

Vera:…The fact that you haven’t gotten yourself killed will always stun me

#the order #incorrect quote #incorrect order #incorrect order of the blue rose #incorrect order quote #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #vera stone #randall carpio 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Fri, 09 Oct 2020 10:00:53

Lilith, angrily: ARE YOU-

Randall: Fucking.

Lilith: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Randall: Fucking.

Lilith: -IDIOT-

Edward, who came back from the dead for some reason idk stay with me here: …what was that?

Randall: Vera banned Lilith from swearing when she’s talking to people who can give us info, so I volunteered to help her out.

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #vera stone #lilith bathory #randall carpio #edward coventry 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Wed, 07 Oct 2020 10:00:45

Randall, proposing: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives

Gabrielle: I wake up at 4:30

Randall:

Randall: I want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives

#the order #incorrect quote #incorrect order #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio #gabrielle dupres #why is this exactly how this would go down tho 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Tue, 06 Oct 2020 10:00:59

Randall: What’s your biggest fear?

Gabrielle: Being forgotten.

Randall: Damn, that’s deep.

Randall: Mine is the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it, now.

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio #gabrielle dupres 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Sun, 04 Oct 2020 10:00:46

Randall: Vera’s right. We have to do this. Change is inedible.

Alyssa: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Randall: *spits out a bunch of pennies*

Randall: I did not.

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #vera stone #randall carpio #alyssa drake 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Sat, 03 Oct 2020 10:00:47

Randall: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.

Gabrielle, rolling eyes: Go ahead.

Randall: Tooth-hurty.

Gabrielle, sighing: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Randall: You complete me.

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect order of the blue rose #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio #gabrielle dupres 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Fri, 02 Oct 2020 10:00:43

Jack: music is just wiggling air

Gabrielle: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.

Hamish: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

Gabrielle: ple-

Lilith: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.

Randall: an artists best quality: their wiggles.

Gabrielle: i’m leaving the pack

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio #jack morton #hamish duke #lilith bathory #gabrielle dupres 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Thu, 01 Oct 2020 10:01:06

Randall: *sorting through his mail*

Randall: Baby shower invitation? Haha, no thanks, Jack and Alyssa. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want.

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect order quote #incorrect quote #incorrect order of the blue rose #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Wed, 30 Sep 2020 10:00:44

Randall: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle

Randall: I have decided to have an Ongoing Crisis

#the order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order #the hermetic order of the blue rose #randall carpio #netflix 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Mon, 28 Sep 2020 10:00:43

Randall: i’m declaring today international ‘nothing tries to kill us’ day

Randall: anything trying to kill us today will have to just not

#the order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Sun, 27 Sep 2020 10:00:51

Randall, after kissing Nicole for some reason or another: Lilith’s gonna kill us.

Nicole: Yeah. This is a mistake.

Randall: A mistake that we’re gonna laugh about one day.

Nicole: But not today.

Randall: Oh, no. Today’s gonna be a mess.

#the order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #incorrect order #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #nicole #randall carpio #kilith 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Thu, 06 Aug 2020 10:00:57

Randall: I’ve been flirting with you for 2 years.

Gabrielle, unimpressed: Do you really consider finger guns flirting?!

#incorrect order #incorrect quote #incorrect order quote #the hermetic order of the blue rose #netflix #randall carpio #gabrielle dupres 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Tue, 04 Aug 2020 10:01:02

Randall: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Jack: Strong.

Alyssa: Weak.

Lilith: An idiot.

#incorrect order #the order #incorrect quote #the hermetic order of the blue rose #incorrect order quote #netflix #randall carpio #jack morton #alyssa drake #lilith bathory 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Wed, 29 Jul 2020 10:01:04

Vera: I hope you all have a verygood explanation for this.

Randall: We have four, actually.

Jack: We couldn’t decide on one.

Lilith: So you can pick your favorite.

Hamish: I’m so sorry about them.

Randall: Hey, it was your idea in all of these!

#the order #incorrect order #incorrect quote #netflix #incorrect order quote #the hermetic order of the blue rose #vera stone #randall carpio #jack morton #lilith bathory #hamish duke 
The Wrong Order@incorrect-order-of-the-blue-rose
Tue, 28 Jul 2020 10:01:40
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