“Time is money: here’s both” inscribed on a gold chain is such a raw, kickass idea that I deeply appreciate- but it does come from a furry Sherlock Holmes D&D campaign where the Big Bad Whodunnit 1) is revealed to have been in rabbit blackface the entire time and 2) gets projectile shat-on so hard that the feces rockets his body backward into a lightning rod which then electrocutes him to death
